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  • #61
    Re: What if an Unbeliver does many good things?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    And you didn't tell us that you are a queer satan worshiper either, but your hateful words speak volumes.

    Until you are a True Christian™, you cannot possibly hope to comprehend the Holy Bible.

    John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

    Now then, you had better apologize to sister Jenny in your very next post, otherwise you will be spending some time in quarantine with the other God mocking scum. Even the hippie apologized to me for being offensive. I'm sure you can do it, nancy.

    I didnt say I was a queer satan worshipper because I am NOT a queer satan worshipper. I worship no GOD, no FALLEN ANGEL, no DEVINE ENTITY, or any object or essence in existence.

    My apology to JennyD will come upon receival of a proper and civil apology to myself, lovethygod, and to all members that have been offended by her.

    And for a "gentle pastor of the flock" your not so gentle, your quite rough and coarse actually. Somewhat vulgar aswell.
    My Fav Passage? Why Romans 1: 18-32 ofcourse!
    "18The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, 19since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them." It goes on to explain that this passage is not about gays, and that they wont burn in hell.

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    • #62
      Re: What if an Unbeliver does many good things?

      Originally posted by RogueFilosifer View Post
      I didnt say I was a queer satan worshipper because I am NOT a queer satan worshipper. I worship no GOD, no FALLEN ANGEL, no DEVINE ENTITY, or any object or essence in existence.
      OK, that leaves us with an atheist sodomite then.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • #63
        Re: What if an Unbeliver does many good things?

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        OK, that leaves us with an atheist sodomite then.
        Im an agnostic, not an atheist... and just because anal sex is pleasurable for some people does not mean that everyone but you does it. I will have you know that I had sex in the missionary position with my girlfriend today, granted she was on the kitchen table, but atleast she was on her back. I am so obviously not gay.
        My Fav Passage? Why Romans 1: 18-32 ofcourse!
        "18The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, 19since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them." It goes on to explain that this passage is not about gays, and that they wont burn in hell.

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        • #64
          Re: What if an Unbeliver does many good things?

          Originally posted by RogueFilosifer View Post
          Im an agnostic, not an atheist... and just because anal sex is pleasurable for some people does not mean that everyone but you does it. I will have you know that I had sex in the missionary position with my girlfriend today, granted she was on the kitchen table, but atleast she was on her back. I am so obviously not gay.
          If you're not Christian, then why would you be so concerned about whether Christians think you're homersexural?

          Methinks you dost protest too much.

          By the way, did you meet your imaginary girlfriend at Imaginary U while working on your imaginary law degree? (That's a JD, not a PhD as you claimed . . . but of course you know that!) And how's that imaginary lawsuit?
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          • #65
            Re: What if an Unbeliver does many good things?

            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
            By the way, did you meet your imaginary girlfriend at Imaginary U while working on your imaginary law degree? (That's a JD, not a PhD as you claimed . . . but of course you know that!) And how's that imaginary lawsuit?
            Unlike your "oh-so-holy", clearly merciless and not at all hateful "god", I can tell you this much: I'm definitely not imaginary.

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            • #66
              Re: What if an Unbeliver does many good things?

              Originally posted by Religious_Zealot View Post
              Unlike your "oh-so-holy", clearly merciless and not at all hateful "god", I can tell you this much: I'm definitely not imaginary.
              Trying to sneak in here under a different account gets you banned, sodomite.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #67
                Re: What if an Unbeliver does many good things?

                What was THAT?!

                GLENN CLOSE?


                Hold me, Pastor . . .
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                • #68
                  Re: What if an Unbeliver does many good things?

                  Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                  What was THAT?!

                  GLENN CLOSE?


                  Hold me, Pastor . . .
                  There there....Just snuggle up to Pastor Zeke and everything will be alright. Why don't we step into my prayer closet, where we might have some privacy, sister Jennifer.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #69
                    Re: What if an Unbeliver does many good things?

