[Bobby-Joe]

Re: factions of christianity from an aethesit point of view

Actually he's a beaner, which is basically the same symptoms. MS 13 is a reference to what the FBI is calling the most dangerous gang in the US. We have a real tough guy here. I guess the "breaking somebody's legs" gig is slow.

Yes, I recognized the gang name, that's Landover doesn't have Salvadorians our staff. Why that have it in for us is beyond me, I've heard nothing about them becoming some kind of Catholic anti-Christian death squad.

[Deaner]

Re: factions of christianity from an aethesit point of view

Friend,

You seem angry. Maybe we can help? Did you lose control of a demon you summoned?

Actually he's a beaner, which is basically the same symptoms. MS 13 is a reference to what the FBI is calling the most dangerous gang in the US. We have a real tough guy here. I guess the "breaking somebody's legs" gig is slow.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: factions of christianity from an aethesit point of view

MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS YOU ARE ALL cooterS AND TO BE HONES I TOTALLY AGREE WITH HER, SUCK MY BALLS YOU STUPID PERIOD STAINS, ENJOY GETTING YOUR ASSES KICKED BY MS 13 AND ENJOY YOU ECONOMIC DECLINE, ILL LOOK DOWN ON YOU FROM TIME TO TIME.

Friend,

You seem angry. Maybe we can help? Did you lose control of a demon you summoned? That happens to atheists from time to time I've heard.

[Mad European]

Re: factions of christianity from an aethesit point of view

MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS YOU ARE ALL ***** AND TO BE HONES I TOTALLY AGREE WITH HER, SUC* MY *****YOU STUPID PERIOD STAINS, ENJOY GETTING YOUR ASSES KICKED BY MS 13 AND ENJOY YOU ECONOMIC DECLINE, ILL LOOK DOWN ON YOU FROM TIME TO TIME.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: factions of christianity from an aethesit point of view

The Christian Bible is a marvelous revelation. Just think about this!

God's People circumcised their male children. God, knowing everything, could have told His people to sterilize their circumcision knives before performing the operation. But the Bible contains no mention of that.

The Lord God is so clever that everything He revealed in the Old Testament is perfectly consistent with a God who is Himself no more scientifically sophisticated than a bronze-age goat herd!

Similarly, with inspiration from His omniscient Father Jesus could have revealed to the disease-ridden masses in the Holy Land the way to make contaminated water safe to drink by simply boiling it. But He didn't.

Jesus, despite his eternal and all-knowing Father, passed himself off perfectly as an ignorant carpenter -- versed in proto-Christian theological niceties, but without a clue about microbiology, disease theory, anesthesiology, dentistry, or other advanced concepts that would have been a Godsend to the people around him.

Thus we see God's divine wisdom at work. Praise His mercy and wisdom! Hallelujah!

~~ OEJ

[Deaner]

Re: factions of christianity from an aethesit point of view

clearly you havnt even read your own bible.

We've read it and it's quite clear; God hates retards and gimps...

Leviticus 21: 17-19

17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.

18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, 20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

[Heroine]

Re: factions of christianity from an aethesit point of view

Well you see, these people aren't true Christians, they think they are but they aren't. They're actually a radical cult who think by mocking everyone who doesn't follow their specific rules they will go to Heaven simply. Their profiles generally state they work selflessly, I bet they give dick all to Charity and have decent incomes and houses and they spend the majority of it on THEMSELVES, not very selfless is it? Further more, Jesus was Arab, whom you all hate? You can deny that fact but it makes no sense in any sense of religion of the son of god randomly being White in Israel.

- H

[Mad European]

Re: factions of christianity from an aethesit point of view

Thankyou ezekiel, if only someone could have said that at the begining rather than having to insult me and belittle me for having dyslexia, i think some of your church members are not very christian, and i have had enough of being insulted. i was only asking about your faith but you decide to mock me. i tried to be as open minded as possible, and understading of your faith, but you still insult me. enjoy being under rule of a democratic president for the next 4 years, hopefully it will open your minds a bit. thankyou for your time and goodbye, this was the last place i expected to be insulted for my condition. probably because you are not real christians, jesus never mocked diisabled people, he embraced them and healed them, so what makes you think christianity should be against "retards" is beyond me, clearly you havnt even read your own bible.

