Stephen Law is the ANTICHRIST!

[Matthew Hopkins]

My Dear Brethren,

In anticipation of my forthcoming nuptials, I started thinking about what sort of sons Felicity and I would procreate.

And I did a terrible thing. I used google.

It's a while since I had children, so I wanted to read up on the current thinking as to how a mother should raise her husband's children.

I came across this atheist pervert:

I'm talking about "Dr." Stephen Law.

Apparently, his so-called "doctorate" came from "Cambridge, England". The only place in Cambridge MA that I know of to give out "doctorates" is Harvard, USA.

He argues that children should learn to question God's Holy Bible! His silken tones are enough to drive any True Christian™ crazy-mad with worry.

I pray that Pastor Ezekiel will call down a righteous prayer of exorcism against this godless imbecile, that he may be blessed in Christ's glory, receiving His presence with his hitherto godless mouth opened in praise to Jesus.

YBIC

[Consuela]

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One of my co-workers gave me a book by this man. It is called "Believing Bullshit". It was a disgusting book, he is an ungodly man. I do not like this man.

And the same woman who lended me the book, she also told me that he rapes seals. I have never heard of that crime. I think it is horrible.

Consuela

[Matthew Hopkins]

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You would do better to read the Bible, missy.

"Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion."

If this sinner makes love to seals, then he is breaking one of God's laws.

YBIC

[Stephen Law]

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I am disturbed by the thought that I might be the anti-Christ. It would explain a great deal.

Is there any way I can tell for sure whether I am the anti-Christ? If I am, is salvation an option?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I am disturbed by the thought that I might be the anti-Christ. It would explain a great deal.

Is there any way I can tell for sure whether I am the anti-Christ? If I am, is salvation an option?

Hello "Dr." Law. Can you list some of the things that being an anti-Christ might "explain a great deal" in your life? I am truly interested.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Stephen Law]

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When I approach a Church I feel faint.

[Stephen Law]

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Also, on Xmas day while watching Carols from Kings, it felt like my head was spinning round like that girl's in The Exorcist.

And sometimes my puke is green.

[Redeemed Papist]

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This is fascinating. We finally get to see what happens when a fool is confronted for the first time with the truth of Christ. I wonder if the first step in this will be admitting to us that he's just here to troll us and all is not as it seems, followed by a nakedly transparent attempt to lead us up the garden path with a fake identity before busting us as gullible people who fell for his cunning ruse.

Watch as the plot unfolds. Prepare to be underwhelmed with the antics of those who would amateurishly attempt to mock God in His own back yard.

[Matthew Hopkins]

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This evil sinner needs to be led to Jesus. Tell me, Dr. Law, are you not terrified of the hell fire that awaits you? Is there no small chink in your atheistic armour, where the love of Jesus could penetrate you?

I am on my knees praying for your redemption, I ask God that you will accept His loving embrace.

Why is it wrong, in your view, to tell children Biblical truth in school? We believe that so-called critical thinking is little more than devil worship. I am sure you agree in your heart!

YBIC

[Zechariah Smyth]

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When I approach a Church I feel faint.

Like you're about to FAINT? Seriously?



This has little to do with your suspected anti-Christ-ness but a LOT to do with your immediate salvation.

(1 Corinthians 6:9-10) "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God."

Also, on Xmas day while watching Carols from Kings, it felt like my head was spinning round like that girl's in The Exorcist.

And sometimes my puke is green.

Again you associate your actions with those of a little girl. Do you have something you want to say?

YiC,

Zech

[Redeemed Papist]

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A man about to faint? Sounds like a sissy queerboy to me!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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A man about to faint? Sounds like a sissy queerboy to me!

Yup.

Total fag.

And Amos 3:3 springs to mind...

(Amos 3:3) "Can two walk together, except they be agreed"

[Matthew Hopkins]

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His desire to corrupt children's brains with so-called thinking skills is a sin against the Holy Ghost. There is no going back from that!

Imagine teaching your child to question the veracity of God's Holy word! What sort of world would we live in if children grew up knowing how to analyse evidence?

Brethren, I fear this man.

YBIC

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I don't understand philosophers. What's the point? The bible provides the answers.

The only decent line of Philoospophy inevitably becomes teleological and that (by definition) ends with God.

All that time spent in smokey pubs navel gazing. What a waste of prayer.

YIC

[Matthew Hopkins]

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How true, Brother, praise Him!

What has philosophy ever done for us? That's what I want to know.

YBIC