[Child of Odin]

Re: Christianity

Oh sure, why not? It is the CHRISTIAN WAY to love even the stupid and misguided. I suppose that would even include the Joos.

PRAISE THE LORD INDEED!

Thou thinkst me a Jew? Jews did not slay thy Corpse God, that was the work of Gentiles. Am no Jew, but I am a Jew sympathizer. Also, I was not aware that blatant insults couldst be construed as an expression of love. If this is the case, allow me to express my love: I shall send thee the remains of a goat sacrificed to Sathanas.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Christianity

But it is his party, care to join in on offering an ham?

Oh sure, why not? It is the CHRISTIAN WAY to love even the stupid and misguided. I suppose that would even include the Joos.

PRAISE THE LORD INDEED!

[see_the_light]

Re: Christianity

So the truth comes out. Child of Odin is a dirty, filthy Joo. Don't you have some candles to light somewhere?

Indeed, his "we" leaves no margin for doubt, but what would youd expect from a joo comic lover?

But it is his party, care to join in on offering an ham?

PRAISE THE LORD!

[VictoryOS]

Re: Christianity

If Jesus returns, we should kill him again.

So the truth comes out. Child of Odin is a dirty, filthy Joo. Don't you have some candles to light somewhere?

[Child of Odin]

Re: Christianity

If Jesus returns, we should kill him again.

[Child of Odin]

Re: Christianity

Christianity? What will these crazy people think of next? A book you say? Tsk tsk tsk. A movie you say? Tsk tsk tsk. Could you explain to me what the purpose of Christianity is? I have yet to fully understand this. You call other religions fake because they are not like your own, but when someone calls your religion fake, you attack them relentlessly like the douche bags that you are. Now could you tell me how that makes sense? IT DOESN'T! I wish you people would take your heads out of your own ass and open up to the world and the people in it so we can all begin getting along with one another in a peaceful way and not have to deal with all of these pointless wars that are held in the name of god? The belief that there is a god is what's wrong with the world. It's a bubble that keeps out other cultures and beliefs which is why we have wars and racism. Do yourselves a favor and stop believing in this THING called God and his so called "son" Jesus. The only Jesus that I believe exists is the Mexican guy that lives down the street from me.

Huzzah to thee, speaker of truth!
-God of Trolls, Malacath

[Sanctus]

Re: Christianity

Jesus prophesied that His followers would be persecuted for preaching the gospel. Whenever we are persecuted, it proves Jesus right. The fact that we are being persecuted so much lately also shows that the end times are near.

Luke 21
8 And he said, Take heed that ye be not deceived: for many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and the time draweth near: go ye not therefore after them.
9 But when ye shall hear of wars and commotions, be not terrified: for these things must first come to pass; but the end is not by and by.
10 Then said he unto them, Nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom:
11 And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.
12 But before all these, they shall lay their hands on you, and persecute you, delivering you up to the synagogues, and into prisons, being brought before kings and rulers for my name's sake.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Ah, I see. Thank you.

[The_Big_Boner]

Re: Christianity

So you know, I posted lemonparty in the Nintendo thread. I'd suggest you go clean that up before/after banning me. See you later when I get on a new account.

[Andrew Barrick]

Re: Christianity

Wanna just go ahead and ban him now? This guy (if that's what he is) looks like he's beyond help, with both the name and the readilly available and capitalized admission of guilt.

[The_Big_Boner]

Re: Christianity

Are there any fit guys in here?
I AM A FAG LOL!

[Andrew Barrick]

Re: Christianity

You can't die temporarily. Once you die, that's it. Game over. ...

Who are you to tell Jesus what He can and can't do? He's Jesus! He does what He wants whether you like it or not! Get thee hence, demon!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christianity

While I disagree with the original poster, I have one question to ask you.

How does persecution prove anything right?

On this site, you persecute those who do not follow God's ways, in an attempt to convert them. So does that make them right? They are being persecuted, if for noble reasons.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

[brother damion]

Re: Christianity

Jesus prophesied that His followers would be persecuted for preaching the gospel. Whenever we are persecuted, it proves Jesus right. The fact that we are being persecuted so much lately also shows that the end times are near.

Luke 21
8 And he said, Take heed that ye be not deceived: for many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and the time draweth near: go ye not therefore after them.
9 But when ye shall hear of wars and commotions, be not terrified: for these things must first come to pass; but the end is not by and by.
10 Then said he unto them, Nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom:
11 And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.
12 But before all these, they shall lay their hands on you, and persecute you, delivering you up to the synagogues, and into prisons, being brought before kings and rulers for my name's sake.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

well...not really first of all, nobody has died temporarily. ive never seen anybody get up after being dead for awhile...not even teri schavio. she was brought back to live after being announced dead...and then she died again. not to mention she was a vegetable who just stared at a balloon all day. so yeah, jesus died...and didnt come back to life, because its impossible. if you can prove me otherwise without resorting to the bible, go right ahead. secondly, just to bring this point up, mary was a virgin and had baby jesus....last time i checked, it requires semen to enter a womans egg to make a fetus and then it turns into a baby (science has shown us this). so yeah, its impossible for mary to have a baby without getting it on. so if jesus was born to mary, then it proves scientifically that he didnt get placed in there magically by an angel, but he was concieved sexually. just because i cant disprove all this talk about the bible saying jesus is the son of god...lets emphasize off of that. what if i were to say a flying spaghetti monster were real, would you still believe that exists just because it cant be disproven? if it were in your bible, it seems you would.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Christianity

While I disagree with the original poster, I have one question to ask you.

How does persecution prove anything right?

Jesus prophesied that His followers would be persecuted for preaching the gospel. Whenever we are persecuted, it proves Jesus right. The fact that we are being persecuted so much lately also shows that the end times are near.

Luke 21
8 And he said, Take heed that ye be not deceived: for many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and the time draweth near: go ye not therefore after them.
9 But when ye shall hear of wars and commotions, be not terrified: for these things must first come to pass; but the end is not by and by.
10 Then said he unto them, Nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom:
11 And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.
12 But before all these, they shall lay their hands on you, and persecute you, delivering you up to the synagogues, and into prisons, being brought before kings and rulers for my name's sake.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Sanctus]

Re: Christianity

Your persecution proves that we are right.

While I disagree with the original poster, I have one question to ask you.

How does persecution prove anything right?

On this site, you persecute those who do not follow God's ways, in an attempt to convert them. So does that make them right? They are being persecuted, if for noble reasons.