[Homertard]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

Yes Pastor, Tool are a rock band.

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

And a very good band with cool music, I might add.

[roserougesang]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

So has you friend took her first lulz at the expense of a Christian yet Rose? It is sad seeing someone that young turned to pure evil but that is the way of the world.

My friend is not at all violent, she is a pacifist. She's not that young either, turning 18 in 2 months.
*sigh* If you think she's evil, I wonder what you think is demonic...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

If you think she's evil, I wonder what you think is demonic...

Well, this for one...

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

With all the sodomites we have to deal with on a regular basis, we know very well what "tops" and "bottoms" are, so don't you think you can slip your homer agenda code past us.

...Words fail me here. Do you know what the word 'cranium' means?

My friend is not at all violent, she is a pacifist. She's not that young either, turning 18 in 2 months.
*sigh* If you think she's evil, I wonder what you think is demonic...

Really? I though she was at least a year or two older than me judging by the picture but I guess I'm actually older by a month or so...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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...Words fail me here. Do you know what the word 'cranium' means?

It sounds like science to me, and science leads to rejecting Jesus and worshipping monkeys. I'd rather go to Heaven, thank you very much.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

And a very good band with cool music, I might add.

...or, on the other hand, you might not add any more tedious rubbish to our forums and shut your mouth instead. I know which one Jesus would prefer.

[Bobby-Joe]

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My friend is not at all violent, she is a pacifist. She's not that young either, turning 18 in 2 months.
*sigh* If you think she's evil, I wonder what you think is demonic...

So wrapping a chain around someone's neck and posting a video of it on the internet “pacifistic”? You see Rose we all know about your Goth’s “lulz”; the ritual strangling, the portable crematoriums for the bodies. The Supreme Council of Goth on that glacier in Iceland. Those four Goth girls told us all about it.

It wasn’t easy, it took us twenty four ours of continuous er praying with those girls last Halloween to get it out of them. I don’t know what the Supreme Goth Council got over you people but they kept on telling us thinks like “are we nuts?” or “are you Christians on drugs?” Finally Jesus was able to get them open their hearts once we had them strapped down to the backboards and the wet towels over their heads.

So now we know all about you Goths. We know about secret U-Tub user “StophurtingmeyouChristianidiotOUCH” were you post a video of your killings so you all can gloat about it.. Once we get the correct password (something like “Uxianssuck”) we will have all the evidence we could ever want of Goth crimes!

[Homertard]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

Oh I forgot to add Brother, read the lyrics to "sober" by Tool.

[roserougesang]

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So wrapping a chain around someone's neck and posting a video of it on the internet “pacifistic”? You see Rose we all know about your Goth’s “lulz”; the ritual strangling, the portable crematoriums for the bodies. The Supreme Council of Goth on that glacier in Iceland. Those four Goth girls told us all about it.

It wasn’t easy, it took us twenty four ours of continuous er praying with those girls last Halloween to get it out of them. I don’t know what the Supreme Goth Council got over you people but they kept on telling us thinks like “are we nuts?” or “are you Christians on drugs?” Finally Jesus was able to get them open their hearts once we had them strapped down to the backboards and the wet towels over their heads.

So now we know all about you Goths. We know about secret U-Tub user “StophurtingmeyouChristianidiotOUCH” were you post a video of your killings so you all can gloat about it.. Once we get the correct password (something like “Uxianssuck”) we will have all the evidence we could ever want of Goth crimes!

I guess if that's what you define as 'goth', I'm most certainly not a goth (or any related label for that matter).

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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It sounds like science to me, and science leads to rejecting Jesus and worshipping monkeys. I'd rather go to Heaven, thank you very much.

You really don't get out much do you? It means your head. You know the thing that houses your brain? C'mon think. Hard! I know you can figure it out. Your eyes are in it, your mouth and even your ears! Do you get it yet? If you try real hard, maybe it'll come to you.

[Homertard]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

What?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

I guess if that's what you define as 'goth', I'm most certainly not a goth (or any related label for that matter).

Oh you're up to the same thing. Give our Goth Deprogramming Pastors just five days with you and you will find you have done all kind of horrible things as a Goth. That's why Jesus gave us hypnotism and Sodium thiopental, to open up all those repressed memories.

[Homertard]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

So, do you guys hold any grudges against metalhead's, stakers, or pop-punks?

[roserougesang]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

Oh you're up to the same thing. Give our Goth Deprogramming Pastors just five days with you and you will find you have done all kind of horrible things as a Goth. That's why Jesus gave us hypnotism and Sodium thiopental, to open up all those repressed memories.

I haven't actually done anything bad, if I had someone else would surely know.....what goes on at those deprogrammings anyway? Sounds disturbing.. o_O