[Jo Freddie]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Jews do not believe Jesus was the Messiah. Jesus thought He was. Therefore, Jesus was not a Jew.

A Jew is any person whose mother was a Jew.
Mary was Jewish.
You may have grounds to say he was not a practising Jew, but he was still a Jew, sort of like Woody Alan or Ayn Rand.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

We need to get something straight here. Just because a so-called "religion" has an invisible god, for example a Flying Elbow Macoroni, does not mean the invisible god is real.

To have an invisible god that the real, you need meet certain requirements. You need many more people believing it's real than you have in your pasta group. You need a lot more money as well.

Being untruthful about real invisible gods is putting your soul at risk.

Your "religion" may have more followers and my money then mine, but that does not make its "God" any more real.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not a hateful egomaniac so the current size of his following is no big deal to Him, if people want to believe, great, if not that is cool too, just be nice to each other.

[Didymus Much]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

...Inaccuracies: Jesus was Jewish himself, so you just insulted him...

Jews do not believe Jesus was the Messiah. Jesus thought He was. Therefore, Jesus was not a Jew.

...Muslims don't worship the Moon...

How much Muslim history have you read? Not much, obviously.

Sorry, I don't think this Guy hates Christians, and I think it says somewhere in the 'Big Book of Jesus' that the good guy preaches to say 'Love everybody' and actually forgives everyone by dying.

No, it doesn't. Read it for yourself (start here) and cure your ignorance.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

We have Holy Text, We have a Prophet, We have a Council that Canonises our Holy Text, and We have Ordained Ministers, We are just as real as any religion out there.

We need to get something straight here. Just because a so-called "religion" has an invisible god, for example a Flying Elbow Macoroni, does not mean the invisible god is real.

To have an invisible god that the real, you need meet certain requirements. You need many more people believing it's real than you have in your pasta group. You need a lot more money as well.

Being untruthful about real invisible gods is putting your soul at risk.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Pastaferianism is a spoof religion not a real one,

We have Holy Text, We have a Prophet, We have a Council that Canonises our Holy Text, and We have Ordained Ministers, We are just as real as any religion out there.

[Mister X]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Sorry, I don't think this Guy hates Christians, and I think it says somewhere in the 'Big Book of Jesus' that the good guy preaches to say 'Love everybody' and actually forgives everyone by dying.

[Mister X]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Misspells: Catholics, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus.

Inaccuracies: Jesus was Jewish himself, so you just insulted him , Pastaferianism is a spoof religion not a real one, Psychology isn't a religion, Muslims don't worship the Moon, Hindus and Buddhists aren't the same, People don't worship Obama.

All in all you just created a pretty crap poll, so well done on that. Oh, and you left out the Sikhs, so I can only assume that you love them.

[Ex-soccer player]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Many claim, "You do this wrong. You don't understand scripture. You will burn in hell. God doesn't love you, he loves me. Only my religion has the truth."

I wonder what Jesus thinks when he hears these things?

Jesus would ask the person what his religion teaches, check if the teachings are consistent with the Bible (He probably doesn't have to check because He knows beforehand), and judge the person accordingly (John 7:24).

Imagine three people giving you money. Two of them will deliver counterfeit money, one will give you real bank notes. What would you do? Lean backwards and say 'ohhh who can tell if money is counterfeit, it's all the same' I would check the notes, and strongly reject the false ones, because they are worth nothing.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

The Worst False Religion?

I think it would be a religion that shows hate for others. I have met many people of many religions. I have met people of no religion. Some have been good people, some bad.

Not very discerning are you?

Most of the people I have met have been confused.

Like attracts like, eh?

Many claim, "You do this wrong. You don't understand scripture. You will burn in hell. God doesn't love you, he loves me. Only my religion has the truth."

I wonder what Jesus thinks when he hears these things? What would he say if he read this thread?

He thinks, "Blessed be Landover, for they do my Father's Work and follow His Holy Word."

That's a fact son! We pray to Jesus and that's the message we get back.

Now, why do you hate all Christians?

[Domenic]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

The Worst False Religion?

I think it would be a religion that shows hate for others. I have met many people of many religions. I have met people of no religion. Some have been good people, some bad. Most of the people I have met have been confused.

Many claim, "You do this wrong. You don't understand scripture. You will burn in hell. God doesn't love you, he loves me. Only my religion has the truth."

I wonder what Jesus thinks when he hears these things? What would he say if he read this thread?

[Fragoso]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Schizophrenic? Do you even know what that means? And how can others be heretics to you If you aren't a religion? You really should look up these words that you use they prove to be unfortuitous for you and fail to show any intellect. Maybe the person that interpreted the King James bible and created your failure of a sect shared your lack of knowledge of English. You are a nothing more than white trash, KKK, racist and antisemetic bigot. Another thing, one that puts the word of God in their mouth is a sinner, and I see on most of your forums people doing exactly that so I would say every one of you that has done that is a sinner and you as well for saying what God wants.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I vote the worst religion of all is this heretical and cynical/ignorant as hell excuse of a religion called baptism. You ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** don't even know what your piffleing religion worships if you call these other religions like Catholicism, Lutheranism, Protestant, etc. all heretics, you are supremely ignorant ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** and don't even know what God is. Also are you soo backwards and conservative that you think your God is still in the sky? Religion has never had due with government and you have perverted an idea to the same extent that Hitler perverted the German people and their beliefs. You stand bold for people to respect your religion yet you criticize others and disrespect those that pray to god more than you in a day than you probably do in a week. From an agonostic who has married a Muslim, screw you and die in a fire because you don't deserve the warmth of any belief and are a blight on all branches of the Christianity, on politics and on the human race as a whole and I'd worship spaghetti over this ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** because at least then, it hasn't changed and is good and may be eaten and worshiped by all and in fact I now promote spaghetti worship as I can see spaghetti and spaghetti doesn't make ignorant ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** like yourselves. From a former orthodox we all worship the same god but personally I'd rather see all of you crucified like the romans did to all heretics not of orthodoxy or Catholicism as at least we know what God is and no our commandments and rules.

