The Zika Virus: A New Hope Awakens the Force of Jesus

[Elmer G. White]

Deuteronomy 28:59
Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance.

Jesus is fed up with the state of the world. The formerly Godly America is filled with fornication and gay sodomy. We need not fear. Jesus does not remain idle. He's designed a totally new virus, a novel Creation that will turn the next generation of infants towards Him.

The Zika virus.



Like God's Sun (Genesis 1:16), this virus radiates its goodwill upon the nations. At the moment it is confined to the American continents where mosquitoes (God designed them, as well; Genesis 1:12; Isaiah 45:7) spread this new Gift from Jesus to everybody. This Zika virus is yet another example of a) the intricate and meticulous nature how Jesus smites sinners (see also Zechariah 14:15) and b) a simultaneous demonstration of His unexpectely merciful nature (Jonah 4:2).

Zika virus, which has already blazed across Brazil and pressed northward into Central America and Mexico, now is poised to jump to the United States. Infection typically causes minor or even no symptoms. But in pregnant women, it’s been linked to a birth defect called microcephaly, which leaves babies with abnormally small heads and partially developed brains.

We can immediately see how this was ordained millennia ago:

2 Chronicles 21:14
Behold, with a great plague will the LORD smite thy people, and thy children, and thy wives, and all thy goods:

s many as 60 percent of U.S. residents live in areas threatened by Zika virus (at least during warm seasons), the team found. For southern states, especially, “there’s a potential for ongoing transmission,” says Bogoch, a tropical infectious diseases physician at Toronto General Hospital.

What does this virus actually cause. It is a birth "defect" called microcephaly.

Microcephaly (my-kroh-SEF-uh-lee) is a rare neurological condition in which an infant's head is significantly smaller than the heads of other children of the same age and sex. Sometimes detected at birth, microcephaly usually is the result of the brain developing abnormally in the womb or not growing as it should after birth. Microcephaly can be caused by a variety of genetic and environmental factors. Children with microcephaly often have developmental issues. Generally there's no treatment for microcephaly

With this new disease Jesus demonstrates that the Commandments are still going strong. He does revenge the sins of the forefathers on the babies (Exodus 20:5). At the same time, Jesus shows His kind and loving nature. These microcephalic children are especially receptive to the Word of God in its simplicity.

Matthew 5:3
Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

The children are punished severely but also given an unprecedented chance of Salvation. As they are retarded, they will not turn into atheist science or false religions. They will believe the Truths™ that are told to them without questioning. They will not probably be among the most eminent citizens of the New Heaven (Isaiah 65:17; Revelation 21:1), but they can very well be among those chosen for Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17).

Isaiah 66:2
For all those things hath mine hand made, and all those things have been, saith the LORD: but to this man will I look, even to him that is poor and of a contrite spirit, and trembleth at my word.

Let us rejoice in Jesus and thank Him for His marvellous new invention, the Zika virus. With it, the world is again a better place.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Jim Farmer]

Re: The Zika Virus: A New Hope Awakens the Force of Jesus

The Zika virus is named after the Zika Forest in Uganda where it originated in monkeys. The Centre for Disease Control has also declared it to be a sexurally transmitted disease.

Does this sound familiar? How about the AIDS and the Ebola? Started by faggots having anal intercourse with monkeys in Africa and then spreading their filthy rectal demons with every other fag. How many times does God have to try to rid the world of these filthy dirty fags.

So, it's only reasonable to conclude that these vile children have been deliberately infected by God with the Zika for the sins of their fag parents.


From Deuteronomy 28:

15 But it shall come to pass, if thou wilt not hearken unto the voice of the Lord thy God, to observe to do all his commandments and his statutes which I command thee this day; that all these curses shall come upon thee, and overtake thee:
16 Cursed shalt thou be in the city, and cursed shalt thou be in the field.
17 Cursed shall be thy basket and thy store.
18Cursed shall be the fruit of thy body, and the fruit of thy land, the increase of thy kine, and the flocks of thy sheep.
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60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee.
61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the Lord bring upon thee, until thou be destroyed.

