[Before The Mast]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

The depravity of sailors at sea is well known. You all engage in homersexual acts while out there, Jesus is not amused.

Kindly Mr. SBTL,
I am hear to tell you that a life at sea and no such activities every occur on boats and ships I've been on. I once did know of a boat where all the crew with foofy trousers but that's highly unusual.

Ms. Lisa H,
You are a humorous inspiration to The Lord. Please keep up the good work.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

I've run this through 3 online translators and they've come up empty. Has our pasta friend had a stroke caused by his carb-loaded diet?

Well as up until a few minute ago it was the most Holy of festival in the Pastafirain calender "Talk Like a Pirate Day" (Which falling on a Sunday made it Talk Like a Pirate Weekend) I was mealy observing the festival as Our Lord Noodle would want me to.

Let me translate for you

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
Gettin' lily livered that me outreach work here be gettin' swabbies t' think about what an oppressive pile o' rubbish christianity be?

Worried that I may be helpin' swabbies find ou' th' TRUTH?

I will nay be givin' up me outreach work any time soon Sith.

Getting scared of my outreach work here is getting people to think about what an oppresive pile of rubbish christianity is?

Worried that I may be helping people find out the TRUTH?

I will not be giving up my outreach work any time soon Sith.

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
The only explanation I can find fer ye aggressive stance 't that ye be lily livered o' swabbies findin' ou' th' truth an' rejectin' yer false religion

The only explanation I can find for your aggressive stance is that you are scared of people finding out the truth and rejecting your false religion.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Gettin' lily livered that me outreach work here be gettin' swabbies t' think about what an oppressive pile o' rubbish christianity be?

Worried that I may be helpin' swabbies find ou' th' TRUTH?

I will nay be givin' up me outreach work any time soon Sith.
Ya scurvy cur!

The only explanation I can find fer ye aggressive stance 't that ye be lily livered o' swabbies findin' ou' th' truth an' rejectin' yer false religion
Ya lily livered lanlubber!

I've run this through 3 online translators and they've come up empty. Has our pasta friend had a stroke caused by his carb-loaded diet?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

The depravity of sailors at sea is well known. You all engage in homersexual acts while out there, Jesus is not amused.

You come to this Godly forum promoting beliefs based on wheat products but we are not deceived. Satan runs grain elevators in Kansas, North Dakota, (both perverted states in their own right) and elsewhere. Your blasphemic promotion of pasta products holds no sway in this Godly place.

The only explanation I can find fer ye aggressive stance 't that ye be lily livered o' swabbies findin' ou' th' truth an' rejectin' yer false religion
Ya lily livered lanlubber!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Gettin' lily livered that me outreach work here be gettin' swabbies t' think about what an oppressive pile o' rubbish christianity be?

Worried that I may be helpin' swabbies find ou' th' TRUTH?

I will nay be givin' up me outreach work any time soon Sith.
Ya scurvy cur!

The depravity of sailors at sea is well known. You all engage in homersexual acts while out there, Jesus is not amused.

You come to this Godly forum promoting beliefs based on wheat products but we are not deceived. Satan runs grain elevators in Kansas, North Dakota, (both perverted states in their own right) and elsewhere. Your blasphemic promotion of pasta products holds no sway in this Godly place.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Pasta boy, why don't you go start your own board. That way you can make all the topics about yourself and do whatever you want. Why do you have to plaster our boards with your garbage.

Gettin' lily livered that me outreach work here be gettin' swabbies t' think about what an oppressive pile o' rubbish christianity be?

Worried that I may be helpin' swabbies find ou' th' TRUTH?

I will nay be givin' up me outreach work any time soon Sith.
Ya scurvy cur!

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

So while I was reading the KJV at the Seamans Church Institute here in Newport (http://seamensnewport.org/) (they make a tasty omelet), and there was another text on the bookcase next to the old fireplace. I decided to take a look as my eyes were a bit weary and I thought I could use a break of pace. It was the bible of this spaghetti creature the pirate character here has been speaking on and on about.

