[Nobar King]

Re: Spaghetti Cult Spam

I wouldn't be surprised if those wackos started a campaign of pasting spaghetti and sauce to the faces of statues of Jesus all over America.

[Nephilim of Sin]

Re: Spaghetti Cult Spam

Although this is old news, I wish to inform my Enlightened Brethren of a travesty committed here in the so-called 'Bible Belt', where are God instructed liberties are being ignored.

A group of faithful, devote, and loving Christians erected a statue of Christ on the courthouse steps, so that everyone who enters for their misdeeds can be reminded of who is TRULY judging them. This way, they can understand that they are doubly sinful, for both breaking the laws of the land and God's Law.

However, in Satan-induced protest, some heathens (I assume monkey-worshiping Goths) erected a Flying Spaghetti Monster statue right beside it. They believe it was their right, of course given to them by the Democrats, to exorcise their 'religion', which is nothing more than a thinly-veiled Satanic attack on us all. Our fellow Christians are protesting, but it seems the courts are doing nothing!

[Deaner]

Re: Spaghetti Cult Spam

okay... if god was real and wanted to punish the japanese for their transgression against america why not just nuke tokyo. that way 7x as many would have died...

Jesus wishes to save souls. By killing seven times less; He gained seven times more in converts. I'll bet you to this day those stupid chinks still cower at the sound of a propellor plane.

[clearsight]

Re: Spaghetti Cult Spam

If he cares he wouldn't have killed as many people as he did.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Spaghetti Cult Spam

Because He Cares.

[clearsight]

Re: Spaghetti Cult Spam

okay... if god was real and wanted to punish the japanese for their transgression against america why not just nuke tokyo. that way 7x as many would have died...

[Brother Temperance]

Re: okay...

So it's all complete fact, interesting how the walls of jericho story claims that jericho's walls fell to the power of god when... well I hate to break it to you but looking at period...

Why would you do that, you filthy pervert? There's no room for rainbow kissing on Jesus' boards! And to answer your other point, have you ever considered that the reason there's no surviving evidence for the walls of Jericho is because GOD UTTERLY DESTROYED THEM, you idiot? I bet you can't find any queer porn in Sodom or noodles in Nagasaki, does this mean that the inhabitants of Sodom weren't sodomites or that Japs don't eat noodles? Idiot!

[Born Again Bob]

Re: okay...

Dear Friend,

well I hate to break it to you but looking at period, location, historical surveys, sattellite evidence and carbon dating the odds jericho had any walls in the first place are so limited as to now be thought of as null and void.

According to my historical surveys, sattellite evidence and carbon dating, Jericho had big fancy walls. Looks like it's a tie, huh?

Yours in Him,
bab

[clearsight]

okay...

There is nothing theoretical about The Bible. I am one here on my desk at the Station. It is very real and it was written by God so we know the information in it is error free. Now were in The Bible does it talk about the Flying Spaghetti Monster? You are the one who brought up science here so let us use the scientific method; Chapter and verse please.

So it's all complete fact, interesting how the walls of jericho story claims that jericho's walls fell to the power of god when... well I hate to break it to you but looking at period, location, historical surveys, sattellite evidence and carbon dating the odds jericho had any walls in the first place are so limited as to now be thought of as null and void. Now excuse me but I plan to visit my other favourite board, the flat earth society, at least when they spout complete shite they don't get aggressive about it.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Spaghetti Cult Spam

I am gonna celebrate our true religion by making a mockery of the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster by making my meatballs out of spam and then spreading blessed by Jesus marinara sauce over my pasta, as the blood of Christ our savior, yum or is that savour.

I would ask if you are from Hawaii, because "Hawaiian meatballs" ARE Spam.....or sometimes black dog.

[bearhugs]

Re: Spaghetti Cult Spam

I am gonna celebrate our true religion by making a mockery of the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster by making my meatballs out of spam and then spreading blessed by Jesus marinara sauce over my pasta, as the blood of Christ our savior, yum or is that savour.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Spaghetti Cult Spam

Brother, what's really disgusting is that you come in here trying to make fun of True Christians. I happen to know that your "religion" is a mockery, made up by atheists for the laughs. If I thought for a second that you Italians really did worship your spaghetti, do you know what I would do? I would eat your "god", poop him back out, and flush him down to the sewer where he belongs.

Either that, or save the processed false-spaghetti-"god" poop in a tupperware container, ready to throw in the faces of Muslims and Hairy Krishnoids in the street. I keep a container by my front door, ready for when Mormon cultists and Jehovy Witlesses come a-knocking.

[Cheshire]

Re: 20 Questions For Evilutionists

I'm sure you do not at all!

But it was King James, not King George, dear.

Agh, sorry. I'm terrible with typos.

***KJV

[JennyD]

Re: 20 Questions For Evilutionists

No it is not! The KGV Bible says we were made in Gods Image-

DO I look like a plate of noodles? Most certainly not!

I'm sure you do not at all!

But it was King James, not King George, dear.

[Cheshire]

Re: 20 Questions For Evilutionists

“As a scientist, I’d like to say that the currently accepted scientific theory is evolution. But, some competing ideas have been proposed, such as ID and FSMism, and discussion to include one should include the other, as these ideas are equally valid.“
– Mark Zurbuchen, Ph.D.

If you wish us to take your ideas into account please do not ignore ours; the notion of a noodly god creating us all is equally possible.

No it is not! The KGV Bible says we were made in Gods Image-

DO I look like a plate of noodles? Most certainly not!