[James Hutchins]

Re: The Zika Virus: A New Hope Awakens the Force of Jesus

Are these creatures housebroken? Can they be used to serve God (and perhaps me)?
Does anyone know what are the problems associated with having them 'in your employ'? I assume they are classified as 'beasts' and therefore do not have to be registered.

I have to say, it seems the messicans are constantly coming up with new ways to create that 'gang member' look.

[A Follower]

Re: The Zika Virus: A New Hope Awakens the Force of Jesus

I love how our Lord is so good and just, He only causes sinners to be afflicted by this terrible curse. Not a single member of our congregation has been affected. God takes care of His own!

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: The Zika Virus: A New Hope Awakens the Force of Jesus

The people of my home country which is Jamaica have been wondering for a long time why the heads of the babies have been getting smaller and smaller. Now we see that the white man is again blaming some mysterious new disease that hurts Black people on Africa. Black men know that it is the white man who started AIDS and the Ebola and all the other diseases that afflict the Black man including this new Zika virus. It is a plot by the white man to keep the Black man down. They use the CIA as the instrument of their oppression. The CIA killed Bob Marley with brain cancer because he was bringing the Black man together all over the world and he was helping to prepare the way for the return to Africa.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Zika Virus: A New Hope Awakens the Force of Jesus

The people of my home country which is Jamaica have been wondering for a long time why the heads of the babies have been getting smaller and smaller. Now we see that the white man is again blaming some mysterious new disease that hurts Black people on Africa. Black men know that it is the white man who started AIDS and the Ebola and all the other diseases that afflict the Black man including this new Zika virus. It is a plot by the white man to keep the Black man down. They use the CIA as the instrument of their oppression. The CIA killed Bob Marley with brain cancer because he was bringing the Black man together all over the world and he was helping to prepare the way for the return to Africa.

So this mosquitoe was sent by Jesus to keep the island nigra a pinhead. I say Praise His Holy Name!

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: The Zika Virus: A New Hope Awakens the Force of Jesus

So this mosquitoe was sent by Jesus to keep the island nigra a pinhead. I say Praise His Holy Name!

The white man wants to believe that Jah put him on the Earth to be in charge and yet the Black man has a larger head with more room for a large brain. That is even more evidence that the Black man is supposed to be the King of the World and the white man is to serve him. The white man has been trying to make the Black man's head smaller for hundreds of years and finally he has invented this disease. The white man is the true devil.

[VictoryOS]

Re: The Zika Virus: A New Hope Awakens the Force of Jesus

The nigra do not have bigger heads. It's just that parts of their heads are bigger, namely the lips and nostrils. This is probably where you were confused.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: The Zika Virus: A New Hope Awakens the Force of Jesus

Great news!

The plague is spreading and this is now finally the definite sign of the End of Days!



Luke 21:11
And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.

Now the World Homer Organization WHO has declared that this pestilence Created by Jesus is a "global emergency".

Many aspects of this Divine Design are explicitly related to its Godly origin:

Zika’s emergence as a major concern has taken infectious disease experts by surprise [1]. The virus has been popping up in various parts of the world for decades, but individuals have typically only suffered mild symptoms such as a rash [2] or body aches [3]. Nearly all those infected in the past recovered fully, though there were rare cases of complications.
In recent months, however, as reports about brain-damaged newborns [4] began increasing, health officials have worried about Zika's impact on fetal development and have focused on trying to protect pregnant women from the virus.

[1] Revelation 3:3
Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee.

[2] Job 7:5
My flesh is clothed with worms and clods of dust; my skin is broken, and become loathsome.

[2-3] Revelation 16:11
And blasphemed the God of heaven because of their pains and their sores, and repented not of their deeds.

