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  • Nobar King
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    Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

    Here's an update: That little slut has started her own self porn website:
    Hannah Montana Underwear Pictures

    January 29th, 2008


    Here are the two Hannah Montana underwear pictures floating around the net. The first photo is of Hannah Montana lying down and making a provocative face.

    The second image is of Hannah Montana standing up, and it seems that she’s taking her own picture, while lifting up her pink shirt and revealing her panties.
    You thought Britney Spears was bad? Wait till this little girl grows up. Get ready for 'Miely Cyrus in rehab' reality TV shows in 2011. It just gets worse after that.

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  • JennyD
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    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
    You're very annoying aren't you?
    . . . and he's nearly as interesting and articulate as Dances with Poppies.

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  • Talitha
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    Originally posted by Whitehatin_mofacka View Post
    Hannah Montana is a terrorist working with the U.S government to bring an end to hillbilly America, that's you mofackas!!!!
    You're very annoying aren't you?

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  • WheatHatin_MoleWhacker
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    Hannah Montana is a terrorist working with the U.S government to bring an end to hillbilly America, that's you mofackas!!!!

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  • Palmer C. Eldrich
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    Re: Hannah Montana? A terrorist organisation?

    That's so crazy that I think I believe it. I bet the little girls that watch become raging lesbians, too?

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  • Brother J.H.
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    Fellow Christians, I think it's time to spill the beans.... Hannah Montana is running a terrorist organisation. A recent study done by Focus on the Family shows that a 100% correlation between boys watcing Ms. Montana and becoming homosexual. They also did a sub-study which showed an inverse correlation between not watching Hannah Montana and recovering from homosexuality. In the study boys who had watched her and become gay were beaten until they stopped watching her. 100% of them became heterosexual by the end of the study. So I think it's pretty clear that watching Hannah Montana causes homosexuality and we should protest it's airing.

    In addition, like we needed anything else, she isn't saved. She sings nothing of the Lord Jesus in her songs and her music takes the focus off Jesus instead of putting it back on.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    How many of these are Scientologists?

    Who cares? Whatever their religion, they're hacks, twits, and bimboes who have mannaged to get rich in the entertainment busines without having the slightest bit of talent.

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  • Nobar King
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    How many of these are Scientologists?
    Alec Baldwin
    Britney Spears
    Kirk Cameron
    John Schneider
    Jessica Simpson
    the Olsen twins
    John Travolta

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  • VictoryOS
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    Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
    Lots of people with no talent get rich in the entertainment business. A few examples:

    Alec Baldwin
    Britney Spears
    Kirk Cameron
    John Schneider
    Jessica Simpson
    the Olsen twins
    John Travolta
    I'm sure these are all the works of Satan as well.

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  • Wide-Open
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    Friend, stop dreaming. I bet you never fornicated with a girlfriend who's name didn't end in .jpg.

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  • god_bashes_his_wife
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    I would make babies with hannah montana

    hth

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  • JennyD
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    Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
    I thought you guys used "homer" to refer to gay men. Gay men don't lust after women.
    Don't you know ANYTHING?!



    Just see what these fine young men have to say about Sex is for Fags:
    Greg B.: "I joined Sex is for Fags after watching girls who put out turn my big brother into a major wuss. By learning to repress my urges, now I can to grow up and be what I always wanted: a prison guard or a priest."
    Zach P.: "Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!"
    Tim R.: "I hate fags. Dude, I mean, dudes who can't stop touching their wangs? DUDE. So, like, I joined Sex Is For Fags because it IS. You won't catch me doing that – with dudes OR chicks. Well, at least not until I get my trust fund and start needing some serious tax deductions."
    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
    Oooo...The KKK pastor got served!
    Perhaps if you'd joined Sex is for Fags, Mother Martian, you'd have . . . er . . .


    never mind

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  • Marshall
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    I prefer a nice flat top or a fresh High and Tight personally.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
    mullets - ick
    unsaved scum - double ick


    Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
    1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
    1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    Forgive me JESUS, but I don't think I've seen a more handsome mullet before...well except on JESUS.

    I know he is still going to Hell. It breaks my heart ......... my Achy Breaky Heart.

    mullets - ick

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