[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

Lordy! That thing, Michael Jackson, doesn't even look human. Truly a creature of Satan. Makes my asshole pucker just to think about it. Jesus save us!

[Tinkerbell]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

And that's half the reason why no one listens to new Micheal Jackson. It's worse than rubbish. Flyleaf has more attributes.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

Friends,

The man wrote a song called "Beat It".

Is a grown man singing about masturbation really the best possible role model for our children?

See you at tommorrow's book and media burning.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

It strikes me that Mr Jackson is trying to emulate Landover's ex-Negro program, body part by body part, without actually attending it.

I heard that the IRS and others are after him for cash, this probably explains why he is unable to attend Landover.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

Well you can't really blame him for wanting to be White. But I do not get why he wants to be a White woman!

I blame his troubles on the Jehovah's Witnesses. Growing up in a cult that a) refuses to accept the Trinity and b) has no ex-negro program, ensured Michael Jackson's eternal damnation. I suppose the stress of that sort of evil environment could confuse his so much that he wanted to BE a white woman as opposed to the natural but vulgar desire to WANT a white woman.

But enough of my Freudian rantings. Michal Jackson is a negro. The goth thing only adds to his list of sins for which he will pay dearly.

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

I think Michael Jackson is still a negro. No mere surgery can change that. If he hasn't been through the ex-negro program, he's still a negro.

Well you can't really blame him for wanting to be White. But I do not get why he wants to be a White woman!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

I think Michael Jackson is still a negro. No mere surgery can change that. If he hasn't been through the ex-negro program, he's still a negro.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

I don't listen actively to his "music" but you once in a while hear it on the commercial radio. Since his "music" isn't played on any Gothparty, is not be sold in any Goth music shop and almost no Goths have any of his "music" I can say with 100% certainty that he is not a Goth.

That's what you say, but you're a goth and therefore a liar. Since I am a Born-Again fundamentalist Christian who avoids goff scum like the plague, I can say with 100% certainty that Michael Jacksin is all you "hep turkeys" "boogie down to" at your goth crying parties all night long. Fact.

[IHateSatan]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

My ears are bleeding after that!

I have often wondered who buys this weirdo's music.... now it's clear to me - It's the Goths!!!

I hate Michael Jackson
I don't know why Slash would bother play a song with him. Maybe he feels sorry for the guy because he fails so hard.

[snottyduck]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

So you say ... but then you also 'claim' that most Goths don't practice sadism, sacrifice virgins, kidnap children, sacrifice babies, and drink their own urine, and I have already proven you WRONG on ALL those counts!

You have proven nothing, the only thing you did was presenting a few examples which also happen in any other society. You act like the things you mention don't happen outside the Gothsubculture. 99.9% of the Goth population does not get involved in those stupid stereotypes you mention because that's what they are, nothing more than stereotypes.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

Like I said, Most Goths don't listen to that crap.

So you say ... but then you also 'claim' that most Goths don't practice sadism, sacrifice virgins, kidnap children, sacrifice babies, and drink their own urine, and I have already proven you WRONG on ALL those counts!

[snottyduck]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

Really.....


Quote "He inspires me....He's always been one of my idols...i understand why he'd want to be a recluse...blah blah blah". He's a freak, so obviously freaks can relate to him. It's clear now. His music certainly is heavy...


My ears are bleeding after that!

I have often wondered who buys this weirdo's music.... now it's clear to me - It's the Goths!!!

What part of "Almost" did you not understand??

Like I said, Most Goths don't listen to that crap.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

Now I know why I came up with that scary picture when I googled "Goth Sex Change". It was none other than Brother Percy's brilliance! IMPRESSED GLENDORA

PS I just had a question: How can a black person not be a goth (afterall, they're black and depressed)??? CURIOUS, SIMPLE MINDED GLENDORA

[Brother_Percy]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

almost no Goths have any of his "music" I can say with 100% certainty

Really.....

Quote "He inspires me....He's always been one of my idols...i understand why he'd want to be a recluse...blah blah blah". He's a freak, so obviously freaks can relate to him. It's clear now. His music certainly is heavy...

My ears are bleeding after that!

I have often wondered who buys this weirdo's music.... now it's clear to me - It's the Goths!!!

[Walter Brimstone]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

Snottyduck,

Well, whether or not he is goth, that's for Jesus to decide. At any rate, You had best be telling the truth with regards to not listening to that as Jesus knows you inside and out and He knows if you're being honest.

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

I don't listen actively to his "music" but you once in a while hear it on the commercial radio. Since his "music" isn't played on any Gothparty, is not be sold in any Goth music shop and almost no Goths have any of his "music" I can say with 100% certainty that he is not a Goth. Since I rarely listen to any commercial music or radio's I don't here his crap very often and I'm not regretting that.