[4] Ezekiel 16:21-22
That thou hast slain my children, and delivered them to cause them to pass through the fire for them? And in all thine abominations and thy whoredoms thou hast not remembered the days of thy youth, when thou wast naked and bare, and wast polluted in thy blood.

This Zika plague is thus:

• Created by Jesus.
• A punishment for whoredoms, hence it affects mainly pregnant women (whoredoms) and consequently their children (Exodus 20:5).
• A welcome sign of the Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17) and the end of days.

This is probably the plague that will lead us into the Eternal Joy of Heaven (Revelation 21:4)!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Free Market Fred]

Re: The Zika Virus: A New Hope Awakens the Force of Jesus

Jesus is fed up with the state of the world. The formerly Godly America is filled with fornication and gay sodomy. We need not fear. Jesus does not remain idle. He's designed a totally new virus, a novel Creation that will turn the next generation of infants towards Him.

The Zika virus.

Brother Elmer, you are absolutely right, Jesus designed the virus, but he had a little help from my company. Actually, we had a contract with the Department of Homeland Security to develop a virus that could target Iraqizoids, but it escaped from the laboratory and mutated a bit...thus, the present-day Zika virus.


No cause for alarm though. Some recent research has shown that so-called "victims" of the Zika virus are much more likely to vote Republican. Of course, they're still too young to vote, but that will change in just a few short years, and almost certainly this will result in a permanent Republican majority!


The Lord certainly works in mysterious ways.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: The Zika Virus: A New Hope Awakens the Force of Jesus

Brother Elmer, you are absolutely right, Jesus designed the virus, but he had a little help from my company. Actually, we had a contract with the Department of Homeland Security to develop a virus that could target Iraqizoids, but it escaped from the laboratory and mutated a bit...thus, the present-day Zika virus.

No cause for alarm though. Some recent research has shown that so-called "victims" of the Zika virus are much more likely to vote Republican. Of course, they're still too young to vote, but that will change in just a few short years, and almost certainly this will result in a permanent Republican majority!

The Lord certainly works in mysterious ways.

Brother Fred,

Jesus will thank you abundantly once you meet Him in Heaven (Revelation 21:4). I just had to underline the most significant part of your message. As demonstrated in the opening post, this Zika-virus-derived microcephaly makes children most receptible to the message of God and the Bible. Now you have demonstrated that the goes for the GOP. The only possible conclusion is that the Republican Party is indeed so closely linked to True Christianity™ that they cannot be considered separate.

Both - the Bible and the GOP agenda - strive for obedience and discard the vile effects of initiative.

Romans 1:5
By whom we have received grace and apostleship, for obedience to the faith among all nations, for his name:

Without Faith the message of Jesus is just gobbledygook, the same is true for the GOP doctrine. God rejoices in these revelations and will surely not dismiss the services of your corporation during the imminent Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17).



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[RegofChrist]

Re: The Zika Virus: A New Hope Awakens the Force of Jesus

These ugly deformed creatures don't have a large enough brain to be saved. Every single one is a hell bound sinner!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: The Zika Virus: A New Hope Awakens the Force of Jesus

These ugly deformed creatures don't have a large enough brain to be saved. Every single one is a hell bound sinner!

Simply not true. Jesus tells us specifically that we need to do no thinking with our brains to follow Him.

Matthew 6:25 "Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment?"

We don't need to think: just obey.

Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created. - Revelation 4:11
For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: - Colossians 1:16
The earth is the LORD's, and the fulness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein. - Psalms 24:1
For he is our God; and we are the people of his pasture, and the sheep of his hand. To day if ye will hear his voice, - Psalms 95:7
The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good. - Proverbs 15:3
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 7:21
Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God. - 1 Corinthians 10:31
I am the LORD: that is my name: and my glory will I not give to another, neither my praise to graven images. - Isaiah 42:8
If ye love me, keep my commandments. - John 14:15
The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil. - Proverbs 16:4
Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? - Romans 9:21
Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling. - Psalm 2:11

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