[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

I have taken the liberty to show you what these Hellbound sinners would look like if they put on some Christian clothes.

MUCH better!

GLORY!

Lve, Sister Thumper

If your avatar is any indicator, YOU certainly don't dress like Ma Ingalls.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

You only seem to show the ugly goths. Most goths are very beautiful, i'll have you know

Most of us goths are NOT ugly, I've just proven that to you

I have taken the liberty to show you what these Hellbound sinners would look like if they put on some Christian clothes.

MUCH better!

GLORY!

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Andrew Shaw]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

The United States Department of Faith.

http://whitehouse.org/dof/index.asp

You do know that the website you linked is .ORG not .GOV so really it doesent matter what you do..plus i dont think that falls under attempted murder more like...opinion you dont agree with? sorry

[Miss Hikari]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

The United States Department of Faith.

http://whitehouse.org/dof/index.asp

....

That's rich. Just plain rich.
Well now I no longer fear your "Department of Faith"
It's not even endorsed by the gov't!
-Hii

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

What exactly is the DOF anyway?

The United States Department of Faith.

http://whitehouse.org/dof/index.asp

[Miss Hikari]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

What exactly is the DOF anyway?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

ALL LIES!! How dare you try to deface our good name! We are OBSESSED with spreading the Good News about JESUS and Eternal Slavation.

When I read this, I feel back in my chair, hitting my delicate noggin on the corner of my bookshelf and temporarily knocing myself unconscious.

I have contacted the DOF and my lawyer about your attempt to murder me. They should be knocking on your door soon!

Upset, Sister Thumper

You seem to fall and hit your head an awful lot. Perhaps you should consider a padded room.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Hii, surely you know by now how obsessed Landovites are with rape, anal sex, sharp objects, animal anatomy, and various combinations thereof.

ALL LIES!! How dare you try to deface our good name! We are OBSESSED with spreading the Good News about JESUS and Eternal Slavation.

When I read this, I feel back in my chair, hitting my delicate noggin on the corner of my bookshelf and temporarily knocing myself unconscious.

I have contacted the DOF and my lawyer about your attempt to murder me. They should be knocking on your door soon!

Upset, Sister Thumper

[Miss Hikari]

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Hii, surely you know by now how obsessed Landovites are with rape, anal sex, sharp objects, animal anatomy, and various combinations thereof.

*faceplant* Doh! You're absolutely right. They accused me of tentacle raping my classmates at school too. Sick people these Landovites are.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

Hmm... I'm pretty sure the majority of the are straight. And I would believe that most women would not want to be tentacle raped. It sounds painful.

Hii, surely you know by now how obsessed Landovites are with rape, anal sex, sharp objects, animal anatomy, and various combinations thereof.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

No wonder all the women in Japan fantasize about being tentacle raped. There isn't a Godly heterosexual man on the whole island other than Landover's poor missionaries!
I need to go pray for their safety now...

Hmm... I'm pretty sure the majority of the are straight. And I would believe that most women would not want to be tentacle raped. It sounds painful.

And darn you AncientFireRisen, all this talk about Visual Kei and J-rock is making me dig up all my CDs and get into it again. I'm gonna slip back into my 14 year old self. Oh well. I need another hobby anyway.

[Andrew Shaw]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

[quote=Sister Mary Maria;75794]

I'm not surprised that their names sound like they are choking on their sin. The dead drummer will be first to learn the end result of such debauchery, but at least the others have a chance to still find Jesus in time.

Have you ever choked on your own sin? How would you know what such a noise sounds like?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

You'll be sorry to hear that many Japanese bands of the 'Visual Kei' kind generally dress quite feminine.

For example, Dir En Grey:

http://www.tokyopop.com/image/79186/article_546_2_large.jpg

Yes, they are all guys.

No wonder all the women in Japan fantasize about being tentacle raped. There isn't a Godly heterosexual man on the whole island other than Landover's poor missionaries!
I need to go pray for their safety now...

[roserougesang]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

You'll be sorry to hear that many Japanese bands of the 'Visual Kei' kind generally dress quite feminine.

For example, Dir En Grey:

http://www.tokyopop.com/image/79186/article_546_2_large.jpg

Yes, they are all guys.

[SinisterPizza]

Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

Simply find a large crowd of Muslims, follow them around for a while, and sooner or later (probably sooner), once of them's bound to explode.

rofl!

So un-"pc", but still so funny