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  • wait_what
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    • Mar 2011
    • 592

    #226
    Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

    Originally posted by confused savage View Post
    unfortunatly i was born with a brain that works too fast for my body to keep up i must medicate but seeing as being medicated keeps me awake at night i prefer to be unmedicated before i go to bed punctuation takes tooo long i lose my train of though sorry but thats how i was made be it by evolution or how your god made me
    That is a lie. Even Stephen Hawking, arguably one of the smartest secular scientists in the world can get his cursed body to agree with his mind. Stop using your lame excuses.

    If punctuation takes you too long, there is no way that you could keep up with the notation of advanced mathematics. Can you even do Riemann sums? I doubt it.
    The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
    Give her a shovel.
    Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
    19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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    • confused savage
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      • May 2011
      • 17

      #227
      Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

      hahahahahaha you think i cant do integration so sad i mean there are better ways of finding the area under the curve than counting rectangles why not integrated properly or if thats too hard use trapezoids

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
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        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #228
        Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

        Originally posted by NoReligion View Post
        You are probably missing nothing. Just like I'm not missing anything and therefor do not feel a need for believing in god.

        If I'm happy with my life as it is now, why should I change it?
        Because all unbelievers like you will be cast into His Lake of Fire for unending torture.
        Originally posted by confused savage View Post
        Really?
        Originally posted by confused savage View Post
        my life is about knowing as much as i can about the universe and having as much fun as possible until i die and i am dead forever when my conscience has dissipated
        So, if you're so intelligent, God-mocker, why can't you even spell "consciousness"? Or figure out how to work a SHIFT key? Or write a coherent sentence?
        Originally posted by confused savage View Post
        you can say what you want but that doesnt change the truth now does it but proof changes things you use my bad english skill to make me sound bad
        No, you make yourself sound like a retard. You're doing a bang-up job of it, too . . . I'm convinced!
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • bobnorton37
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • May 2011
          • 5

          #229
          Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

          As an agnostic I can tell you that you don't need to believe a fiction novel in order to lead a fulfilled life....

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          • wait_what
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            • Mar 2011
            • 592

            #230
            Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

            Originally posted by confused savage View Post
            hahahahahaha you think i cant do integration so sad i mean there are better ways of finding the area under the curve than counting rectangles why not integrated properly or if thats too hard use trapezoids
            Integration is easy. Reiman sums are a bit trickier. I would like you to write a proof for me using Reiman sums and partial derivatives showing how a scatter plot relates to its best fit line.

            If you can do that, then I will open my mind to the possibility that you are not a liar.
            The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
            Give her a shovel.
            Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
            19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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            • confused savage
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              • May 2011
              • 17

              #231
              Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

              i would if i could put such a thing on this forum but either you cant have the neccarcary symbols or i do not have the knowlage of how to put them into this.

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              • Bob
                Electrified by Jesus
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                • Apr 2011
                • 95

                #232
                Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

                Originally posted by confused savage View Post
                i would if i could put such a thing on this forum but either you cant have the neccarcary symbols or i do not have the knowlage of how to put them into this.
                Clear sign of an atheist, always blaming others for your mistakes.

                This is how you do it:


                Also want proof?


                As always technology is on the side of those who are with God!
                Bob's mom: "Bob is 'special' and unemployed but otherwise a catch!"

                John 20:29: "...blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed."

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                • confused savage
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                  • May 2011
                  • 17

                  #233
                  Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

                  wheres the partial derivitve that he was talking about

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                  • CanadianMom73
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                    • May 2011
                    • 33

                    #234
                    Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    Because all unbelievers like you will be cast into His Lake of Fire for unending torture.

                    Really?

                    So, if you're so intelligent, God-mocker, why can't you even spell "consciousness"? Or figure out how to work a SHIFT key? Or write a coherent sentence?

                    No, you make yourself sound like a retard. You're doing a bang-up job of it, too . . . I'm convinced!
                    I do not mean to sass and hope you do not consider me as doing so as I just wanted to point out that Conscience and Consciousness have two entirely different meanings.

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                    • Bob
                      Electrified by Jesus
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2011
                      • 95

                      #235
                      Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

                      Originally posted by confused savage View Post
                      wheres the partial derivitve that he was talking about
                      Waiting for you to stop being lazy and to start doing your own homework...
                      Bob's mom: "Bob is 'special' and unemployed but otherwise a catch!"

                      John 20:29: "...blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed."

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                      • wait_what
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                        • Mar 2011
                        • 592

                        #236
                        Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

                        Originally posted by confused savage View Post
                        wheres the partial derivitve that he was talking about
                        That was your task. Bob has not made claims that he thinks too fast to use proper American and its punctuation.

                        Try again.
                        The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                        Give her a shovel.
                        Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                        19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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                        • Jesse Raffield
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • May 2011
                          • 10

                          #237
                          Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

                          The only motivation I need in life is my desire to make the world better for everyone, you included.

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
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                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #238
                            Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

                            Originally posted by Jesse Raffield View Post
                            The only motivation I need in life is my desire to make the world better for everyone, you included.
                            Why do you want to do that? God will destroy it soon. Sounds like you want to thwart the Will of God.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78552

                              #239
                              Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              Why do you want to do that? God will destroy it soon. Sounds like you want to thwart the Will of God.
                              Amen!! God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Mr.Warren
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                                • May 2011
                                • 89

                                #240
                                Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Amen!! God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth.
                                Pastor, I thought it was more than a third of the people o.o
                                I'm not trying to correct you or anything, I just want to make sure I'm not confused

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