[Kerplunki Zerplopski]

Re: Hey! I'm behind quota here, can you direct me to some $inners

Probably forgot to take his meds. We have a lot of those around here.

yeah, they all have lots of weird green dots next to their name.

[Sommanol Beatmeup]

Re: Hey! I'm behind quota here, can you direct me to some $inners

Probably forgot to take his meds. We have a lot of those around here.

I don't need meds, you guys do..
an angel comming for me xD
That's one of the funniest things I've heard on this forum.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Hey! I'm behind quota here, can you direct me to some $inners

Probably forgot to take his meds. We have a lot of those around here.

[SUV]

Re: Hey! I'm behind quota here, can you direct me to some $inners

BEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

(He only thinks he's the devil - he's really awful sweet)

[Sommanol Beatmeup]

Re: Hey! I'm behind quota here, can you direct me to some $inners

I'd be worried about whether you're on that list or not. Right now Jesus could have lost patience with you Sammael and a warrior angel is creeping up behind you to snap your neck like a twig in His name! GLORY! If that happens it will be too late for you to repent and will hell and Satan will have you down on your knees like Hillary Clinton with an Pakistani fashion model.

Turn before you burn Sammael!

What could Jesus do to me??
What you guy's don't know is that I am a warrior angel also. Believe me, when that angel only tries to breath in my neck, I will please Satan with it..

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hey! I'm behind quota here, can you direct me to some $inners

When you do so, can you tell them to give Satan my regards?

I'd be worried about whether you're on that list or not. Right now Jesus could have lost patience with you Sammael and a warrior angel is creeping up behind you to snap your neck like a twig in His name! GLORY! If that happens it will be too late for you to repent and will hell and Satan will have you down on your knees like Hillary Clinton with an Pakistani fashion model.

Turn before you burn Sammael!

[Sommanol Beatmeup]

Re: Hey! I'm behind quota here, can you direct me to some $inners

I'll be sending plenty back to Hell on the next "vacation" I take.

When you do so, can you tell them to give Satan my regards?

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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Ugh, I thought I smelled sulfer...

It seems like every time I turn around this joker shows up. I don't know what you're trying to trick me into to giving away but it won't work so back off!

Sorry, I always get riled up when satan comes around.

Don't worry about losing your sinners, I'll be sending plenty back to Hell on the next "vacation" I take.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That is a great question and I cannot answer because my knowledge is limited and I am merely a feabel minded woman.

All's I'm gunna say is that it is a DISGUSTING ABOMINATION either way.

Let me see if I can direct a Pastor to this thread.

That's because it's a trick question, sister Thumper. As always, satan is trying to deceive you because you are an empty-headed female, easily susceptible to demonic double-talk.

The answer is: #1.

A sodomite who goes on to perform further sins is still a sodomite. You cannot be more damned than that. And in this country (God's favorite) we do not allow queers to "get married" any more than a guy could marry his pickup truck.

So there is no such thing as a queer who tries to get married or get divorced. That's just comical, there.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hey! I'm behind quota here, can you direct me to some $inners

Okay I need a little help here, who should be punished more?
Gays?
Gays that marry?
Gays that want a Divorce?

That is a great question and I cannot answer because my knowledge is limited and I am merely a feabel minded woman.

All's I'm gunna say is that it is a DISGUSTING ABOMINATION either way.

Let me see if I can direct a Pastor to this thread.

[~Satan~]

Re: Hey! I'm behind quota here, can you direct me to some $inners

Okay I need a little help here, who should be punished more?
Gays?
Gays that marry?
Gays that want a Divorce?

[~Satan~]

Re: Hey! I'm behind quota here, can you direct me to some $inners

Well at least you didn't say get thee behind me! I get that from the Homers all the time.

[~Satan~]

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You would think so, I'm hopeing for an influx following the election, Well that and the Pagan celebration of Belthane. All that sexual debauchery is always a good one to get God busy smiting $inners!

I tell ya, it ain't easy being sleazy! Come on down and see me sometime.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hey! I'm behind quota here, can you direct me to some $inners

That's not the gates of hell. That's the Metro station nearest to where Pope Maledict is going to say Mass.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hey! I'm behind quota here, can you direct me to some $inners

Somebody left the gates of HELL open and a good half of my sinners got out

I would think this primary season would have given you a truck load of souls with the number of people who registered Democratic. Maybe you should get your meat puppet Richard Dawkins to write another book if the action is too slow for you.