Aw, did Potty-mouth loser get offended and purposely miss the bowl to spray his verbal diarrhea on everyone else?

Well, that's okay. We'll clean it up. We're used to it by now.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I vote the worst religion of all is this heretical and cynical/ignorant as hell excuse of a religion called baptism.

You're mistaken on two counts here, friend. We cannot be heretical since we actually follow each and every one of God's desires, taking nothing away and adding nothing to the perfect faith of Christ. Also, baptism isn't a religion. It's a means by which one shows their faith to the LORD and to the Body of Believers.

You ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** don't even know what your piffleing religion worships if you call these other religions like Catholicism, Lutheranism, Protestant, etc. all heretics, you are supremely ignorant ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** and don't even know what God is. Also are you soo backwards and conservative that you think your God is still in the sky? Religion has never had due with government and you have perverted an idea to the same extent that Hitler perverted the German people and their beliefs. You stand bold for people to respect your religion yet you criticize others and disrespect those that pray to god more than you in a day than you probably do in a week.

You're sounding rather schizophrenic here, dear. Are you alright? Would you like us to call someone for you?

From an agonostic who has married a Muslim, screw you and die in a fire because you don't deserve the warmth of any belief and are a blight on all branches of the Christianity, on politics and on the human race as a whole and I'd worship spaghetti over this ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** because at least then, it hasn't changed and is good and may be eaten and worshiped by all and in fact I now promote spaghetti worship as I can see spaghetti and spaghetti doesn't make ignorant ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** like yourselves. From a former orthodox we all worship the same god but personally I'd rather see all of you crucified like the romans did to all heretics not of orthodoxy or Catholicism as at least we know what God is and no our commandments and rules.

I can see the Muslim influence has had no positive influence on you. You are as violent and simple-minded as any born-Muslim.

I shall keep you in my prayers.

[Fragoso]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I vote the worst religion of all is this heretical and cynical/ignorant as hell excuse of a religion called baptism. You ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** don't even know what your piffleing religion worships if you call these other religions like Catholicism, Lutheranism, Protestant, etc. all heretics, you are supremely ignorant ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** and don't even know what God is. Also are you soo backwards and conservative that you think your God is still in the sky? Religion has never had due with government and you have perverted an idea to the same extent that Hitler perverted the German people and their beliefs. You stand bold for people to respect your religion yet you criticize others and disrespect those that pray to god more than you in a day than you probably do in a week. From an agonostic who has married a Muslim, screw you and die in a fire because you don't deserve the warmth of any belief and are a blight on all branches of the Christianity, on politics and on the human race as a whole and I'd worship spaghetti over this ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** because at least then, it hasn't changed and is good and may be eaten and worshiped by all and in fact I now promote spaghetti worship as I can see spaghetti and spaghetti doesn't make ignorant ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** like yourselves. From a former orthodox we all worship the same god but personally I'd rather see all of you crucified like the romans did to all heretics not of orthodoxy or Catholicism as at least we know what God is and no our commandments and rules.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I proved using my Bible, No human is guilty of killing Jesus.

Did you just ignore the following passages?

2 Thess 2:14-15 For ye, brethren, became followers of the churches of God which in Judaea are in Christ Jesus: for ye also have suffered like things of your own countrymen, even as they have of the Jews: who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men:

Lk 20:9-19 (See also Mk 12:1-12; Mat 21:33-46)
9 Then began he to speak to the people this parable; A certain man planted a vineyard, and let it forth to husbandmen, and went into a far country for a long time.
10 And at the season he sent a servant to the husbandmen, that they should give him of the fruit of the vineyard: but the husbandmen beat him, and sent him away empty.
11 And again he sent another servant: and they beat him also, and entreated him shamefully, and sent him away empty.
12 And again he sent a third: and they wounded him also, and cast him out.
13 Then said the lord of the vineyard, What shall I do? I will send my beloved son: it may be they will reverence him when they see him.
14 But when the husbandmen saw him, they reasoned among themselves, saying, This is the heir: come, let us kill him, that the inheritance may be ours.
15 So they cast him out of the vineyard, and killed him. What therefore shall the lord of the vineyard do unto them?
16 He shall come and destroy these husbandmen, and shall give the vineyard to others. And when they heard it, they said, God forbid.
17 And he beheld them, and said, What is this then that is written, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner?
18 Whosoever shall fall upon that stone shall be broken; but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
19 And the chief priests and the scribes the same hour sought to lay hands on him; and they feared the people: for they perceived that he had spoken this parable against them.