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Homosexual Movies for Boys!
One of the boys in the youth group whispered to me that a SAAB 900 (a homosexual vehicle) was seen driving by the Boy's Private Area of the Bible Camp. I am just sick and tired of these chicken hawks cruising through here trying to poach my boys! I'm fit to be tied and I'm just as livid as I'm gonna get! No, Sir! Talk to the hand, because the arm has had enough of these nasty queens and their filthy backstabbing tactics.
To help our Landover Boys know a filthy dirty gaylord when they see one, I'm hosting movie night sleep overs (with pie) where I will personally show our boys what kinds of things to watch out for. For example, did you know research has shown that 89% of men who drive a VW Jetta are gay homosexuals? Did you know that 91% of boys who play the Skyrim Job video game will turn into a gay? That's just science.
Here's an educational film proving that all homosexuals try to rape boys. In the film, you'll learn that boys who are raped by homosexuals are also to blame and will face criminal charges, just like little Jimmy (4:50), so they might want to think twice before they go around telling people things that they should only tell their youth minister especially if it's something that could just get them into a lot of trouble and maybe they should just try following the rules we agreed to instead of causing trouble.
If your boy complains to you about being homosexualized, contact me right away for prayer healing and anointing with oils.
To help our Landover Boys know a filthy dirty gaylord when they see one, I'm hosting movie night sleep overs (with pie) where I will personally show our boys what kinds of things to watch out for. For example, did you know research has shown that 89% of men who drive a VW Jetta are gay homosexuals? Did you know that 91% of boys who play the Skyrim Job video game will turn into a gay? That's just science.
Here's an educational film proving that all homosexuals try to rape boys. In the film, you'll learn that boys who are raped by homosexuals are also to blame and will face criminal charges, just like little Jimmy (4:50), so they might want to think twice before they go around telling people things that they should only tell their youth minister especially if it's something that could just get them into a lot of trouble and maybe they should just try following the rules we agreed to instead of causing trouble.
If your boy complains to you about being homosexualized, contact me right away for prayer healing and anointing with oils.
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