[Nobar King]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

Maybe you ARE a robot! Whenever you probe a robot's responses for further detail, they often respond with "why do I need to support such a statement?" just to throw you off.

You'd know all about spit vs swallow, wouldn't you?

Psst. Everyone knows about the difference between spit and swallow. It's all about how lucky you are.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

I take it you prefer to swallow.

You'd know all about spit vs swallow, wouldn't you?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

What would be fun about it? You can't just keep making blanket statements like this without any kind of support.

Riding a unicycle looks like it would be something I would enjoy - why do I need to support such a statement?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

No, I ride a mountian bike, not a unicycle, but it looks like it wuld be fun.

Precisely my point. You just can't wait to wrap your hips around a unicycle. Sicko!

[Nobar King]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

No, I ride a mountian bike, not a unicycle, but it looks like it wuld be fun.

What would be fun about it? You can't just keep making blanket statements like this without any kind of support.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

In order for you to spit something out, it must be in your mouth.

I take it you prefer to swallow.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

Do you ride a unicycle? I don't trust you, so you would fit into that category.

No, I ride a mountian bike, not a unicycle, but it looks like it wuld be fun.

[JennyD]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

What is it with your Wickers and your perverted thoughts? Must everything be sexual to you?

I've heard that Wickers like to lick the seats of bicycles . . . especially those big BANANA seats!

She probably was thinking back to what she and her husband did with that tandem bicycle last weekend, and figured it's so normal in her Godless community that True Christians(tm) must do similar depraved things.

I, for one, have never licked, stroked, sniffed, or otherwise inappropriately engaged the seat of a bicycle, unicycle, motorcycle, or cyclist of any sort!

[Nobar King]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

Do you ride a unicycle? I don't trust you, so you would fit into that category.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

What is it with your Wickers and your perverted thoughts? Must everything be sexual to you?

I didn't say anything about sex. You said you spit out unicycles. In order for you to spit something out, it must be in your mouth. I was just curious as to why you would put a unicycle in your mouth.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

Why would you try to put a unicycle in your mouth in the first place?

What is it with your Wickers and your perverted thoughts? Must everything be sexual to you?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

Unicycles are neither bicycles or pogosticks. Therefor they are luke warm and I spit them out as God commands me.

Why would you try to put a unicycle in your mouth in the first place?

[tLakota]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

I am concerned about the sexual overtones of unicycling. Never have I seen a device that concentrates so much force and vibrations directly into the male and female's most depraved of body parts. My warnings about bicycles and Women should pale against what a unicycle is capable of doing. And I can only imagine the sexual pleasure a homosexual male might find (actually I am surprised there aren't more non-True Christians riding these unicycles without the seat installed!).

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I don't see how riding a bike could be all that bad. My dad made me ride a bike for years to school and back to teach me responsibility and build character. The winter months were cruel, the wind would bite my hands, and I would slip on ice and patches of snow. Sometimes, I would even fall into puddles and soak my pant legs, which would then freeze. The dry, cold air burns your lungs and chaps your lips if you didn't bundle up properly, and sometimes I hated the world because it was so freakin' cold outside and I just wanted a ride to school.

But here I am. Still alive, I still dress modestly, and I'm still a virgin after taking a purity pledge and being baptized. Even through high school I haven't given any more attention to guys than the one-armed sideways hug with plenty of adults around. So I don't get it... How can riding a bike be a forbidden activity? If my dad says it's okay(he works in government by the way) it should be fine right?

[Nobar King]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

This one seems even more unsafe:

[Nobar King]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

That one's cool, here's a video:

Here's the predecessor:

They're obviously lacking something that the Segway has, like a computer controlled balancing mechanism. I suppose trying to invent a vehicle like that must seem innovative at the time. It isn't until you've wasted all your money and years on it that it doesn't pay out.