                    I knew I could count on you in my hour of need, Pastor!

                    I've never been assaulted by an inflatable sheep before.
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                    • #70
                      Re: What if an Unbeliver does many good things?

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      There there....Just snuggle up to Pastor Zeke and everything will be alright. Why don't we step into my prayer closet, where we might have some privacy, sister Jennifer.
                      Now I will say:

                      "Yeah some of our priests are incredibly lapsed, but what they do is no worse than what Pastor Zeke does in his prayer closet"
                      ACTS 5:29

                      But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                      There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                      • #71
                        Re: What if an Unbeliver does many good things?

                        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                        Now I will say:

                        "Yeah some of our priests are incredibly lapsed, but what they do is no worse than what Pastor Zeke does in his prayer closet"
                        That is a visicous lie! How dare you impugn my good character simply because I have to comfort a fellow True Christian™ in distress?! This is precicely how ugly scandals and expensive lawsuits get started.

                        Who are you to judge me or the good sister anyway, papist?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #72
                          Re: What if an Unbeliver does many good things?

                          Originally posted by lovethygod View Post
                          I think I have to agree, RogueFilosifer, with everything you just said.
                          You seem a better christian (or if you arent, better than most of the christians on here)

                          If anyone deserves to be the valued member, it is RogueFilosofer, as I have seen more kindness from them than any other person here.

                          Well I think you had better reconsider your words. I poured out my soul to you in a lovely non prattling post about the sun rising and setting and you just pranced right past it. What's the point of stopping to answer someone if all they want to do is gang up on a pie baking good Christian woman like Sister JennyD?

                          To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                          Proverbs 16:2
                          All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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                          • #73
                            Re: What if an Unbeliver does many good things?

                            Originally posted by RogueFilosifer View Post
                            I dont claim to know the sex of lovethygod so I used the term "they" as a substitute for "he" or "she" which are sex orientated terms.
                            The hippie bint's obviously female, and most likely suffering her curse as well. No self-respecting man would spew out that kind of feminine nonsense.

                            Even in context you are still saying that lovethygod is a hippie!
                            Perhaps if your communist friend didn't act like such a Christ-hating hippie, we wouldn't need to call them a hippie! Have you ever considered THAT possibility, you crazed scumbag?
                            Originally posted by RogueFilosifer View Post
                            My apology to JennyD will come upon receival of a proper and civil apology to myself, lovethygod, and to all members that have been offended by her.
                            Why don't you apologise to lovethygod for encouraging her in her sinful hippie ways instead of telling her to shut her tiresome trap and repent?
                            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                            Now I will say:

                            "Yeah some of our priests are incredibly lapsed, but what they do is no worse than what Pastor Zeke does in his prayer closet"
                            What? JennyD, are you a 12-year-old boy now? Because if so, you have a lot of explaining to do...
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #74
                              Re: What if an Unbeliver does many good things?

                              Originally posted by Joshua View Post
                              all they want to do is gang up on a pie baking good Christian woman like Sister JennyD?
                              Speaking of which, I have a fresh cherry tart just for you!
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                              • #75
                                Re: What if an Unbeliver does many good things?

                                Maybe I'm too late to respond to this but here goes anyways..

                                Originally posted by RogueFilosifer View Post
                                The Holy Trinity is The Father, The Son, and the Holy Spirit.
                                But it's all ONE God, fool.
                                Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God is one LORD:
                                Deuteronomy 6:4

                                As I said you don't really have any idea whatsoever as to what the trinity is.

                                That is true, but Jesus didnt say, "I am my Father" he said "I and my Father am one." which means he is one with God, not actually God.
                                That isn't possible since John 1:1 says the Word (Jesus) was with God and the Word WAS God.
                                What you're saying could only be true if this verse didn't exist.
                                It would probably have been a good idea for you to read the verses I posted before you thought your lies up:
                                But good work making yourself look even more of a fool.
                                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                Proverbs 9:12-13

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