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  • #496
    Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

    Short answer is "who cares".
    That person is clearly ging to Hell for being gay, pierced, over sexed, and draped in a Demonic Burkha-like cloak of evil.
    Pretending you're dead isn't "cool" or "fat". It's stupid and Jesus has killed for less.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • #497
      Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

      I'll have you know that that's Anna Varney Cantodea from the music group Sopor Aeternus.

      To answer the question, Anna is a non-operative transgender. She is biologically male but considers herself female.
      "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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      • #498
        Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

        Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
        What gender is this person? I'll read one section of the Bible if the first pastor who responds can guess correctly.
        I'ts a trick question. That thing isn't even a human.

        Now go read the Old Testament "section" of the Holy Bible.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #499
          Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I'ts a trick question. That thing isn't even a human.

          Now go read the Old Testament "section" of the Holy Bible.
          You got it wrong so I shan't.

          See my previous post for the answer.
          "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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          • #500
            Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

            Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
            I'll have you know that that's Anna Varney Cantodea from the music group Sopor Aeternus.

            To answer the question, Anna is a non-operative transgender. She is biologically male but considers herself female.
            That's a whole lot of words to say "A hell bound piece of trash".
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            • #501
              Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

              Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
              What gender is this person? I'll read one section of the Bible if the first pastor who responds can guess correctly.

              The answer is easy. That is a non-gender, who is VERY unhappy with itself. I predict it will be dead in a few months.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • #502
                Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                I predict it will be dead in a few months.
                Hopefully not, I'm quite fond of the music group she's in, wouldn't be the same if she died. She may be rather mopey by nature, but I strongly doubt that she'd kill herself.
                "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                • #503
                  Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                  Here's another nice picture of Anna Varney:
                  "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                  • #504
                    Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                    What are they? they don't even look like human beings
                    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                    • #505
                      Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                      Anna Varney is 100% human, I assure you. Why do you think she doesn't look human?
                      "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                      • #506
                        Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                        Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                        Anna Varney is 100% human, I assure you. Why do you think she doesn't look human?
                        Oh, I dunno.....maybe because it looks like a wax figure in Madame Tusseau's horror museum.
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • #507
                          Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                          Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                          What are they? they don't even look like human beings
                          That's because they do their best to not look human.
                          WARNING! STRONG IMAGE BELOW. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.
                          (Being used to atrocities from your sinning days though nod, I suppose you're toughened enough to watch.)










                          See any likeness? (I must admit though, vampires seem to have a darker complexion than most goths.)


                          And these goths claim to not be obsessed with death and Vampires..
                          Uh-huh, I suppose that's why you dress as one, act as one, and look like one.
                          Only differnce is probably that I can't imagine a vampire that whines it's victims to death like goths do.
                          Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 09-04-2007, 01:55 AM.
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • #508
                            Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                            Teehee, Nosferatu looks rather silly there.

                            I'm guessing that's from the more recent Nosferatu movie, the black-and-white version from the 1920s (?) is much much better.
                            "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                            • #509
                              Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                              Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                              Teehee, Nosferatu looks rather silly there.

                              I'm guessing that's from the more recent Nosferatu movie, the black-and-white version from the 1920s (?) is much much better.
                              Figures you know all about vampire flicks too.. But of course, you don't obsess over vampires at all, oh no.
                              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                              Proverbs 9:12-13

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                              • #510
                                Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                                I must confess that I am in fact an obsessive fan of vampires. However, not all goths are vampire fans. One of my friends prefers werewolves, another prefers zombies and plenty of my other friends don't care at all about things of that sort.
                                "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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