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  • #271
    Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

    Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
    Don't worry. In the 21st century, we have blogs. If people want to take the piss out of Jesus, it can be posted in many places where you and the DOF have no reach!

    *uploads to hell (AKA MySpace)*
    Zeke. You're aware that they can still get to you, right? -.o
    They can find ways to tick you off through blogs, other forums, other members, etc,.

    Fair warning, watch out for those kinds of things that sound like something Shallow or Karma would say.

    It happened with a few people on another forum. Horrible mess, the forum closed down.
    I like tacos.
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    • #272
      Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

      yes myspace is a wonderful thing. and you pastor ezekial need to shhh also. u beat ur wife and that is not cool. u should be jailed and if i knew u i would tell the police what u are doing. no one in their right mind would allow u to beat ur wife even if u are doing it "under God's will" thats a load of BS. now i am going to do everything in my effort to get this website banned from ever being used again. have a nice night!!!

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      • #273
        Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

        Originally posted by the_awesome_1 View Post
        yes myspace is a wonderful thing. and you pastor ezekial need to shhh also. u beat ur wife and that is not cool. u should be jailed and if i knew u i would tell the police what u are doing. no one in their right mind would allow u to beat ur wife even if u are doing it "under God's will" thats a load of BS. now i am going to do everything in my effort to get this website banned from ever being used again. have a nice night!!!
        You really are that clueless... Aren't you...

        Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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        • #274
          Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

          Originally posted by another_retarded_1 View Post
          yes myspace is a wonderful thing. and you pastor ezekial need to shhh also. u beat ur wife and that is not cool. u should be jailed and if i knew u i would tell the police what u are doing. no one in their right mind would allow u to beat ur wife even if u are doing it "under God's will" thats a load of BS. now i am going to do everything in my effort to get this website banned from ever being used again. have a nice night!!!
          Boy you have be confused with some other Pastor Ezekiel. I am not married, so I have no wife to beat.

          Feel free to try and get our Godly forum shut down. Many have tried to persecute us in the past, and many will in the future. so says the Holy Bible.

          Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
          5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
          5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #275
            Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Boy you have be confused with some other Pastor Ezekiel. I am not married, so I have no wife to beat.

            Feel free to try and get our Godly forum shut down. Many have tried to persecute us in the past, and many will in the future. so says the Holy Bible.

            Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
            5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
            5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
            Ezekiel. You bore me with those three quotes. Can't you find anything else?
            I like tacos.
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            • #276
              Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

              Originally posted by the_awesome_1 View Post
              yes myspace is a wonderful thing. and you pastor ezekial need to shhh also. u beat ur wife and that is not cool. u should be jailed and if i knew u i would tell the police what u are doing. no one in their right mind would allow u to beat ur wife even if u are doing it "under God's will" thats a load of BS. now i am going to do everything in my effort to get this website banned from ever being used again. have a nice night!!!
              Does you think this be the first time a ignant person have come in here makin' threats? Our Church be protected by the Godly President George W. Bush hisself, so good luck on that!
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              "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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              • #277
                Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
                You really are that clueless... Aren't you...

                why are u calling me clueless?!?!

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                • #278
                  Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                  Originally posted by Karmic Retribution View Post
                  Actually, you could be a nice little Christian and completely ignore our religions.
                  No. No, we couldn't. I don't know what kind of cruel, vicious lack of feeling you have towards your fellow humans, but as a Godly True Christian™, I love my fellow children of God. Could you live with yourself if you knew someone you loved was going to be tortured forever, and you did nothing to try and stop it?
                  Originally posted by the_awesome_1 View Post
                  sister mary maria....i am not judging you i just disagree with everything that comes out of your mouth. i am allowed to do that am i not?
                  Not really, no.
                  Originally posted by Karmic Retribution View Post
                  If you can't disagree, then, all these christians are damned.
                  What? Is this emo mafia code or something? It certainly doesn't make any sense at face value.
                  Originally posted by Karmic Retribution View Post
                  John. Learn a quality vocabulary.

                  Just use, "You are not hypocritical of that when you made fun of Sister Mary etc,."
                  When you're correcting other people's use of the English language, at least do it correctly. I don't even think you can be said to be correcting Johnathon there, more wronging him.
                  Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
                  Don't worry. In the 21st century, we have blogs. If people want to take the piss out of Jesus, it can be posted in many places where you and the DOF have no reach!
                  And in the 21st Century, we also have gulags. Have a nice day.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #279
                    Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                    Originally posted by the_awesome_1 View Post
                    why are u calling me clueless?!?!
                    Becuse Myspace Sucks ... ASS
                    Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                    Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                    Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                    Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                    Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                    • #280
                      Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                      Originally posted by the_awesome_1 View Post
                      yes myspace is a wonderful thing. and you pastor ezekial need to shhh also. u beat ur wife and that is not cool. u should be jailed and if i knew u i would tell the police what u are doing. no one in their right mind would allow u to beat ur wife even if u are doing it "under God's will" thats a load of BS.
                      The phone number for the Freehold City Police Department is (515) 282-8105. Give Pastor Zeke your best shot kiddo but I suspect Pastor Zeke having a wife will be news to them.

                      Originally posted by the_awesome_1 View Post
                      now i am going to do everything in my effort to get this website banned from ever being used again. have a nice night!!!
                      If you really think you can mess with the Landover servers just try it. We have them in a salt mine in an undisclosed location in the Mid West and they are guaranteed to run threw the Rapture.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • #281
                        Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        The phone number for the Freehold City Police Department is (515) 282-8105. Give Pastor Zeke your best shot kiddo but I suspect Pastor Zeke having a wife will be news to them.



                        If you really think you can mess with the Landover servers just try it. We have them in a salt mine in an undisclosed location in the Mid West and they are guaranteed to run threw the Rapture.
                        Homophones, kip.


                        The kid who wants to call the feds on Zeke is mentally challenged, give him a bit of a break.

                        And uh. Yeah. Salt mines are easy to find now that you know a general location. All they need to do is a sweep to get to them. Too bad they're not really in a salt mine, eh?
                        I like tacos.
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                        • #282
                          Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                          Originally posted by Window-Lickky View Post
                          Homophones, kip.
                          You keep on using words like that arround here we're going to be messing with more than just you name.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                          • #283
                            Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            You keep on using words like that around here we're going to be messing with more than just you name.
                            Homophone: Words that are spelled differently yet pronounced the same.
                            Also referred to as Homonym.

                            Not everything with "Homo" in it means gay.

                            In fact, you're a Homosapien. Which is a human being.









                            ~Karmic Laws~
                            I like tacos.
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                            • #284
                              Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                              Originally posted by Window-Lickky View Post
                              Homophone: Words that are spelled differently yet pronounced the same.
                              Also referred to as Homonym.

                              Not everything with "Homo" in it means gay.

                              In fact, you're a Homo sapien. Which is a human being
                              You forgot the space.

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                              • #285
                                Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                                Originally posted by WorthyOne View Post
                                You forgot the space.

                                Well excuse me Mr.Ms.Mrs. Perfection.
                                I like tacos.
                                105!

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