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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22379

    #166
    Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

    Originally posted by TrueJuggaloMaMa View Post
    I nvere claimed to have read or know the whole bible
    So you admit you have no idea what God wants from you.

    I am just saying it is not a Christian thing to do to judge someone simply because they are differant. ... To believe only those who believe what you do are going to Heaven. ... except God is that what he meant with his words?
    Why don't you stop speculating on what you think God wants and start reading the Holy Bible instead so you will know what God wants?

    It's so simple, yet you are so ignorant.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • TrueJuggaloMaMa
      Unsaved trash God-hating feminazi clown
      Advise pastors of any suspicious activity!
      • Feb 2010
      • 165

      #167
      Re: Why are Juggalos all Retards?

      [QUOTE=Jacob11;476751]Roman Catholics blaspheme the Holy Word by using incorrect religious practices such as worshipping the pope, worshipping Mary, infant baptism, all that wine-and-wafers nonsense, good works, etc, all of which are not in the 1611 KJV Bible. They are doing things that God did not tell them to do.[/QOUTE]

      They do not worship the Pope or Mary. Only the KJV of the bible is the true bible?



      Originally posted by Jacob11 View Post
      I've repeated this so many times, in so many different threads, but here goes. Noah had three sons, Ham, Shem, and Japheth. Ham had a son called Canaan. Those five men were the only men on earth. Japheth was white, Ham was a negro, and Shem was a sand nigra. Canaan, being Ham's son, was a negro as well. Since Ham and Canaan were the only negroes in the world, all negroes are descended from Canaan. This means that when Ham saw Noah's tallywhacker and Noah cursed him, all of his descendants (all negroes), including Canaan, were cursed to be servants to the whites and sand nigras (descendants of Japheth and Shem)
      So Noah had 3 sons of different races. That means he had many wives. So it is okay for a man to lay with many women and a woman is a whore ir she divorces a man?


      [QUOTE=Jacob11;476751]They don't worship false gods, but they worship God incorrectly. You clearly worship Him incorrectly as well. for starters, you need to capitalize His name and all pronouns referring to Him.[/QOUTE]
      I usually do capatilize his name. When I am not frustrated by racists.
      So only your way to worship is the true way.




      Originally posted by Jacob11 View Post
      Absolutely not. Racism is not tolerated here at Landover Baptist Church. Take your racist nonsense elsewhere!
      I am not the racist I have not said anyone will go to hell because of their race or religion. Or that anyone is my slave. I said all men ar equal and God loves all men. What have I said that is Racist? I asked if you had Racist beliefs.




      Originally posted by Jacob11 View Post
      If your son a Juggalo? Then by that logic, he is also a retarded, because all Juggalos are retardeds.
      Retardeds is not even a word it is Retards and believe what you want. God knows the truth.

      [/I]

      Originally posted by Jacob11 View Post
      No, but the Bible speaks out against divorce and harlots. Since you are a divorcing harlot, you are going against God's commandments. Because of this, He hates you.
      But Catholics believe divorce is wrong. So you guys are like Catholics in ways. I never said I was right for divorcing I never should have married the man. I am a sinner I admited that. NONE IS WITHOUT SIN. But I believe God will forgive me for my sins.




      Originally posted by Jacob11 View Post
      What does "who accept me as there I am"? mean? Clearly your brain has been so corrupted by jenkem fumes that you can't even string together a coherent sentence. I'll be praying for you. And for the last time, racism is not tolerated here at Landover Baptist Church! Please, take your racist nonsense ELSEWHERE!
      The word there was not supposed to be in there a simple mistake. But you have no place insulting my Grammer. Your spelling is horrible and I did not insult you for that. you can't even spell Mexican.
      You can pray for me I thank you for that I will also pray for you because you my friend are the racist.





      Remember the New Wold was a melting pot. America was built by all differant races. Besides Slave owners were the lazy ones. While the African American slaves did all the work. They sat on thier buts and reaped the rewards of that hard work
      John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

      3:36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.

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      • TrueJuggaloMaMa
        Unsaved trash God-hating feminazi clown
        Advise pastors of any suspicious activity!
        • Feb 2010
        • 165

        #168
        Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        So you admit you have no idea what God wants from you.
        No i never admitted that.

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        Why don't you stop speculating on what you think God wants and start reading the Holy Bible instead so you will know what God wants?

        It's so simple, yet you are so ignorant.
        I am not the one speculating. All those who say I am going to hell are speculating.

        Let me ask you this:
        What if Jesus came back, Black, Unwashed and Poor? What if he knocked on your door would you turn him away? What if he came back as a crack addicted baby? You would then be the sinner, Not me because I would accept him.
        I may be a sinner but at least I admit it and don't believe myself to be above others.
        John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

        3:36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.

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        • Jacob the Angry Liar
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jan 2010
          • 309

          #169
          Re: Why are Juggalos all Retards?

