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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by QueenWink View Post
    It may be shallow, but it is true. No offense to you, but I hope your tuna babies decide to go into rebellion and become goths.
    Vanitas, vanitas, as the Cathlycks would say.

    "It is true"

    Care to back that up with scripture? If even from Readers Digest or an old Radio Shack catalogue?

    You haven't even begun to explore the Bible (KJV), and you are gullible to the extreme. Stop this nonsense right now, and start finding your way to Salvation. Being a "Goth" is not just bad, it is silly. It is old fashioned. Démodé. It is an abomination. Ian Curtis would spit on your grave! Robert Smith would just eat another pie, and nod with contempt.

    Start reading the Bible girl, before it is too late. Rapture isn't just a song from Debby Harry, it is real, and it will be here any day now.

    Mark 4:5
    Some fell on rocky places, where it did not have much soil. It sprang up quickly, because the soil was shallow.

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  • QueenWink
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Friend,

    You have a shallow interpretation of Christianity, we also get to pray allot and raise our children to be good Christians too.
    It may be shallow, but it is true. No offense to you, but I hope your tuna babies decide to go into rebellion and become goths.

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  • QueenWink
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    [quote=see_the_light;119896]
    1. Accept that you are a sinner
    2. Accept that only through THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST can you be saved
    3. Accept JESUS CHRIST in your heart, love HIM, fear HIS WRATH
    4. Pray that he may save you from the damnation that you, as any sinner, would merit if it was not for HIS GRACE
    5. Listen to the ONE WORD OF GOD (KJV)
    6. Listen again
    7. Help HIS CHURCH (LBC) DO HIS WORK (there are obligations to HIM, HIS CHURCH and HIS WORK)[quote]

    Yeah, I got number one covered.
    I'll take a pass on the rest of the numbers.
    Like I said, I think I'll feel rather comfy in Hell. Apparently everyone that is like me is going to be there anyways. I'd rather be with my friends.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by QueenWink View Post
    Well, since I have no way to be saved, I guess its for the better. I certainly don't want to spend eternity with you types. That would be absolutely dreadful. You only ever like to condemn and persecute people. So even if I had made it to your ever so precious heaven, you would still say I didn't belong there and carry on about how I'm a sinner.

    At least in Hell I'll be able to not hear the biggest hell of all, hearing your voices for an eternity.

    Friend,

    You have a shallow interpretation of Christianity, we also get to pray allot and raise our children to be good Christians too.

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  • see_the_light
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by QueenWink View Post
    Well, since I have no way to be saved, I guess its for the better. I certainly don't want to spend eternity with you types. That would be absolutely dreadful. You only ever like to condemn and persecute people. So even if I had made it to your ever so precious heaven, you would still say I didn't belong there and carry on about how I'm a sinner.

    At least in Hell I'll be able to not hear the biggest hell of all, hearing your voices for an eternity.
    Punishement does become the sinner, so even knowing that we are, rightly, by THE LORDS side, you may hear shadows of our voices, justly punishing and reminding your sinful soul that you might have averted that destiny if you had but listened to what we gracefully gave, a roadmap to SALVATION, to put it simply (so that neitheir you nor anyone can say we weren't clear)

    1. Accept that you are a sinner
    2. Accept that only through THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST can you be saved
    3. Accept JESUS CHRIST in your heart, love HIM, fear HIS WRATH
    4. Pray that he may save you from the damnation that you, as any sinner, would merit if it was not for HIS GRACE
    5. Listen to the ONE WORD OF GOD (KJV)
    6. Listen again
    7. Help HIS CHURCH (LBC) DO HIS WORK (there are obligations to HIM, HIS CHURCH and HIS WORK)

    PRAISE THE LORD!


    PRAISE THE LORD!

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  • QueenWink
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Obviously our efforts have not been fruitful. Since you have been offered a chance at Salvation and rejected it, you are most certainly hellbound.
    Well, since I have no way to be saved, I guess its for the better. I certainly don't want to spend eternity with you types. That would be absolutely dreadful. You only ever like to condemn and persecute people. So even if I had made it to your ever so precious heaven, you would still say I didn't belong there and carry on about how I'm a sinner.

    At least in Hell I'll be able to not hear the biggest hell of all, hearing your voices for an eternity.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by witchysnick View Post
    Am I a peice of funiture now. I though wicker was like a type of wood. Now maybe you meant Wiccan?
    Wicker and in a type of wood that burns, if you get my meaning witch.

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  • witchysnick
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Are you a vegan? Do you wear leather shoes?
    nope, no leather shoes, only canvas.

    And as far as being vegan, lets just say, I only eat vegetables and natural foods from the earth, but I do believe in cooking them, where as some vegans do not believe in cooking anything.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by witchysnick View Post


    Sorry, the last one didn't show, but here you go.
    You're kidding me!

    Let me ask you something; If you're a witch, why don't you turn him into something better than a frog?

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  • witchysnick
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?



    Sorry, the last one didn't show, but here you go.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by witchysnick View Post
    Am I a peice of funiture now. I though wicker was like a type of wood. Now maybe you meant Wiccan?
    Friend, I've had more intelligent conversations with tree stumps. Are you sure you're not a lump of wood?
    Originally posted by Enemy of YOU people View Post
    lol, this sounds like a fun thread (judging from the last three posts). Hah, ws, I might check back when it's an arguement that could be won. Have fun, though I doubt you'll walk away feeling anything but a waste of time. :/
    Exactly. You can't win against Jesus.
    Originally posted by witchysnick View Post
    Oh, and I don't kill earth's creatures at all, let alone carry thier body parts around with me.
    Are you a vegan? Do you wear leather shoes?

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  • witchysnick
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
    Hmmmm, I've only ever known three people who used the term "asshat". This probably won't amount to much but, just out of curiosity, if I were to say "Fail" what would you say.....



    In my experience Wiccans burn much better. The screaming makes the process much more enjoyable too.



    Don't count on getting a picture, you can't take a picture of something that doesn't exist. Oh, and I'd call the police anyway, Goths usually carry a good 7 to 8 pounds of animal/human body parts on them (it gets them off) and you could probably get sent to prison where trash like her belong.
    here is a picture of my man!

    <img src="http://a87.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/63/l_d0c3d30c9d92d23de821f74c95915af6.jpg">

    Oh, and I don't kill earth's creatures at all, let alone carry thier body parts around with me.

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  • witchysnick
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post




    Is he still alive? Does he sleep only during the day? Can he eat garlic? Post a picture (taken through a mirror) so we don't have to call the police.




    All the police would do is laugh at you for being a waste of their time.

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  • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by Enemy of YOU people View Post
    lol, this sounds like a fun thread (judging from the last three posts). Hah, ws, I might check back when it's an arguement that could be won. Have fun, though I doubt you'll walk away feeling anything but a waste of time. :/
    Hmmmm, I've only ever known three people who used the term "asshat". This probably won't amount to much but, just out of curiosity, if I were to say "Fail" what would you say.....

    In the end, they're both just kindling.
    In my experience Wiccans burn much better. The screaming makes the process much more enjoyable too.

    Is he still alive? Does he sleep only during the day? Can he eat garlic? Post a picture (taken through a mirror) so we don't have to call the police.
    Don't count on getting a picture, you can't take a picture of something that doesn't exist. Oh, and I'd call the police anyway, Goths usually carry a good 7 to 8 pounds of animal/human body parts on them (it gets them off) and you could probably get sent to prison where trash like her belong.

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by witchysnick View Post
    Am I a peice of funiture now. I though wicker was like a type of wood. Now maybe you meant Wiccan?
    Whatever. In the end, they're both just kindling.

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