[Logan.W.Steyn]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

64: Has one or more tattoos. Leviticus 19:28 means as much to a Wicca as any other part of God's Word.

What the hell is wrong with having a tattoo

[Basilissa]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

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Actually, that is a good sign for when a Wiccan is happy

According to Jesus, a good wiccan is a dead wiccan:

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

[Logan.W.Steyn]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

It's difficult to believe that this isn't the number one sign that your child is a wretched Wiccan:
58: Always uses the salutation 'blessed be.'

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Actually, that is a good sign for when a Wiccan is happy

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

91. Denies they're a witch, but refuses to swear on a King James Bible that they're not a witch.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

As a professional witch, I must argue with some of the points on here.
Witches do not make animal sacrifices, and I definitely do not enjoy the movie "Twilight" on any level. And being gay has nothing to do with being a wiccan. I personally cheered on Dorothy in "the wizard of oz" for defeating someone who was not using her Gift properly. And my coven has never harmed any child. It's true that we light candles for religious reason, and that we cannot drown. It is also true that some spells require brimstone, which would explain the smell. Harry Potter is just an awesome book. I actually prefer ice cream over gelato, but that still has nothing to do with being a witch. Halloween is a holiday that also has no religious affiliations.

Greetings JennyDarling. It is not my intention to seem like a dangerous Black man but Jah has given instructions regarding witches. You should look and see what it says. It is in Exodus 22:18. On my home island which is Jamaica we usually burn witches. No one wants to get close so we throw bottles of gasoline at them or sometimes just at their house when they are asleep.


PS- I also like ice cream. What is your favorite kind?

[Basilissa]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

As a professional witch, I must argue with some of the points on here.
Witches do not make animal sacrifices,

Then you're not a real witch, just a pathetic new age wannabe.

and I definitely do not enjoy the movie "Twilight" on any level. And being gay has nothing to do with being a wiccan. I personally cheered on Dorothy in "the wizard of oz" for defeating someone who was not using her Gift properly. And my coven has never harmed any child.

...Yet.

It's true that we light candles for religious reason, and that we cannot drown.

Then please do all of us a favor and jump into some deep lake.

It is also true that some spells require brimstone, which would explain the smell. Harry Potter is just an awesome book. I actually prefer ice cream over gelato, but that still has nothing to do with being a witch. Halloween is a holiday that also has no religious affiliations.

Srsly?

[JennyDarling]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

As a professional witch, I must argue with some of the points on here.
Witches do not make animal sacrifices, and I definitely do not enjoy the movie "Twilight" on any level. And being gay has nothing to do with being a wiccan. I personally cheered on Dorothy in "the wizard of oz" for defeating someone who was not using her Gift properly. And my coven has never harmed any child. It's true that we light candles for religious reason, and that we cannot drown. It is also true that some spells require brimstone, which would explain the smell. Harry Potter is just an awesome book. I actually prefer ice cream over gelato, but that still has nothing to do with being a witch. Halloween is a holiday that also has no religious affiliations.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

81. Refers to the Harry Potter book as a "handbook".

82. Read 50 Shades of Grey and has since bought every inch of rope in the hardware store to emulate the kidnapping, torture, and fornication found on its pages.

83. Is Elizabeth Warren.

84. The only Bible study she has ever done is studying how to pick one up without bursting into flame.

85. Owns earmuffs.

86. Refuses to open carry.

87. Uses too much perfume, likely to cover up the stench of decay.

88. Doesn't keep a bucket of water by the door to toss on Jehovah's Witlesses.

89. Has bleeding gums after brushing teeth, likely as a result of demons using the mouth for foul words and actions.

90. Thinks you can talk while not being able to breathe.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

I'm not clear why trees and cats should be hated.

Please go to the Introduction sub forum and tell us about your walk with Christ.

YIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

I'm not clear why trees and cats should be hated.

Dear addled friend. While you are not a Christian, it is also fair to understand your limited capacity for knowledge. I'll pray for you.

Trees deposit leaves, which have to picked up. Trees fall on houses, which cause damage, often late at night, during storms. Sap drips off them and ruins the paint on cars. They block balloon satellite reception.

Cats smell. They do the work of Satan. They smother babies.

[Maya Libretti]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

I'm not clear why trees and cats should be hated.

[Des]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

It is a very reasonable hypothesis, Mr. Des. I've read about many religions and I've never heard of a god stalking a person in the way Jimjams desribes it. However, a dog would fit that description perfectly!

We True Christians™are nothing if not reasonable.

[Dolores de Barriga]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

I suspect the poor thing is dyslexic as well as suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome. From her description of 'Horus', it seems a puppy has started following her around. Being dyslexic, she spells dog as god.

It is a very reasonable hypothesis, Mr. Des. I've read about many religions and I've never heard of a god stalking a person in the way Jimjams desribes it. However, a dog would fit that description perfectly!

[Des]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

Hello again, Jimjams. Do you even know what Wicca is? I'm asking because Egyptian mythology is not part of the Wicca religion.

Whichever religion you do decide to follow, it will be useful to familiarize yourself with its teaching, just to know what you are getting into.

I suspect the poor thing is dyslexic as well as suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome. From her description of 'Horus', it seems a puppy has started following her around. Being dyslexic, she spells dog as god.

[Dolores de Barriga]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

No he is not. He fallows me and loves me he chose me. My god is good and true and protects me. He fallows me where ever I go I can feel the warmth of his loving embrace.

Hello again, Jimjams. Do you even know what Wicca is? I'm asking because Egyptian mythology is not part of the Wicca religion.

Whichever religion you do decide to follow, it will be useful to familiarize yourself with its teaching, just to know what you are getting into.