[Brother Temperance]

Re: Ten reasons why God loves Great Britain (except He doesn't)

I am laughing soooo much. This is the best joke ever. I like the funny, ironic, stupid facts in the 10 reasons.
Who made this site?

It's a bit cruel to the Americans though. It makes people believe that they are REALLY stupid - if they can't see the sarcasm. But it's really hilarious.


And all danish men rape their goats but then baptist men rapes their kids.
If you can talk about raping goats - of course you can talk about raping kids too. (By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws.)

You resurrected a thread about some tedious Brits that had been dead for an entire year (the thread, not the Brits, unfortunately), just to babble some nonsense about your fondness for raping goats? What on earth is wrong with you? Don't you have anything better to do?

[MiriamMaria]

Re: Ten reasons why God loves Great Britain (except He doesn't)

I am laughing soooo much. This is the best joke ever. I like the funny, ironic, stupid facts in the 10 reasons.
Who made this site?

It's a bit cruel to the Americans though. It makes people believe that they are REALLY stupid - if they can't see the sarcasm. But it's really hilarious.


And all danish men rape their goats but then baptist men rapes their kids.
If you can talk about raping goats - of course you can talk about raping kids too. (By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws.)

[Widows Son]

Re: Ten reasons why God loves Great Britain

British humour is the best in the world:

[James Hutchins]

Re: Ten reasons why God loves Great Britain

The brits have given the world bad oral hygiene, poorly bred and cooked beef, droll monarchs, a stupid monetary system, driving on the wrong side of the road, coddling mooslimes (they all should be shot) and terrible education.

[Lisa H]

Re: Ten reasons why God loves Great Britain

"Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain is also formally Queen of Australia," but why let the truth get in the way of a good story?



So it is. Bro. Dr Gerald Mc€ann, and his wife, Dr Kate Hea£y, show that Freemasonry is not a very nice cult.



Rule, Britannia! Britannia, waives the rules.

I told you before, the only royalty Australia has is Crown Princess Mary of Denmark. The British empire is dead!

[Themanwho]

Re: Ten reasons why God loves Great Britain

bye

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Ten reasons why God loves Great Britain

i made my points, you responded with fallacies about grammar. if thats all you have to say then i supose this discussion has ended

I suppose so. Goodbye then.

[Themanwho]

Re: Ten reasons why God loves Great Britain

i made my points, you responded with fallacies about grammar. if thats all you have to say then i supose this discussion has ended

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Ten reasons why God loves Great Britain

if this is true, then your response would have been more along the lines of: what did you just say? your brazen misuse of punctuation has addled my brain.

isnt the term dumbing down generally associated with making something easier to understand?
should i complicate things in an attempt to help you to understand them instead? please leave out your worthless comments, and make a worthwhile argument out of this or just stop replying

I already HAVE made my points friend. I'd like to hear a worthwhile point from yourself. Or at least one that's clear to see.

Thank you,

YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

[Themanwho]

Re: Ten reasons why God loves Great Britain

if this is true, then your response would have been more along the lines of: what did you just say? your brazen misuse of punctuation has addled my brain.

isnt the term dumbing down generally associated with making something easier to understand?
should i complicate things in an attempt to help you to understand them instead? please leave out your worthless comments, and make a worthwhile argument out of this or just stop replying

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Ten reasons why God loves Great Britain

i didnt punctuate what i wrote because its frankly unnecessary, you clearly understood.

Actually, the lack of punctuation does impede easy understanding. Frankly, Celticly or even Saxonly.



We'd all appreciate it if you took note. Your simplifications and dumbing down of the geography as well as the issues is hardly helping people to understand you either.



YIC, McUinnean

[Nobar King]

Re: Ten reasons why God loves Great Britain

I'm a proud German-American, not one of you swishy WASPs.

[Themanwho]

Re: Ten reasons why God loves Great Britain

thanks for your unconstructive pedantry.
i dont want to use scripture as it is a limiting factor in my arguments. the fact you believe i should is merely your impeded opinion, this persuades me in no way
The anglo saxons included the jutes, but they were not involved in the name.
They were two distinct tribes too, but they migrated to britain, and there settled. they ruled over much of britain, true, there were areas like cornwall, wales and scotland which remained under celtic control, this is immaterial.
If they were 2 very distinct tribes in the beginning, by the end their blood was so mixed you could not tell them apart.
The saxon part was retained because the saxons also settled in britain.
you are looking for holes. the holes you have found are pathetic to be frank (another european tribe)
i didnt punctuate what i wrote because its frankly unnecessary, you clearly understood.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Ten reasons why God loves Great Britain

Endless unpunctuated drivel etc etc and then...


The anglo saxons are a tribe who ruled over britain during much of the dark ages,

Wrong. They were actually 2 distinct tribes who migrated from Germany and Jutland and who grabbed large tracts of Britain. Not the whole island. They eventually called themselves Anglish or English. The Saxon part was only retain because it sounded sort of manly in comparison to the effeminate word Angle.

I'm british by the way. Does god love britain? i honestly dont care, if god was almighty he wouldnt care one way or another about great britains existence, its only a temporary thing after all.

...then continues to vainly give a geographical description which God does not care about and is irrelevant to the topic. Includes dreadful punctuation, grammar and a non-existent phrasal verb.

Well, you should. And you really ought to use Scripture to put your point across.

YIC, McUinnean, of that Ilk and thankfully far from those dour dreich island shores.

[Themanwho]

Re: Ten reasons why God loves Great Britain

The Queen of Australia isnt British, the queen of england is the queen of australia. also true of countries like jamaica, new zealand etc. You christians should also know that you are all of british desent. and that W.A.S.P, stands for white, anglo saxon protestant. The anglo saxons are a tribe who ruled over britain during much of the dark ages, who when america was discovered migrated there to colonise it. you guys are W.A.S.P's, just so you know.
KKK members? probably. 'all god's children are equal in the eyes of the lord' nice little bible quote there.

I'm british by the way. Does god love britain? i honestly dont care, if god was almighty he wouldnt care one way or another about great britains existence, its only a temporary thing after all.

Great Britain is still referred to as Great Britain, because that is it's name. the United Kingdom is also acceptable. The official title however is: The Kingdom of Great Britain, Northern Ireland, the colonies, and Berwick upon tweed.
i'm not particularly patriotic, the government sucks, but at least its not full of fundamentalists who would know their own god if he smote them up the ass