[HadesIsGod]

Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

God created oak trees! Are you going to waddle up to the Shenandoah National Forest, light it afire, and try to smoke it just because God made it?

Fantastic point! Perhaps the lack of the euphoric high?

[Justina Thyme]

Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

If you're a hedonist, why do you have the need to rage? In Jesus there is peace and serenity.


And what's so amusing about watching two hungry little birds fighting over one crumb of food? Feed both of them! Jesus fed the entire crowd of His followers with only a few scaps of food because He saw that they were hungry and had compassion for them, you selfish cretin!

Mark 6:41 And when he had taken the five loaves and the two fishes, he looked up to heaven, and blessed, and brake the loaves, and gave them to his disciples to set before them; and the two fishes divided he among them all.

Grow up.

[Sol Invictus]

Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

if i had a choice between heaven and hell. I would choose hell easy. Why its where all my friends will be.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

d-Logic: "When got created marijuana, was that a mistake? How do you distinguish between his mistakes and his tests?"

You read yo' derned Bible! That's how you know what God meant!

God also created deadly nightshade, poison hemlock, and destroying angel mushrooms. Are you going to eat those things just because God made 'em?

God created oak trees! Are you going to waddle up to the Shenandoah National Forest, light it afire, and try to smoke it just because God made it?

Just because God made something doesn't mean He meant it to be smoked, eaten, snorted, or shoved up your choo-choo. Sheesh! I swan to goodness, sometimes I suspect that atheists got their logic out of a cereal box.

In The Snow Leopard Peter Matthiessen wrote that stunted marijahoochie grows wild in the Himalaya. Well, that doesn't surprise me one bit! Look what it's done to the natives. There they are, highest mountain in the world in their backyard, and did they have the gumption to set out and climb it?

Nosir! Not for thousands of years!

It took a darned New Zealandish bloke who was NOT HIGH ON MARIJAHOOCHIE to get the job done.

You will never find a batch of more joyfuller folk that Landover Baptists. Just look at me, typing like I got wasps in my fingers, so great is my joy. And that's because we bask in the glory of the True Christian God! Get Jesus, mister! He's perpetually on sale, eternally guarranteed, and available now right in your heart!

Shout Whoopee! And also GLORY to God!

~~ OEJ

[Deaner]

Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

When got created marijuana, was that a mistake?

How do you distinguish between his mistakes and his tests?

Who the hell is "got"? Get off the floor and go to bed.

[d-Logic]

Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

When got created marijuana, was that a mistake?

How do you distinguish between his mistakes and his tests?

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

Well, you may be a "raging hedonist" but I'm an ANGRY BAPTIST!

You may try to get high, but you'll never get as high as Heaven!

(Going to sleep on a beanbag is probably why your back is inflamed, incidentally. Try laying on a firm pad, pulling each knee slowly up to your chest, AND PRAYING TO JESUS FOR SALVATION!)

Jeremy Bentham and John Stewart Mill (of his own free will) championed hedonism, and where are they now? Dead! Dead, dead, dead, DEAD. That's what happens to hedonists. Meanwhile, Christians live forever.

There is no high like the Lord! Scripture tells us of His bounteous effect upon man.

Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh. Isaiah 16:11

Have YOUR bowels ever sounded like an harp? I THINK NOT! A muted trombone, maybe, but never a harp.

There once was a Scotsman who loved him a lass,
A Scotsman who fell in love with a girl.
He gave her a haggis (although she was Welsh)
And hinted that under his kilt was a pearl.
He sat 'neath her window and played on his pipes;
She opened the pane and put forth her head
(he played on his pipes) and she quietly said....
...she roguishly said...

"Are ya sittin' on a cat or are ya just glad t'see me?"

Whew. See, that's what the inspiration of the Lord does to a man: moves him to make a mighty poetry. Or a least a soggy doggerel.

So straighten up, straighten out, and GET STRAIGHT FOR JESUS!

Ye are not straitened in us, but ye are straitened in your own bowels. 2 Corinthian 6:12

~~ OEJ

[SUV]

Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

No matter how you package your Message, my mind is made up: I'm voting for Pastor Huckbee!

[CactusCarl]

Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

Thats great that you don't beleive your going to hell because I now know that you are a good Christian.

[_anon2_]

Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

I never said ass rape and whilst you sit they and think about your hedonist ways you will think about how you will be raped when you go to hell.

Funny you mention this, but if someone sticks something in my asshole without my permission (and this includes satan) its rape. I'm sitting here thinking, and I'm thinking two things:

1. I don't honestly believe I'm going to hell
2. You need to practice the whole helping people find salvation thing, you're not willing me over.

[Uri Tardehd]

Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

You should learn how to spell ecstasy before trying to use it so many times in one post. Perhaps someone will take mercy on you and get a copy of Hooked on Phonics (hukt on fonix for u) so you may join the rest of the civilized world.

Then you might be able to read the Bible (KJV) and be saved from eternal damnation and overload of your sensory receptors from Satan's rod of fire.

PRAISE!

[CactusCarl]

Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

I never said ass rape and whilst you sit they and think about your hedonist ways you will think about how you will be raped when you go to hell.

[_anon2_]

Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

quite fond of your rape as a punishment here aren't you. I'm sure if any of you were raped you'd find yourselves wondering what it was a punishment for.

[CactusCarl]

Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

This is awful you should burn in hell with Satan who yes will rape you.

[Samael]

Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

By the way, you should try psychoactive mushrooms. Some people have adverse reactions to them, but holy sheeit, i've never seen so many colours come from one cigarette butt in my life!

Also, Isolate the little man in the boat, and she will squeal