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  • Nobar King
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    Re: Jesus Is A Jew

    Originally posted by mcl125 View Post
    Wasn't white, he was a carpenter which made his skin tan.
    So he was white, but tanned because of his occupation? Make up your mind.
    You're logic is flawed.
    You owe me $2 for stealing apostrophes from baby Jesus.

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Re: Jesus Is A Jew

    A brief glance at the KJV1611 proves that Jesus wrote in English, not Hebrew. Atheists disclose nothing but their ignorance when they claim Jesus was a mud person.

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  • buckhenry
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    Re: Jesus Is A Jew

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Dear Teenaged Whore:

    Jesus was NOT a damned hook-nosed joo. Take a look at THIS.

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel

    You are absolutely correct Pastor Ezekiel! I have it under good authority that Jesus was planted by God amongst the Joos in order to spread his good word in than heathen ridden land. My grandfather Joshua Henry told me these things many many years ago. Praise Jesus!!!!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Jesus Is A Jew

    Originally posted by mcl125 View Post
    If Jesus came from Jerusalem, which is in the middle east, He was Jewish. Wasn't white, he was a carpenter which made his skin tan. God does not have a Physical form therefore you cannot know what god looks like, he will only appear to you in a form that is comfortable for you to look at.

    What you all seem to be forgetting is that God's chosen people were the Israelites, who were Jewish!

    And it wasn't Jews who condemned Christ to the cross, it was the Romans, who had control over the middle east hack then

    You're logic is flawed.
    Dear Teenaged Whore:

    Jesus was NOT a damned hook-nosed joo. Take a look at THIS.

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Jesus Is A Jew

    Originally posted by mcl125 View Post
    ...Wasn't white...God does not have a Physical form...You're logic is flawed.
    And yours is perfect, just like your grammar.

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  • mcl125
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    Re: Jesus Is A Jew

    If Jesus came from Jerusalem, which is in the middle east, He was Jewish. Wasn't white, he was a carpenter which made his skin tan. God does not have a Physical form therefore you cannot know what god looks like, he will only appear to you in a form that is comfortable for you to look at.

    What you all seem to be forgetting is that God's chosen people were the Israelites, who were Jewish!

    And it wasn't Jews who condemned Christ to the cross, it was the Romans, who had control over the middle east hack then

    You're logic is flawed.

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  • Morton Weinstein
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    Didn't Blake Shelton record that?

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  • Akephalos
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    O Father O Satan O Sun!

    O father O Satan O Sun!
    Akephalos
    Shine thru me
    Come forth in war
    Come forth in peace

    Bring down the sun
    Extinguish all the stars
    Let me remain
    In splendor ov Thy light

    Bornless One
    As darkness bright
    Found not in tongues
    Found not in light

    Bring down the rain
    Drain waters ov Styx
    Faustian luminary
    Redeem
    Blaspheme

    Like a day without the dawn
    Like a ray void ov the sun
    Like a storm that brings no calm
    I'm most complete yet so undone

    Agathos Daimon
    Ov plague and fever
    Thy name is Nowhere
    Thy name is Never

    Liberate me
    Ignite the seeds
    Bind not to guilt
    Ignis Gehennalis

    O Father
    O Satan
    O Sun
    Let the children come to Thee
    Behold the Morning Star
    O Lion-Serpent Sun, The Beast that whirlest forth,
    a thunder- bolt, begetter of Life!
    Thou that flowest! Thou that goest!
    Thou Satan-Sun Hadith that goest without Will!
    Thou Air! Breath! Spirit! Thou without bound or bond!
    Thou Essence, Air Swift-streaming, Elasticity!
    Thou Wanderer, Father of All!
    Thou Wanderer, Spirit of All!

    Hear me, and make all Spirits subject unto Me;
    so that every Spirit of the Firmament and of the Ether:
    upon the Earth and under the Earth,
    on dry land and in the water;
    of Whirling Air, and of rushing Fire,
    and every Spell and Scourge of God
    may be obedient unto Me.

    Thou spiritual Sun! Satan, Thou Eye, Thou Lust!
    Cry aloud! Cry aloud!
    Whirl the Wheel, O my Father, O Satan, O Sun!

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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: Jesus Is A Jew

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Do you refer to England, or to whatever unnamed nation it was in the savage druid days? How about Zaire? Do you call it Zaire?
    Well, a few million recently killed Congolese wouldn't Sister. But I'm not convinced our AA boy actually cares, like we True Christians do.

    He wants to score, and show us how "smart" he is, and how "stupid" we are.

    "Vanitas, vanitas", as the cathlycks would say.

    Brought to you live from Menapii ,

    Yours in Christ,

    Wide-Open

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  • JennyD
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    Re: Jesus Is A Jew

    Originally posted by Atheist and Agnostic View Post
    Before the revolution, it was a territory of England and not the USA.
    So?

    Do you refer to England, or to whatever unnamed nation it was in the savage druid days? How about Zaire? Do you call it Zaire?

    Good grief, you're completely useless. Unless, of course, your goal is to convince us that all atheists and agnostics are semi-retarded schoolboys.



    A plot to encourage us to underestimate your kind, eh?

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  • Atheist and Agnostic
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    Re: Jesus Is A Jew

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    King George III.

    Before the revolution, moron.
    Before the revolution, it was a territory of England and not the USA.

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  • JennyD
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    Re: Jesus Is A Jew

    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
    I think we have a winner here Sister.

    People like this give hellbound atheists a bad name. Unless he's giving agnostics a bad name. Er, wait, I'm confused now.
    I've got it! He's giving a bad idea to atheists AND agnostics!

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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: Jesus Is A Jew

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    King George III.

    Before the revolution, moron.
    I think we have a winner here Sister.

    People like this give hellbound atheists a bad name. Unless he's giving agnostics a bad name. Er, wait, I'm confused now.

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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: Jesus Is A Jew

    Originally posted by Atheist and Agnostic View Post
    She is not queen of those countries, she is queen regnant, not queen. Big difference.
    Sure pal, sure.

    Originally posted by underachiever
    Especially considering Elizabeth II is not the queen of Australians or Canadians
    Originally posted by wickedpedantia
    In addition to the United Kingdom, Elizabeth II is also Queen of Canada, Australia
    I must have missed where she got pregnant.

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  • JennyD
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    Re: Jesus Is A Jew

    Originally posted by Ignorant and Idiotic View Post
    Hmm, the USA has always been a democracy, which means no royalty...
    King George III.

    Before the revolution, moron.

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