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  • #316
    Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

    Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
    Ok.... I know I got it now.... Thank you, Joo!
    It's what I do.

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    • #317
      Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

      Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
      Let me put it this way: If you saw a picture of someone who used shotgun mouth wash, you'd likely never be the same again...
      Originally posted by Joo View Post
      I'd show you a picture, but then again I wouldn't at the same time for obvious reasons.
      Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
      Ok.... I know I got it now.... Thank you, Joo!
      Originally posted by Joo View Post
      It's what I do.
      And I know 3 sissy boys who are about to get the boot for posting mindless nonsense and wasting bandwidth in our Godly forum.

      Not one of you has hit the Paypal button yet. Jesus needs a new pair of shoes, girls.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #318
        Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        And I know 3 sissy boys who are about to get the boot for posting mindless nonsense and wasting bandwidth in our Godly forum.
        You know, I swear you've threatened me with this before. Yet not once have I been seeing the ban hammer fly towards my head. Strange...
        Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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        • #319
          Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

          Pastor Zeke, hon, I cannot seeing as I am AncientFire and have no money right now!

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          • #320
            Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            And I know 3 sissy boys who are about to get the boot for posting mindless nonsense and wasting bandwidth in our Godly forum.

            Not one of you has hit the Paypal button yet. Jesus needs a new pair of shoes, girls.
            Can't Jesus just ask Daddy to create him a pair of shoes? I mean if he can create existence I think he can handle a task like that...

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            • #321
              Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

              Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
              You know, I swear you've threatened me with this before. Yet not once have I been seeing the ban hammer fly towards my head. Strange...
              Oh, you won't see it coming. Kinda like when Jesus drop kicks your vile ass down into the lake of fire.

              Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
              Pastor Zeke, hon, I cannot seeing as I am AncientFire and have no money right now!
              As has been pointed out to you before, Jesus expects the poor to tithe EVERYTHING. Sell it all and send it in!

              Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

              Originally posted by Joo View Post
              Can't Jesus just ask Daddy to create him a pair of shoes? I mean if he can create existence I think he can handle a task like that...
              Yes, God can do anything, and He does reward us for our faith. 2 Samuel 22:21

              But it is expensive to maintain this Godly board, and to spread the good news about Jesus all over the world, the way we do. Don't try and rob God, joo boy.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #322
                Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                But it is expensive to maintain this Godly board, and to spread the good news about Jesus all over the world, the way we do. Don't try and rob God, joo boy.
                Ah so it isn't because Jesus needs a new pair of shoes, its because you guys need to cover web hosting fees.

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                • #323
                  Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Oh, you won't see it coming. Kinda like when Jesus drop kicks your vile ass down into the lake of fire.
                  Really? I would've thought death would've been kinda. Well, you know. Noticeable.
                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  But it is expensive to maintain this Godly board, and to spread the good news about Jesus all over the world, the way we do. Don't try and rob God, joo boy.
                  That's not too surprising, since vBulletin does cost like $160, last time I checked.
                  Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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                  • #324
                    Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                    Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
                    That does not mean that a woman can do almost everything a man can.
                    Once again, I find myself thinking of the whole "president" thing.
                    Originally posted by the_awesome_1 View Post
                    i haye how you talk of women. they are beautiful creatures and deserve to be treated as equals.
                    In what way is this a beautiful creature?
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • #325
                      Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                      This is dumb. all of you are too. If there are no goths/emos on this forum then why would you write this? You're just talking to yourselves.

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                      • #326
                        Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                        Sweetheart, there are plenty of goths here. Not sure about emos.... I'm sorry goths and emos shouldn't be in the same catagory. We are totally different people and emos deserve a diffrent catagory. I swore I wouldn't use this analogy but now I have to. Goths and emos are like manitees and speedboats. The more speedboats, the less manitees. More emos, less goths....at least that's how it is here. Emos don't do anything about what goes on about them, most goths do.

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                        • #327
                          Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                          Originally posted by Homophobiaisgay View Post
                          This is dumb.
                          I agree. Your post is dumb.
                          Originally posted by Homophobiaisgay View Post
                          all of you are too.
                          This is coming from the guy who can't even capitalise the first word of his sentences? Not to mention the ironically contradictory username.
                          Originally posted by Homophobiaisgay View Post
                          If there are no goths/emos on this forum then why would you write this?
                          You'd be surprised. After all, anonymous is everywhere. And anonymous is legion.
                          Originally posted by Homophobiaisgay View Post
                          You're just talking to yourselves.
                          No I'm not. The voices talk back to me!
                          Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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                          • #328
                            Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            Once again, I find myself thinking of the whole "president" thing.


                            In what way is this a beautiful creature?
                            She has life. Anything with life is beautiful regardless of aesthetic appearance, which I might remind you is not the same for everyone. While some may not find them attractive like you, and I admit I personally don't either, but that doesn't mean others will think the same.

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                            • #329
                              Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                              Originally posted by Joo View Post
                              She has life. Anything with life is beautiful regardless of aesthetic appearance, which I might remind you is not the same for everyone. While some may not find them attractive like you, and I admit I personally don't either, but that doesn't mean others will think the same.
                              What are you, some kind of pathetic sissy-boy PC liebral? Be honest for once in your life. No one on earth would find that nigress attractive. Anyone who claims otherwise is lying.

                              Jesus hates a liar.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #330
                                Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                What are you, some kind of pathetic sissy-boy PC liebral? Be honest for once in your life. No one on earth would find that nigress attractive. Anyone who claims otherwise is lying.

                                Jesus hates a liar.
                                He hates liars, but he supports cheating on tests? :Hmmm:

                                What is a "PC" Liberal? I haven't heard that term before.

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