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  • Why Trump won: video accusing Ted Cruz of molesting kids

    Here's how Team Trump defeated Ted Cruz:



    Tough, but fair?

    Ted's silence seems like a confession. He would have been perfectly believable if he had just said "No, I didn't molest her, I'm just a callous phony who breeds children for the sole purpose of using them as campaign props. It's my right to work my child-laborers half to death, what are you, a socialist?"

    Then Trump would have looked like a typical dirty politician whose "you gotta take out their families" ethic starts close to home.

    But that's not what happened. Theories?
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    Re: Why Trump won: video accusing Ted Cruz of molesting kids

    I've already said it elsewhere. Cruz is clearly revealed as a false prophet simply pretending to represent Jesus to cynically pump votes from the gullible. People pretending to be marching lock step with the LORD who created us just to gain power and influence are despicable. There is a whole raft of people who just use scripture and God to make themselves look like they have undue authority.

    This is why only True Christians(tm) have the insight to truly speak with the voice of Jesus and refer 100% to the word of God while telling it like it is. The blood of Jesus is our warrant. Don't believe me? Read the Bible and every word of its non-contradictory verses yells out agreement with what we say.
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    • #3
      Re: Why Trump won: video accusing Ted Cruz of molesting kids

      Originally posted by Sally Paulson View Post
      Then Trump would have looked like a typical dirty politician whose "you gotta take out their families" ethic starts close to home.
      Please don't take this as a criticism of The Donald. His great political genius is that he outright lies, and everybody knows it.

      We think of politicians as parasites at best, but actually politicians can create great value by taking people who disagree on everything, and making them agree on something - or at least think they do. Lies have always been a big part of this, but previously politicians tried to hide their lying nature. It fooled nobody.

      On the other hand, The Donald is an honest liar. When The Donald says something that I agree with, I know that's him being completely authentic, no teleprompter etc. When he says something that a disagree with, that's just him lying to get elected, once he's elected we'll see the REAL Donald - you know, the guy who agrees with me on everything, even when I change my mind.

      For example, I've always been against adultery and abortion. Just like Donald Trump, who only claimed to support abortion, and who was basically forced to get a new trophy wife each decade, because that's just how the system works and he's smart enough to go with the flow.

      Then one drunken evening I changed my mind on the adultery issue, when a friend of mine became someone's trophy wife for a night, and my friend could understand the authenticity of Trump's philandering.

      Then a while later my friend temporarily changed her mind on abortion, and then The Donald was just playing the political game when he said women should be punished for having abortions. Then I changed my mind on abortion and now I know he was being authentic, and when he flip-flopped that his lying to get elected, which I repeat is okay now.

      So I guess I'm saying that Donald Trump is a very skillful con-artist, but looking at how hopelessly divided and ungovernable America is, isn't a highly skillful con-artist exactly the president we need?
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        Re: Why Trump won: video accusing Ted Cruz of molesting kids

        Originally posted by Sally Paulson View Post
        So I guess I'm saying that Donald Trump is a very skillful con-artist, but looking at how hopelessly divided and ungovernable America is, isn't a highly skillful con-artist exactly the president we need?
        I'm not generally politically minded, but I must admit that this is the best way to manipulate children into obedience. For this reason I can't imagine why it wouldn't be best for America at large. The way I think about it is that the authority really knows what's best. That's why they've been put in a position of authority. If follows that those who are not in a position of authority don't know best, but many are vocal and quick to action anyway. When they are not working to support the rightful authority they are simply being rebellious and obstructive. Two options for correction is through physical and emotional punishment. While the rod works with children, eventually they get older and can outrun a parent with a tree branch or wooden spoon. A constant supply of guilt and shame, weaving its way into their own inner thoughts, becomes a more effective approach. By law we can't simply hit rebellious American adults, and so telling them what they should hear is the next best thing. For many, this is eagerly accepted when they learn they can count on the authority to tell them what they want to hear.
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          Re: Why Trump won: video accusing Ted Cruz of molesting kids

          Originally posted by Sally Paulson View Post
          On the other hand, The Donald is an honest liar. When The Donald says something that I agree with, I know that's him being completely authentic, no teleprompter etc. When he says something that a disagree with, that's just him lying to get elected, once he's elected we'll see the REAL Donald - you know, the guy who agrees with me on everything, even when I change my mind.
          I'm still on the fence about Trump (I believe the Second Coming will happen before the election), but I agree that he's brilliant. This cartoonist also spotted his genius at work:


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            Re: Why Trump won: video accusing Ted Cruz of molesting kids

            Imagine Noah had Trump at his side then the Arc would have been 10 feet higher.
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              Re: Why Trump won: video accusing Ted Cruz of molesting kids

              Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
              Imagine Noah had Trump at his side then the Arc would have been 10 feet higher.
              Then they would sucker-punch a gorilla and toss the chiwawas overboard!
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                Re: Why Trump won: video accusing Ted Cruz of molesting kids

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                Here is living proof he probably raped some poor soul. He has twin look-a-like daughters!

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                  Re: Why Trump won: video accusing Ted Cruz of molesting kids

                  Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post
                  Then they would sucker-punch a gorilla
                  Trumpublicans do NOT sucker-punch. It was a pre-emptive strike.

                  You have no reason to hate The Donald. He didn't insult all veterans, just ones who do dumb things like captured, or step on landmines. And how stupid do you have to be to step on landmine - the things don't even move! Plus if you weren't so heavy, you would not have set off that pressure plate and your squad would still be alive.

                  I mean apart from the meth and oxycontin overdoses, I mean.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Why Trump won: video accusing Ted Cruz of molesting kids

                    Sally, if you're trying to mess with me, you should abort your mission.

                    See what I did there? I hear you're good at aborting things. Want me to spill the beans?
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