It was an amusing read, I couldn't put it down. But now I'm confused. As I read the KJV I began to develop night terrors but they disappeared the same day I read the flying meat ball book. I'm afraid to go back to the Aloha Cafe as I know the book lurks there and I will not be strong enough to not read it again.

Can anyone help?

Yeah, well thanks for bringing this up. As you can see, you got our resident attention whore going at full throttle.


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Pasta boy, why don't you go start your own board. That way you can make all the topics about yourself and do whatever you want. Why do you have to plaster our boards with your garbage.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

To scared to admit the truth Jo Freddie.

I be not th' one who be missin' a fully functionin' Brain Lisa, I be not th' one who thinks that an anti masturbation glove t' be a necessary item t' prevent a scallywag doin' somethin' that tharbe perfectly natural if God did not want us t' do it from yon time t' time The ornery cuss would not have made it feel so good, oh and if ye be chartin' a course t' come bac kie wit' "It be th' Devil that tharmakes it feel good", well me poor dense wench th' Devil be but a creation from yon that tharlog o' fairy tales ye hoard in th' heart so much and does not exist, now belay bein' stupid lass and belay tryin' t' derail poor Before The Mast's topic.

Yarr floundering between decks fool.

[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Ahoy Before The mast, I apologise for the 4 pages o' bilge water floodin' your topic as Lisa displays just how dense she be, have you picked up The Gospel o' the Flyin' Spaghetti Monster again yet? or be you still sufferin' from those feelin's o' dread induced by the ?

To scared to admit the truth Jo Freddie.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

I had lunch today, they were serving meat loaf, and the book was there again. It has a leather binder and a red ribbon. I didn't read it though, some youngsters that work in one of the yards restoring boats were reading it and yelling "Yarrrr!!" and laughing. One asked me if I was a pirate. I was a little indignate as being labeled as such and she explained that I looked like one but without the eye patch. The waitress had a spare eye patch and put it on me and since I do enjoy her company I put up with it.

So I now have an eye patch and a yearning to go read the book. It's just for fun and young lasses keep sidling up to me in recognition so it's not really that bad, right?

Ahoy Before The mast, I apologise for the 4 pages o' bilge water floodin' your topic as Lisa displays just how dense she be, have you picked up The Gospel o' the Flyin' Spaghetti Monster again yet? or be you still sufferin' from those feelin's o' dread induced by the ?

[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Twas nay glove, it be a Brain*

or
*Brain

No it is a anti-masturbation glove for men
Yours


other version

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

That looks like a anti-masturbation glove for you men to wear.

Twas nay glove, it be a Brain*

*Brain

The portion of the vertebrate central nervous system that is enclosed within the cranium, continuous with the spinal cord, and composed of gray matter and white matter. It is the primary centre for the regulation and control of bodily activities, receiving and interpreting sensory impulses, and transmitting information to the muscles and body organs. It is also the seat of consciousness, thought, memory, and emotion.

or
*Brain

The portion of the vertebrate central nervous system that does not function correctly in Lisa.

[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Lisa have yer seen one o these lyin' about?

I think you be missing one.

That looks like a anti-masturbation glove for you men to wear.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

That is really hard to understand. Are you wanting to have Birthday Party for all your crew and all of them to have the Jesus Fillet-O-Fish happy meal.

If your want a wrench, best go to the tool shop.

Lisa have yer seen one o these lyin' about?

I think you be missing one.

[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Where, yer half brained excuse for a wench? Just where did I be asking for any of yer vittles?

Why would I be requiring a casket of yerr revolting vittles wit' a picture of an ugly bearded wench on it?

That is really hard to understand. Are you wanting to have Birthday Party for all your crew and all of them to have the Jesus Fillet-O-Fish happy meal.

If your want a wrench, best go to the tool shop.