          Originally posted by TrueJuggaloMaMa View Post
          They do not worship the Pope or Mary. Only the KJV of the bible is the true bible?
          The 1611 King James Version Authorized Holy Bible is the true, innerrant Word of God. It is a 100% perfect translation and everything in it is completely correct. Other versions of the Bible are translated differently, so they may contain incorrect information that was not translated correctly.

          And yes, they do worship the pope and Mary. Why do they call the pope "Holy Father"? Why do they address their prayers to Mary?


          So Noah had 3 sons of different races. That means he had many wives. So it is okay for a man to lay with many women and a woman is a whore ir she divorces a man?
          Noah only had one wife, but who says a man can't have more? The more the merrier, as I like to say.

          You have been lied to, and that's why you think he must have had many wives to have had children of other races. This is assuming that genetics and heredity are true, and that race is inherited from parents through DNA. Genetics and heredity are false pseudosciences, and DNA does not exist. Everything happens according to the Will of God. God wanted Noah to have sons of different races, so he did. End of story.

          I usually do capatilize his name. When I am not frustrated by racists.
          So only your way to worship is the true way.
          Yes, because we worship according to the 1611 KJV Bible. That is the inerrant word of God. The way God wants us to worship Him is the way that He put it in the 1611 KJV Bible. If you do it differently, like cathlycks do, you are sinning.

          And I'm sick of repeating this, but we are not racists. Racism is not tolerated at the Landover Baptist Church. Please take your racism elsewhere.

          I am not the racist I have not said anyone will go to hell because of their race or religion. Or that anyone is my slave. I said all men ar equal and God loves all men. What have I said that is Racist? I asked if you had Racist beliefs.
          STOP TALKING ABOUT RACISM! Racism is not tolerated at the Landover Baptist Church! This is the LAST time I will say this.


          Retardeds is not even a word it is Retards and believe what you want. God knows the truth.
          God does know the truth. That's why He put it in the 1611 KJV Bible. I have read the Bible, therefore, I know the Truth.

          But Catholics believe divorce is wrong. So you guys are like Catholics in ways. I never said I was right for divorcing I never should have married the man. I am a sinner I admited that. NONE IS WITHOUT SIN. But I believe God will forgive me for my sins.
          God will forgive you of your sins, but only if you repent, accept Him as your LORD, become baptised, and follow the 1611 KJV Bible word for word. You clearly have not done all of these things. Come the Rapture™ on March 4th, 2010, Jesus will toss you into the lake of fire.


          The word there was not supposed to be in there a simple mistake. But you have no place insulting my Grammer. Your spelling is horrible and I did not insult you for that. you can't even spell Mexican.
          You can pray for me I thank you for that I will also pray for you because you my friend are the racist.
          I spelled messicant correctly. You, however, make posts that are riddled with spelling and grammatical mistakes. Clearly, you have very little understanding of American English™, probably as a result of brain damage due to inhalation fo jenkem fumes.



          Remember the New Wold was a melting pot. America was built by all differant races. Besides Slave owners were the lazy ones. While the African American slaves did all the work. They sat on thier buts and reaped the rewards of that hard work
          Yeah, that's because negroes are SUPPOSED to be slaves.

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          • Jacob the Angry Liar
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jan 2010
            • 309

            #170
            Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

            Originally posted by TrueJuggaloMaMa View Post
            No i never admitted that.



            I am not the one speculating. All those who say I am going to hell are speculating.

            Let me ask you this:
            What if Jesus came back, Black, Unwashed and Poor? What if he knocked on your door would you turn him away? What if he came back as a crack addicted baby? You would then be the sinner, Not me because I would accept him.
            I may be a sinner but at least I admit it and don't believe myself to be above others.
            If you had actually read the 1611 KJV Bible, you would know that Jesus will not return as a dirty, poor negro. Here's how He will come back:

            For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep.
            For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord. (1 Thessalonians 4:5-7)



            Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:
            And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other. (Matthew 24:29-31)

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            • TrueJuggaloMaMa
              Unsaved trash God-hating feminazi clown
              Advise pastors of any suspicious activity!
              • Feb 2010
              • 165

              #171
              Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

              I've wasted enough of my time with racists, perverts. I am done. I know that God loves me no matter what you think. Odviously you think you know all. So we will see.

              And yes I say Racists because only Racists believe they are above others. And those of other religions will go to hell and they are the only ones who are Heaven bound. And only Racists believe African Americans were put on Earth as slaves.

              Go to your Klan meeting and have fun.
              John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

              3:36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #172
                Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                Originally posted by TrueJuggaloMaMa View Post
                No i never admitted that.



                I am not the one speculating. All those who say I am going to hell are speculating.

                Let me ask you this:
                What if Jesus came back, Black, Unwashed and Poor? What if he knocked on your door would you turn him away? What if he came back as a crack addicted baby? You would then be the sinner, Not me because I would accept him.
                I may be a sinner but at least I admit it and don't believe myself to be above others.
                Jesus can't return as a cushite.

