[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Quakers: Oatmeal munching pacifists or hidden terrorist threa

On a completely unrelated subject, would you like to come to Freehold for Geology Week? We spend an entire week investigating the properties of all manner of rocks . . . igneous, sedimentary, metamorphic . . . Oh, it's a grand time!

The high point of each day is the Mineral Challenge. A lucky visitor is selected to be tested on his or her knowledge of different types of rocks. Most are pretty quickly overwhelmed by the many samples lobbed in their direction, but we have had a few make it to the Lightning Round!

Oh, Sister, my, oh my that will be a great time! I am quite sure, that I, in my humble position as a Flood Geologist, could certainly help with that, Glory! When will this be celebrated? Are we allowed to bring other geologists to be stoned challenged?

[Brother Temperance]

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It disappears when she's on moderation. Oh, those were the days...

If anyone can find a gif of paint drying, that might make a suitable new avatar for her.

Surprise, surprise. Once again, Field of Poppies decides that a thread having nothing to do with her must instead be all about Poppies, Poppies, POPPIES!

I've never met anyone so self-absorbed in my life.

I can't for the life of me understand WHY you find yourself so tremendously interesting, as nobody else seems to.

I'm pretty sure that she deliberately sabotaged this thread as part of the Quaker agenda, trying to drown the discussion in a tsunami of dullness to take attention away from her Quaker buddies' role in giving aid and comfort (and probably AIDS as well, knowing those degenerate oatmeal-munching freaks) to God's enemies!

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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There was no need for you to "correct" me this time - I wasn't wrong.

Darn, she's back... I thought she had licked the frog... and, sister, if you deny Jesus, you are as wrong as can be, Praise!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I wasn't wrong.

Ha! As if you're ever right!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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No, that is not it at all, you just don't get it. Godly women know their place in the home AND the church. Men regularly receive revelation from God and women depend on their men for guidance. When the women folk get out of line, a man's job (and Godly responsibility) is to get her back in line with a swift kick to the seat of the pants or quick jab to the eye. You just and your queer husband just don't understand the "right way to do things".


The way we do things works quite well. We have a happy, harmonious household, and no one gets injured.

See 1 Timothy 2.12: But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Neither of us takes authority over the other. We treat each other as equals.


This should clear up any misconceptions for you nicely and I should have no need to further correct you.

There was no need for you to "correct" me this time - I wasn't wrong.

[Nobar King]

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[SUV]

Re: Quakers: Oatmeal munching pacifists or hidden terrorist threa

Where did that Twisted Sister go? The one that brings in from outdoors chinks and tiggers so that she and her Husband might....smell of them?

Perhaps JESUS has shown her the error of her ways

[JennyD]

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Surprise, surprise. Once again, Field of Poppies decides that a thread having nothing to do with her must instead be all about Poppies, Poppies, POPPIES!

I've never met anyone so self-absorbed in my life.

I can't for the life of me understand WHY you find yourself so tremendously interesting, as nobody else seems to.

And I am not the slightest bit worried about being stoned to death.

On a completely unrelated subject, would you like to come to Freehold for Geology Week? We spend an entire week investigating the properties of all manner of rocks . . . igneous, sedimentary, metamorphic . . . Oh, it's a grand time!

The high point of each day is the Mineral Challenge. A lucky visitor is selected to be tested on his or her knowledge of different types of rocks. Most are pretty quickly overwhelmed by the many samples lobbed in their direction, but we have had a few make it to the Lightning Round!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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You're happy getting the living daylights beaten out of you? I didn't know you were a masochist.

No, I accept my husband's loving and guiding hand with all due reverence and chastisement. He never raises his hand to me unless I deserve it, and he never strikes me more than it takes for me to learn my lesson.

[Nobar King]

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I've had all I can take and feel I must speak out on this:

Dances, please implore Pastor to give you a more attractive avatar than the scabies mite you are currently using.


Scabies mite


Dances Without Joy

It might help you to feel better about yourself

It disappears when she's on moderation. Oh, those were the days...

[SUV]

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your queer husband

Oh JESUS! Now her Husband is a Homer! too? So his line-dried briefs they sniff must be pink? Maybe they're even....Manties?

Is there just no end to this one's perversions?

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Quakers: Oatmeal munching pacifists or hidden terrorist threa

You're happy getting the living daylights beaten out of you? I didn't know you were a masochist.

No, that is not it at all, you just don't get it. Godly women know their place in the home AND the church. Men regularly receive revelation from God and women depend on their men for guidance. When the women folk get out of line, a man's job (and Godly responsibility) is to get her back in line with a swift kick to the seat of the pants or quick jab to the eye. You just and your queer husband just don't understand the "right way to do things".

See 1 Timothy 2.12: But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

This should clear up any misconceptions for you nicely and I should have no need to further correct you.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Then how do you explain Democrats? You can't, not unless you take demons into account. Case closed.

(And please keep your nose out of my happy personal life and my loving marriage!)

You're happy getting the living daylights beaten out of you? I didn't know you were a masochist.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I've had all I can take and feel I must speak out on this:

Dances, please implore Pastor to give you a more attractive avatar than the scabies mite you are currently using.


Scabies mite


Dances Without Joy

It might help you to feel better about yourself

My avatar is not a scabies mite, it's a dancing Shiva, and I'm quite happy with it, and with myself.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Quakers: Oatmeal munching pacifists or hidden terrorist threa

So why don't you start? I am sure you wiccans love eating "magical plants"... Suggestions: Mandrake, tobacco, more than a kilo of marijuana, or whatever, or better yet, why don't you go lick this

I prefer to eat nutritious foods, but if you want to jhave a nice mandrake salad with poison frog dressing, bon appetit!