[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

Well, for those who haven't heard yet, our predictions have come true with a vengance. 15-year old Miley "Hannah Montana" Cyrus, the idol for millions of teenaged girls worldwide and the masturbatory fantasy for the 17 Catholic priests in the US who aren't gay, has posed for PARTIALLY NUDE photographs in Vanity Fair magazine. In a shocking display, people worldwide will learn that this underaged and obviously oversexed tart actually has a NAKED BACK. Do you really want to have to explain that kind of thing to your 12-year old daughter?

So, what comes next? Will she be sharing a vision of her completely clean-shaven thighs? Her pert yet inviting dimples? Dare I say it, can we expect the hint of an outline of an erect nipple to show the next time Hannah plays a stadium? Surely we don't want our children to learn that teenged girls have nipples! And yet, that's exactly where the Jews who run Disney are leading us (the ones who brought you the gay negro mouse and the nudie pics of that negro Vanessa tart as their idea of children's entertainment).

It's just this kind of shameless display of flesh that makes it imperative that we support evangelicals Christian candidates at all level of public life. It's time to send politicians to Washington who will tell Hannah Montana to keep her achey breaky heart and the achey breakey chest that surrounds it to herself. You can be sure that True Christians™ will be keeping an eye on this situation as it continues to develop.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

I told you she was a WHORE! She is already on our HELL TRAIN!

Filthy little slut. She will make a fine play toy for Satan.

[Kit San Diego]

Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

TONIGHT ON CHANNEL 10 ACTION NEWS AT 5:

MILEY CYRUS AKA HANNAH MONTANA INVOLVED IN SUPER-SEXY PORN PROSTITUTION WEBSITE. WE HAVE THE PHOTOS AND WE'RE GONNA SHOW THEM TO YOU AT 5!

THEN ANCHORMAN KIT SAN DIEGO REPORTS ON CELL PHONES: ARE THEY MURDERING YOUR FAMILY?

CHANNEL 10 ACTION NEWS AT 5: IF YOU DON'T GET A BONER YOU PROBABLY DON'T HAVE A PENIS.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

Well, at least the slut's not hiding her Satanism anymore. Not that you can hide something like that from True Christians™, of course (yeah, Zack and Cody, I mean you).

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

OMG! She is flashing the Mason-demonic devil sign!

She is of SATAN!!!!

Wow, she has some big-assed lobster claw hands for such a tiny thing.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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In a shocking display, people worldwide will learn that this underaged and obviously oversexed tart actually has a NAKED BACK. Do you really want to have to explain that kind of thing to your 12-year old daughter?

So, what comes next? Will she be sharing a vision of her completely clean-shaven thighs? Her pert yet inviting dimples? Dare I say it, can we expect the hint of an outline of an erect nipple to show the next time Hannah plays a stadium? Surely we don't want our children to learn that teenged girls have nipples!

By the time they're teenagers, most children have figured out that they have nipples - they see them every time they shower. And most girls shave their legs and underarms by that age as well.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

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By the time they're teenagers, most children have figured out that they have nipples - they see them every time they shower. And most girls shave their legs and underarms by that age as well.

Such Filth. There are protocols to use in the shower so that no "accidental" touching of sinful body parts can take place.

The likes of you no doubt encourage young people to lube up well with soap to increase the sinful sensations.

And what is this business about shaving. No doubt lessons taught from the Karma Sutra. A tome you no doubt relish in.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Such Filth. There are protocols to use in the shower so that no "accidental" touching of sinful body parts can take place.

There are no inherently sinful body parts.

The likes of you no doubt encourage young people to lube up well with soap to increase the sinful sensations.

No - just to get clean.

And what is this business about shaving. No doubt lessons taught from the Karma Sutra. A tome you no doubt relish in.

Most girls have reached puberty and have begun to devlop body hair by the age of twelve. Our culture has issues with body hair on women and encourages them to remove it.
It's Kama Sutra, not Karma Sutra.
And yes, I have a copy.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

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Most girls have reached puberty and have begun to devlop body hair by the age of twelve. Our culture has issues with body hair on women and encourages them to remove it.
It's Kama Sutra, not Karma Sutra.
And yes, I have a copy.

I'm sure you do and I'm equally sure you have tried every perverted position that this book has to offer.

So you think it's OK for young people to soap up in the shower and let fingers slip in where they should not go. Truly, Baby Jesus weeps at your depravity.

And why bring body hair into this? Is that another fetish of yours? Personally I'm impartial on the subject as I can not recall any teachings in the Bible that pertain to body hair specifically.

The only opinion I have on the subject is that it should be removed from prisoners and the condemned. Not only does this keep the lice away but it is good to humiliate them as part of the Just and Ordained punishment that they must go through.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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So you think it's OK for young people to soap up in the shower and let fingers slip in where they should not go. Truly, Baby Jesus weeps at your depravity.

I wouldn't advise using soap inside one's vgina - it dries out mucous menbranes, and would likely burn.

And why bring body hair into this? Is that another fetish of yours? Personally I'm impartial on the subject as I can not recall any teachings in the Bible that pertain to body hair specifically.


The only opinion I have on the subject is that it should be removed from prisoners and the condemned. Not only does this keep the lice away but it is good to humiliate them as part of the Just and Ordained punishment that they must go through.

I didn't bring up shaving - Ahimaaz did.

[heavenly-steve]

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clearly evil hides in the most unexpected places!surely it would be impossible to stop kids whatching this satanistic propaganda!

[shadow's slut (Quarantined)]

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Actually that girl refused to give an autograph to a crippled friend of a friend of mine. She (Hannah Montana) said she did not like "wheelchair freaks."

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

So you think it's OK for young people to soap up in the shower and let fingers slip in where they should not go. Truly, Baby Jesus weeps at your depravity.

I wouldn't advise using soap inside one's vgina - it dries out mucous menbranes, and would likely burn..

So what would you recommend then?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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So what would you recommend then?

Strong chili peppers ground into Vicks Vapo-rub.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

Actually that girl refused to give an autograph to a crippled friend of a friend of mine. She (Hannah Montana) said she did not like "wheelchair freaks."

That just goes to show how heartless these joo movie stars can be.

By the way, why do you have a friend who's a cripple? Aren't you afraid of catching it off them? And don't you know that God hates cripples?

I'm proud to say that my church has no ramps!