Help my daughter!

[Satan's Lap Dog]

Re: Help my daughter!

Hmm...lets think about this logically.

If beatings don't work, it means they are INEFFECTIVE.

Maybe you should be a better parent and exercise diplomacy.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Help my daughter!

Maybe because you named yourself after a demon? Just a guess.

When was the last time you sent Jesus a love offering? Click on that Paypal button at the bottom of the page RIGHT NOW and have your credit cards ready. We'll get satan rebuked out of your little brat daughter just as soon as we receive your robust donation.

Nonsense, don't listen to the "good" Pastor. I say encourage your daughter she's picked the winning side as far as I'm concerned; though continue with the beatings, just for good measure.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Help my daughter!

Recently my daughter has been becoming more and more of a problem, I believe she is in a Satanic Cult. My husband beats her whenever we notice her committing these Satanic Acts, but it isn't enough, she is just gets more determined. I honestly don't know what to do, please help us.

Maybe because you named yourself after a demon? Just a guess.

When was the last time you sent Jesus a love offering? Click on that Paypal button at the bottom of the page RIGHT NOW and have your credit cards ready. We'll get satan rebuked out of your little brat daughter just as soon as we receive your robust donation.

[Molosh]

Recently my daughter has been becoming more and more of a problem, I believe she is in a Satanic Cult. My husband beats her whenever we notice her committing these Satanic Acts, but it isn't enough, she is just gets more determined. I honestly don't know what to do, please help us.