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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: who here likes Magic?

    Originally posted by Magic tard View Post
    No. I mean like psychic things. moving things with your mind.
    Also, all of the bible verses Ezekiel mentioned say nothing about magic.
    they say "enchantments" but that's when you're putting a curse on someone else. I just like to move stuff with my mind.
    So is there some kind of inverse correlation going on here? The more feeble your mind is at thinking, the better it is at moving stuff?
    Originally posted by Sionisx2 View Post
    The Dragonlance Series (the ones written by Margret Weis and Tracy Hickman)
    Friend, our forums are here to discuss the Love of Jesus, not to discuss homosexual erotica.
    Originally posted by StarrKingGrad View Post
    We use Harry Potter in our children's discussion groups to get them involved in issues of character, service, sacrifice, and budding sexuality. I especially like the way that Harry dies, but returns to free the world from evil--what a great way to prepare our youngsters for the Biblical story of Jesus (similarly, the Chronicles of Narnia is an excellent introduction to some of the ideas of Christianity for younger readers).
    You know what's an excellent introduction to Christian ideas for younger readers? THE BIBLE!

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  • sinner
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    Re: who here likes Magic?

    Originally posted by Sionisx2 View Post
    Of course magic is in only practiced by those who stray into the darkness, but Harry potter wasn't a bad set of movies, had decent plots and good actors to portray the stories. If your into fantasy novels you should try:

    The Dragonlance Series (the ones written by Margret Weis and Tracy Hickman)

    Lord of the Rings (of course don't take the "Lord," literally, and you may enjoy them)

    The Riftwar Saga by Raymond Feist (great 12 or so book series)

    All of those were really pretty good books to read.
    Oh, no! You shall burn in hell for that one! If we Baptists have our way here in the gawdly state of Gohgiah, you, Harry Potter and all your concubines will burn in the flames of hell for all eternity! Just you wait and see the power that a bunch of nuts...errr...spiritual fruits like us have in deciding the course of history! They may have taken away the disclaimer stickers from those evil science books but that's only a temporary set back and I promise, they will not be able to stop us this time in banning those wicked books on magic, Barney the Purple Dinausur and all shows of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood (oh, no, wait, those can stay cause Mr. Rogers was an undercover pedophile who repented before his death and was forgiven by the good lawd in all his mercy). But when our Governor's public prayer for rain is answered by the good lawd, you and all your Harry Potter books will be floating down the river and straight into hell.

    Ahmen!

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  • sinner
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    Not me! Magic is the work of the devil and sometimes even the work of unsaved Atheist heathens like Penn & Teller. Hallelujah!

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  • Brother McGregor
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    Re: who here likes Magic?

    Originally posted by Magic tard View Post
    No. I mean like psychic things. moving things with your mind.
    Also, all of the bible verses Ezekiel mentioned say nothing about magic.
    they say "enchantments" but that's when you're putting a curse on someone else. I just like to move stuff with my mind.
    psychic things (how apt a term)

    False prophets are "psychics" and they are an abomination. Seers, ghosts...it is all the same. An interest in the paranormal is forbidden.

    Jeremiah 14:14
    Then the Lord said unto me, The prophets prophesy lies in my name: I sent them not, neither have I commanded them, neither spake unto them: they prophesy unto you a false vision and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart.




    Matthew 7:15
    Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.


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  • Repenter
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    Originally posted by Sionisx2 View Post
    Those are good books, your right Those other books I mentioned are pretty decent also.
    any book of the bible is a vital read indeed.

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  • Sionisx2
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    Originally posted by StarrKingGrad View Post

    Well, your taste in fiction is questionable, but I respect your opinion. Here are some great books where the heroes use supernatural powers: Exodus, Numbers, 1 Kings, 2 Kings, 1 Chronicles, 2 Chronicles, Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. I'm sure that that's some fantasy literature that even the True Christian types would approve.
    Those are good books, your right Those other books I mentioned are pretty decent also.

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  • StarrKingGrad
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    Originally posted by Magic tard View Post
    I love shows like harry potter, that point out that there could still be some mystery in the world.
    We use Harry Potter in our children's discussion groups to get them involved in issues of character, service, sacrifice, and budding sexuality. I especially like the way that Harry dies, but returns to free the world from evil--what a great way to prepare our youngsters for the Biblical story of Jesus (similarly, the Chronicles of Narnia is an excellent introduction to some of the ideas of Christianity for younger readers). Now that we know that Dumbledore is homosexual, the Potter novels are also a beautiful way to show our children that gay men and women can be among our most revered friends, mentors, and role models.

    Originally posted by Sionisx2 View Post
    The Dragonlance Series (the ones written by Margret Weis and Tracy Hickman)
    Well, your taste in fiction is questionable, but I respect your opinion. Here are some great books where the heroes use supernatural powers: Exodus, Numbers, 1 Kings, 2 Kings, 1 Chronicles, 2 Chronicles, Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. I'm sure that that's some fantasy literature that even the True Christian types would approve.

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  • Repenter
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    looks like all the banned scum got what they deserved. Eternal Damnation.

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  • Sionisx2
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    Re: who here likes Magic?

    Of course magic is in only practiced by those who stray into the darkness, but Harry potter wasn't a bad set of movies, had decent plots and good actors to portray the stories. If your into fantasy novels you should try:

    The Dragonlance Series (the ones written by Margret Weis and Tracy Hickman)

    Lord of the Rings (of course don't take the "Lord," literally, and you may enjoy them)

    The Riftwar Saga by Raymond Feist (great 12 or so book series)

    All of those were really pretty good books to read.

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  • Magic tard
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    All of a sudden I feel really bad...
    I think I need to repent

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  • Juliette
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    Originally posted by The Magic of God View Post
    I love shows like harry potter, that point out that there could still be some mystery in the world.
    Sister,

    You have been mocking our church for some time now. Don't you think it's time to read the introduction pages?

    Take my advice Girl, before you will burn in hell.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: who here likes Magic?

    Originally posted by The Magic of God View Post
    No. I mean like psychic things. moving things with your mind.
    Also, all of the bible verses Ezekiel mentioned say nothing about magic.
    they say "enchantments" but that's when you're putting a curse on someone else. I just like to move stuff with my mind.
    Magic, according to the dictionary.

    1 a: the use of means (as charms or spells) believed to have supernatural power over natural forces b: magic rites or incantations
    2 a: an extraordinary power or influence seemingly from a supernatural source b: something that seems to cast a spell : enchantment
    3: the art of producing illusions by sleight of hand
    How old are you? I'm guessing 15.

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  • Magic tard
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    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    That sounds suspiciously like demon possession. I think it's best you provide us with your name, address, and a down payment of $5000 immediately so that a team of pastors can come there and cast that demon out.
    What symptoms of demon possession do you see in me?
    And Glory be to God, many thanks Stella.

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  • Stella
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    Re: who here likes Magic?

    Originally posted by The Magic of God View Post
    I love shows like harry potter, that point out that there could still be some mystery in the world.
    *Raises hand*. Harry Potter is cool.

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Re: who here likes Magic?

    Originally posted by The Magic of God View Post
    No. I mean like psychic things. moving things with your mind.
    Also, all of the bible verses Ezekiel mentioned say nothing about magic.
    they say "enchantments" but that's when you're putting a curse on someone else. I just like to move stuff with my mind.
    That sounds suspiciously like demon possession. I think it's best you provide us with your name, address, and a down payment of $5000 immediately so that a team of pastors can come there and cast that demon out.

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