                The Revelation of John the Divine in verses 13-14 tells us that Jesus will return:

                And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle. His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #173
                  Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                  Originally posted by TrueJuggaloMaMa View Post
                  I've wasted enough of my time with racists, perverts. I am done. I know that God loves me no matter what you think. Odviously you think you know all. So we will see.

                  And yes I say Racists because only Racists believe they are above others. And those of other religions will go to hell and they are the only ones who are Heaven bound. And only Racists believe African Americans were put on Earth as slaves.

                  Go to your Klan meeting and have fun.
                  Leaving so soon? You were here when I left from lunch. You are still here now that the kids are getting ready for bed.

                  Again, we don't tolerate nor condone racism on this website. See you tomorrow.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #174
                    Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                    Originally posted by TrueJuggaloMaMa View Post
                    I am not lecturing simply pointing out verses that suport that what is being said in racist conotation is wrong. I nvere claimed to have read or know the whole bible. I am just saying it is not a Christian thing to do to judge someone simply because they are differant.

                    It is a really vain and presumtious thing. To believe only those who believe what you do are going to Heaven.

                    Isn't vanity a sin? You are putting yourself above all others. except God is that what he meant with his words?
                    "I've never read the Bible, but here's why you are wrong about what's in it..."

                    Thanks for providing further proof that juggalos are retardeds!
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                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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                    • BelieverInGod
                      Fourm Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269

                      #175
                      Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                      Brothers, how do you put up with this? I was especially impressed with Jacobs answers as he is so young (by his picture anyway). Obviously you are being led by the LORD. I've noticed that the women are the ones that come here angry and aggressive.

                      Women like this is why I am not allowed to go to church. Women are fickle sinful things (as I have been accused of in my introductory thread). They need to be led and they need to submit. How bad is it that her husband could not correct her? I'll even bet she charged him with abuse when she divorced him just so she could get more money. She doesn't even think her own father, who planted his seed in her mothers belly, has dominion over her.

                      How sad
                      Drama queen

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22379

                        #176
                        Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                        Originally posted by TrueJuggaloMaMa View Post
                        I never said that I have already stated God forgives those who believe in him and ask his forgiveness.
                        No, but by leaving parts out you made it seem like God said that. Misleading people by misquoting God is a very evil sin!
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • TrueJuggaloMaMa
                          Unsaved trash God-hating feminazi clown
                          Advise pastors of any suspicious activity!
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 165

                          #177
                          Re: Why are Juggalos all Retards?

                          Originally posted by Jacob11 View Post
                          If you had actually read the 1611 KJV Bible, you would know that Jesus will not return as a dirty, poor negro. Here's how He will come back:

                          For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep.
                          For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord. (1 Thessalonians 4:5-7)

                          .


                          Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:
                          And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other. (Matthew 24:29-31)

                          I have read the Old Testament
                          John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

                          3:36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.

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                          • TrueJuggaloMaMa
                            Unsaved trash God-hating feminazi clown
                            Advise pastors of any suspicious activity!
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 165

                            #178
                            Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            No, but by leaving parts out you made it seem like God said that. Misleading people by misquoting God is a very evil sin!

                            What verses I have quoted I put in full from my bible. Not the KJV. I have not left anything out or ignored verses that suit me. That has been done by some here.
                            John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

                            3:36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 12414

                              #179
                              Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                              Originally posted by TrueJuggaloMaMa View Post
                              I've wasted enough of [your] time... I am done.
                              Originally posted by TrueJuggaloMaMa View Post
                              What verses I have quoted I put in full from my [false] bible. Not the KJV. I have... left [everything] out [and] ignored verses...
                              I thought you were leaving. What, your dark master decided he wasn't done with having you persecute us?
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                              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                              Blogging for CHRIST!
                              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                              • TrueJuggaloMaMa
                                Unsaved trash God-hating feminazi clown
                                Advise pastors of any suspicious activity!
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 165

                                #180
                                Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                Brothers, how do you put up with this? I was especially impressed with Jacobs answers as he is so young (by his picture anyway). Obviously you are being led by the LORD. I've noticed that the women are the ones that come here angry and aggressive.

                                Women like this is why I am not allowed to go to church. Women are fickle sinful things (as I have been accused of in my introductory thread). They need to be led and they need to submit.
                                You are not allowed to go to Church? It's women like you that hold the female race back.

                                How bad is it that her husband could not correct her? I'll even bet she charged him with abuse when she divorced him just so she could get more money.
                                No, actually the only money he pays is child support. I make my own money. His is not needed besides in the last few years of our marriage I worked more than him and made more money.

                                She doesn't even think her own father, who planted his seed in her mothers belly, has dominion over her.
                                You need to go back and read again. I said numerous times that only God, Jesus and my Daddy could tell me what to do. They are all in Heaven now and NO Earthly man will control me. So read completely before you speak. Goes to show the members of your "Church" leave out what doesn't suit you.
                                How sad
                                How sad indeed
                                John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

                                3:36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.

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