[Mad European]

Re: factions of christianity from an aethesit point of view

why are you mocking my dyslexia? its not a sin, according to christianity god loves me no matter what i am, as we are all his children, and heroine is correct to an extent, as i was taught that god will forgive you for all your sins, so long as you forgive everybody elses. If god really didnt like me and wanted me to go to hell for having dyslexia, then why would he create me?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: factions of christianity from an aethesit point of view

Yes i am from England, but thats no reason to start calling me retarded. As it happens i do have some mental health problems, so i rather resent the term "retarded". I apoligise for any spelling mistakes i make, i suffer from dyslexia, so i cant really help it.

Me being an atheist does not necessarily believe i hate Jesus, i just am undecided about my views on Christianity, with everybody saying they have the one true interpretation of the bible it is difficult for me to decide, what in particular makes your faith the correct one?

Paul’s letter to the Corinthians
1Co:1:9: God is faithful, by whom ye were called unto the fellowship of his Son Jesus Christ our Lord.
1Co:1:10: Now I beseech you, brethren, by the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye all speak the same thing, and that there be no divisions among you; but that ye be perfectly joined together in the same mind and in the same judgment.
1Co:1:11: For it hath been declared unto me of you, my brethren, by them which are of the house of Chloe, that there are contentions among you.
[…]
1Co:1:30: But of him are ye in Christ Jesus, who of God is made unto us wisdom, and righteousness, and sanctification, and redemption:
1Co:1:31: That, according as it is written, He that glorieth, let him glory in the Lord.

Paul says that he thinks there might be divisions in the Church. He ends by saying "Follow the Bible"

We at Landover follow the Bible. If there is any problem, it isn't ours. Everyone else has got it wrong - they are not following the Bible. God's Word is constant and unchanging. We likewise are constant and unchanging.

Now that we've answered your questions and given sound advice, you can clear off.

[Wide-Open]

Re: factions of christianity from an aethesit point of view

he who is with Sin is going to Heaven.

Sometimes people who think they are religious turn out to be utter tards. Oh nooz, wait, you are dyslexic?

Sure! Let's Sin! We go to heaven anyway.

Did your guided tour tard bus, on its way to sell you matrasses, accidently had Wi-Fi or something?

End times, nuff' said.

[Deaner]

Re: factions of christianity from an aethesit point of view

I am currently 18, and yes i do stutter, i do not use it as a cloak to hide behind, it makes me individual and i see it as a challenge to voercome everyday life. i do not see what i have done to offend people here, and i do not see why i need to be insulted for me simply enquiring about your religion. If i have offended you i am incredibly sorry, i am simply just being iquistitive.

Ok listen, maybe I was a little too harsh. If you want you and I can say a prayer together. If I pick a nice simple one do you think you can do it without sputtering all over everybody?

[Heroine]

Re: factions of christianity from an aethesit point of view

I wouldn't waste your time with these Jew hating fascists, apparently only people who follow this particular denomination are going to Heaven, whereas Protestants and Catholics believe he who is with Sin is going to Heaven. Seems a tad exclusive that only a few thousand people of BILLIONS are going to Heaven. And your list of fake religions is crap

[Mad European]

Re: factions of christianity from an aethesit point of view

I am currently 18, and yes i do stutter, i do not use it as a cloak to hide behind, it makes me individual and i see it as a challenge to voercome everyday life. i do not see what i have done to offend people here, and i do not see why i need to be insulted for me simply enquiring about your religion. If i have offended you i am incredibly sorry, i am simply just being iquistitive.

[Wide-Open]

Re: factions of christianity from an aethesit point of view

Mr. Maduro, friend, how old are you?

Have you named yourself after Madurodam?