[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Moral dilemma.

Those links provide me with nothing.

It provided you with evidence that there are millions of voting Americans who believe invading Iran is a good idea. Those links show you that there are millions of voting Americans who believe that the rapture is imminent, and bombing Iran might be a good way to speed it up a bit.

You thought our thread about invading Iran is some kind of joke. Those links were to assure you that our thread is about a serious matter.

I'm fairly certain I am much better versed on the current status of Iran than you are. Proof? Well, I know better than to attack the country.

Well, if you can think of a faster way to bring about Armageddon, then we are all ears.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Celtic (Quarantined)]

Re: Moral dilemma.

It provided you with evidence that there are millions of voting Americans who believe invading Iran is a good idea. Those links show you that there are millions of voting Americans who believe that the rapture is imminent, and bombing Iran might be a good way to speed it up a bit.

You thought our thread about invading Iran is some kind of joke. Those links were to assure you that our thread is about a serious matter.


Well, if you can think of a faster way to bring about Armageddon, then we are all ears.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Harharhar. sorry for telling your secrets, but you don't want a lawsuit, do ya?

[Satan Accepted My Soul (On Moderation)]

Re: Moral dilemma.

It provided you with evidence that there are millions of voting Americans who believe invading Iran is a good idea. Those links show you that there are millions of voting Americans who believe that the rapture is imminent, and bombing Iran might be a good way to speed it up a bit.

You thought our thread about invading Iran is some kind of joke. Those links were to assure you that our thread is about a serious matter.


Well, if you can think of a faster way to bring about Armageddon, then we are all ears.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

I see, you want to bring about Armageddon. I didn't realize that. I thought for the Rapture to take place, Jesus had to come back to Earth. How do you intend to speed that up? And, yes, there are much more productive ways to bring on Armageddon. Frankly, I don't see how battling Iran would do it? Iran doesn't have the capabilities of causing Armageddon. Go after China or Russia. Newb.

-Lucas

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Moral dilemma.

Harharhar. sorry for telling your secrets, but you don't want a lawsuit, do ya?

A law suit for what? Advocating a widely held belief among American Christians. You really are too dense to get it, aren't you Celtic? Yes, the book "The Late Great Planet Earth" and the "Left Behind" series are all crap me and Pastor Billy Reuben have pulled out of our backsides. You'll think we Christians are joking up until that nuclear explosion burns the flesh off your' body.

When it does happens do remember I will be laughing at you from heaven.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Moral dilemma.

I see, you want to bring about Armageddon. I didn't realize that. I thought for the Rapture to take place, Jesus had to come back to Earth. How do you intend to speed that up? And, yes, there are much more productive ways to bring on Armageddon. Frankly, I don't see how battling Iran would do it? Iran doesn't have the capabilities of causing Armageddon. Go after China or Russia.

If we launch nukes against Iran, we can expect them to launch a barrage of missiles, including nukes if they have them, into Israel, as retaliation. We wouldn't get that kind of response from attacking China or Russia directly.

Besides, attacking Iran is going after China and Russia. They want Iran's oil just as bad as we do. Russia has already told us that they will consider it an act of war against them if we attack Iran.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Moral dilemma.

If we launch nukes against Iran, we can expect them to launch a barrage of missiles, including nukes if they have them, into Israel, as retaliation. We wouldn't get that kind of response from attacking China or Russia directly.

Besides, attacking Iran is going after China and Russia. They want Iran's oil just as bad as we do. Russia has already told us that they will consider it an act of war against them if we attack Iran.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Yes Pastor, this is so gloriously true! Russia is heavily invested in Iran and knows it will lose their money like it did in Iraq when we liberated it. Iran is a major source of oil for China. There is no spot so suitable for triggering the end times war and we have our beloved President GW Bush to order it! You can almost see Jesus giving Bush the nod.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Moral dilemma.

You can almost see Jesus giving Bush the nod.

Amen, Brother.

[Satan Accepted My Soul (On Moderation)]

Re: Moral dilemma.

Wait a second... one of those Angels is black..... How'd that happen?

-Lucas

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Moral dilemma.

Wait a second... one of those Angels is black..... How'd that happen?

-Lucas

Praise Jesus! Even nigras can be Saved by the blood of Christ! As long as they know their place, of course.

Take a look at THIS thread, hosted by one of our ex-negro boys.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Moral dilemma.

I see, you want to bring about Armageddon. I didn't realize that. I thought for the Rapture to take place, Jesus had to come back to Earth.

Do you even own a Bible? You obviously need to start reading one. The war we fight with Iran will not be Armageddon (at least, not the first war). Armageddon happens after the Tribulation. The war with Iran is one of the "wars and rumors of wars" that are signs of the end of days. See Matthew 24:6. You have heard the rumors, haven't you?

So what are the other signs?

Christ-killing Jews regain Jerusalem (Luke 21:24). Slam dunk, Six Day War, 1967.

Godlessness in the last days (2 Timothy 3:1-7). You don't need to look any farther for that than in your own posts in this forum.

Famines (Matthew 24:7, Luke 21:11). Plenty of those to go around, especially among the nigra nations.

Pestilences (Matthew 24:7, Luke 21:11). My guess here is avian flu, but it could be the smallpox that Saddam Hussein's lieutennants are hiding.

Earthquakes (Matthew 24:7, Luke 21:11). We had what, a 12.0 Richter quake that caused the tsunami (OK, the real cause of the tsunami was God's wrath at the homos and heathens, but the earthquake was his means of delivering justice).

False Messiahs (Matthew 24:5 and 11, Luke 11:8). Obviously, this refers to the Chabbavitcher Rebbe, the head of all of the Jews (at least until he died). The Jews all believe that he is the Messiah. They weren't content just to kill the real Messiah that God sent to them, they think they have to mock Jesus, too.

Preaching of the gospel in all the world (Matthew 24:19). What else could this mean than Landover Baptist's outreach ministries?

And THEN the Rapture happens. The return of Christ. the Tribulation, Armageddon, the Second Coming, the Millenium, the Final Judgment, and the New Heaven and Earth then follow.

Personally, I think we've got another quarter century or so before the Rapture happens, but I wouldn't want to bet my eternal life on that. And I'd love nothing more for it to happen tomorrow.

Wait a second... one of those Angels is black..... How'd that happen?

Who do you think does the cooking and cleaning for the other angels?

Besides, despite their race's many shortcomings, everyone knows that the darkies make the best trumpet players. So why wouldn't God put them in His Heavenly brass section? He's gonna need some pretty serious horn players when the seventh seal time comes (Revelation 8:2).

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Moral dilemma.

No. Ezekiel only has 48 books, you sinful imbecile.

And God's holy word didn't misspell the word 'new' as this young man/woman has done here.

Listen to those who are knew