I wanna be saved!

[Child of Odin]

Re: I wanna be saved!

Thank you for your polite words, but I cannot share in your faith, due to its anti-Semitic and narrow minded views. Also, accorrding to the Christian faith, I cannot be saved, for I have proudly blasphemed the Holy Ghost.

[Child of Odin]

Re: I wanna be saved!

Yes, read the KJV of the Bible, a book that uses language that is, according to the members of this church, "Homer goth gobblidy gook".

[lilith]

Re: I wanna be saved!

Silly woman, if he DOES READ KJV then he WILL KNOW WHAT IS DUE!

PRAISE THE LORD!

Since when has that stopped the Pastors from reminding everyone?

[see_the_light]

Re: I wanna be saved!

I think this may be a first - they forgot to tell you to tithe!

Possibly age onset forgetfulness.

Silly woman, if he DOES READ KJV then he WILL KNOW WHAT IS DUE!

PRAISE THE LORD!

[lilith]

Re: I wanna be saved!

I think this may be a first - they forgot to tell you to tithe!

Possibly age onset forgetfulness.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I wanna be saved!

I recently converted to Christianity from a heathen religion called Deviism. However, I doubt conversion is all I need to be chosen to go to wherever it is that people go during Armageddon (I call it the Great Bomb Shelter in the Sky. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.). What do I need to do to be the Chosen One?

You need to stop being a 16 year old God mocker first of all.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I wanna be saved!

I recently converted to Christianity from a heathen religion called Deviism. However, I doubt conversion is all I need to be chosen to go to wherever it is that people go during Armageddon (I call it the Great Bomb Shelter in the Sky. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.). What do I need to do to be the Chosen One?

Start reading The Bible friend.

[Quouar]

I recently converted to Christianity from a heathen religion called Deviism. However, I doubt conversion is all I need to be chosen to go to wherever it is that people go during Armageddon (I call it the Great Bomb Shelter in the Sky. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.). What do I need to do to be the Chosen One?