[Crazy Cat Lady]

Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

I do beg your pardon Pastor sir but I do indeed have 230 kitties. Would you like to visit and see them? They do take ever so kindly to visitors. One would think they weren't happy with just me taking care of them . But that couldn't be true, it just couldn't!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

I do beg your pardon Pastor sir but I do indeed have 230 kitties. Would you like to visit and see them? They do take ever so kindly to visitors. One would think they weren't happy with just me taking care of them . But that couldn't be true, it just couldn't!

A word to the wise ma'am; I wouldn't be talking too much about how many cats you have. There is an unspeakably depraved devil worshiper named Rachael VanHellbound who haunts this godly forum quite frequently. She sacrifices cats to satan by the bucketful, and even drinks their blood when Christian babies can't be found.

We all are praying hard to have Jesus send her to hell just as soon as possible. Better steer clear dear. Clear?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

So many cats! Just beware that cats often lead to witchcraft and we already have an infestation of witches here at Landover... People like Rachael pop out of the woods every so often, babbling about "love" and "peace". A rifle shot or two in the right direction, however, and they take off like a whipped pup. I suggest that you trade in those demon-filled pussies and get dogs. It is a scientifical fact that satan is scared of dogs, so they will help prevent needless temptations!

[Crazy Cat Lady]

Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

A word to the wise ma'am; I wouldn't be talking too much about how many cats you have. There is an unspeakably depraved devil worshiper named Rachael VanHellbound who haunts this godly forum quite frequently. She sacrifices cats to satan by the bucketful, and even drinks their blood when Christian babies can't be found.

We all are praying hard to have Jesus send her to hell just as soon as possible. Better steer clear dear. Clear?

Really? I thought the horrible woman seemed to care about cats.....but I will trust that you, Pastor Ezekiel, are a learned man in these matters so I will trust your opinion.
Don't worry, I'll make sure that dreadful girl never comes anywhere near my precious kitties. Thankyou for warning me!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

Cat Lady, don't listen to that meanie Zeke. I would never harm a cat.
Zeke's the one who eats them, just because the book you all follow doesn't say NOT to eat them.
Trust me, your cats would be safer with me than him!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Cat Lady, don't listen to that meanie Zeke.

Stifle yourself Van Hellspring! You don't know bupkis about cats and GODLY Pastor Ezekiel does!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

Cats are good for two things: cat tamales or a witch's familiar. Which means they are only good for one thing.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

Stifle yourself Van Hellspring! You don't know bupkis about cats and GODLY Pastor Ezekiel does!

He knows how best to serve them with a tangy white wine sauce, I'll grant.

Cats are good for two things: cat tamales or a witch's familiar. Which means they are only good for one thing.

Case in point!

Thus proving my point of however hellbound you believe me to be, at least I'd return Cat Lady's cats to her......alive....not in neat little trays with a 'USDA' sticker.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

Really? I thought the horrible woman seemed to care about cats.....but I will trust that you, Pastor Ezekiel, are a learned man in these matters so I will trust your opinion.
Don't worry, I'll make sure that dreadful girl never comes anywhere near my precious kitties. Thankyou for warning me!

You should talk to our dear challenged Sister Petal. She is very good with baptizing little kitties. She even has a special toy steam locomotive for them afterwards.

Playboy bunnies aren't a religion, they are....racy models for the magazines you most likely have stashed under you mattress.

Pastor Zeke has no racy magazines under his mattress. He has us do a security sweep of his bedroom everyday for assassins.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

You should talk to our dear challenged Sister Petal. She is very good with baptizing little kitties. She even has a special toy steam locomotive for them afterwards.

I should dearly love to see video of Sister Petal baptizing all the kitties. I'd play it over and over again, maybe in slow-motion, and even send copies to all the heathens in Salem . . . Who knows how many could be converted by watching Petal blessing two hundred and thirty wet pussies?! Lordy, that'd be a sight to see!

Pastor Zeke has no racy magazines under his mattress. He has us do a security sweep of his bedroom everyday for assassins.

I believe she meant RACING magazines. Is not Pastor Zeke a fan of the NASCAR?

[Crazy Cat Lady]

Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

You should talk to our dear challenged Sister Petal. She is very good with baptizing little kitties. She even has a special toy steam locomotive for them afterwards.

Yes, I've noticed Sister Petal is wonderful with kitties. Someone to truly aspire to. Thankyou for your kind words and advice, Brother Bobby Joe, bless you, Amen!

Stifle yourself Van Hellspring! You don't know bupkis about cats and GODLY Pastor Ezekiel does!

Oh dear, heavens to besty. Here this Hellsing woman claims to care about kitties, and says that Pastor Zeke eats them....yet the Godly Pastor says that witch would more likely sacrifice my kitties, and the Godly Pastor Al seems to agree with him.
In which case, I surely will listen to the Godly pastors, for it is not the place of a humble christian woman to listen to a demon-worshipping witch instead of Godly pastors who are commanded by God to speak only the truth, Amen!

I'm sorry, Mrs Helsing, but I couldn't trust you with my precious kitties. You'd blacken their souls and send them to hell.

[Petal]

Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

I'm sorry, Mrs Helsing, but I couldn't trust you with my precious kitties. You'd blacken their souls and send them to hell.

that be true . even tho Mrs.Hellsinger sinseer when she say she lurve kittys, she belong to Mr.Satan cuz she gots a pagan soul it look like a bunny but it not so fluffy

her inner soul-bunny be the stuff of nitemares, Miss.CCL!

[Crazy Cat Lady]

Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

that be true . even tho Mrs.Hellsinger sinseer when she say she lurve kittys, she belong to Mr.Satan cuz she gots a pagan soul it look like a bunny but it not so fluffy

Oh no, how utterly scary!! I've heard of these dreadful satan-bunny people with evil bunny souls like the bunny in that dreadful 'Donnie Darko' movie! Such horrible bunnies, oh dear Lord, such FRIGHTFUL BUNNIES!!

her inner soul-bunny be the stuff of nitemares, Miss.CCL!

Such horrible, horrible bunnies!! And to think I was about to entrust my precious kitties to this demon-bunny woman!! Oh thankyou sister Petal, bless you for your wisdom!
Truly, you are wise about these bunny-souled evil people! Don't worry, I'll make sure to keep my kitties away from this witch and all bunny souled evil people..maybe I can find out who they are by seeing how they react to carrots!

[Grant]

Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

LOL now bunnys are satanist?

And please give me a real solid proof of any satanist eating babies. From a credible source. in fact, satanism is completely agaisnt violence to babies and childs, or hurting them anyway. all those things about satanists raping, and eating babies and drinking bloods are legend urbans. Who do this are not real satanists. They are just criminals wanting to find a justification for what they do.

[David Goldman]

Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

LOL now bunnys are satanist?

And please give me a real solid proof of any satanist eating babies. From a credible source. in fact, satanism is completely agaisnt violence to babies and childs, or hurting them anyway. all those things about satanists raping, and eating babies and drinking bloods are legend urbans. Who do this are not real satanists. They are just criminals wanting to find a justification for what they do.

You went gravedigging just to spam on a two and a half year old thread? Did you even bring anything with you to add to this discussion besides your own pathetic opinion?

I think you are just trolling us, looking for "lolz".