Unwed Parents: SINFUL

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Unwed Parents: SINFUL

Brother Dennis:


Praise God! I will notify Bruce and Lance, the couple that are directing this event. Well, they are technically an ex-couple since they went through the ex-gay program. They still live together for economical reasons. Do any of your rooms come with a jacuzzi? I'm sure they will want that one.

Sorry, no hot tubs, but there is a nice swimming hole in the woods that's a reasonable walk from the motel.

But anyway, the organization is quiet and respectful. They bring a lot of money to the local economy in Lincoln - it's just that they like to get away from the city for a while once a year and go where no one knows them so they can be themselves - you know, in an ex-gay way. Your hospitality will be appreciated.

I understand. They want a nice, discreet venue where no one knows the shameful fact that they used to be queers. A hiding place like a cave or a closet. Titus 1:8 comes to mind - me, a lover of hospitality; you, a lover of good men. Jesus approves.

PS: Your rooms don't have any hidden cameras or anything do they? I'm asking for a friend. No reason.

What an odd thing for your friend to ask.


On an unrelated note, I want to emphasize that most people who post negative reviews on TripAdvisor or Yelp are slanderous cretins who can't be trusted. Oftentimes they will make up something outlandish in an attempt to make honest businessmen look sinister. And then there's a chain effect, where multiple other people read that review and decide to libel the business by posting their own bad reviews. Can you believe the wickedness and perfidy of unsaved trolls with too much time on their hands? Those websites ought to be shut down.


But, I digress. There are ABSOLUTELY NO hidden cameras ANYWHERE on my property, Brother Larry.

Sister

While they would certainly have a life changing experience, I can tell you that it is for 18 plus only. The men review past homer sins and that can get very graphic.

Wouldn't that be horribly ironic to run a group dedicated to fixing fags, only to accidentally convert impressionable youngsters to the gay deathstyle?

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Unwed Parents: SINFUL

Sister

While they would certainly have a life changing experience, I can tell you that it is for 18 plus only. The men review past homer sins and that can get very graphic.

[Dana723]

Re: Unwed Parents: SINFUL

That sounds like a wonderful event, Brother Larry. I wonder if I should send my boys to an event like that, so they can gather pearls of wisdom from the feet of these men.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Unwed Parents: SINFUL

Brother Dennis:


Praise God! I will notify Bruce and Lance, the couple that are directing this event. Well, they are technically an ex-couple since they went through the ex-gay program. They still live together for economical reasons. Do any of your rooms come with a jacuzzi? I'm sure they will want that one.


But anyway, the organization is quiet and respectful. They bring a lot of money to the local economy in Lincoln - it's just that they like to get away from the city for a while once a year and go where no one knows them so they can be themselves - you know, in an ex-gay way. Your hospitality will be appreciated.


BrotherLarry


PS: Your rooms don't have any hidden cameras or anything do they? I'm asking for a friend. No reason.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Unwed Parents: SINFUL

As always you exemplify Christian love, Brother Dennis.

The Ex Gay group in Lincoln needs a block of rooms for its annual gathering in June which they call “Ex Pride Month.” Would you be able to accommodate them? They are willing to share beds if necessary.

Oh, absolutely. I'm hosting a convention of the Nebraska chapter of the John Birch Society later this month, but they'll be cleared out by the beginning of June, so that works out just fine. Sharing beds is a smart and economical move. Also, Ex Pride is a great name for it, you should suggest they adopt Proverbs 11:2 as their motto; it's perfect.

[Collinslaw]

Re: Unwed Parents: SINFUL

As always you exemplify Christian love, Brother Dennis.

The Ex Gay group in Lincoln needs a block of rooms for its annual gathering in June which they call “Ex Pride Month.” Would you be able to accommodate them? They are willing to share beds if necessary.

that's good of you brother Larry, let's continue to shine as children of God and not commit sin.

Today,I felt bad as I deceptively owned a driver man some money which he wasn't aware but should I see him,I will restitute it. I also committed one sin before that and I asked God for His forgiveness.


Have a good day

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Unwed Parents: SINFUL

As always you exemplify Christian love, Brother Dennis.

The Ex Gay group in Lincoln needs a block of rooms for its annual gathering in June which they call “Ex Pride Month.” Would you be able to accommodate them? They are willing to share beds if necessary.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Unwed Parents: SINFUL

I am so glad that you’re seeing my actions in reporting these negligent parents as showing concern for the poor children.

I'm not sure how else we could possibly interpret it, brother. As always, you were the picture of compassion. If Mary's fostering connection doesn't work out, I would be happy to take in the children for a few months, so long as they are willing to work to earn their keep. Do you know if they know how to change sheets or clean toilets? It seems that my cleaning ladies keep getting picked off by ICE. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make (MAGA), but doing women's work is a bridge too far. There is a rug in the broom closet they can sleep on, and though the Blood of Christ Motel does not provide a continental breakfast, there is a vending machine in the front office.

You know where to reach me.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Unwed Parents: SINFUL

I am so glad that you’re seeing my actions in reporting these negligent parents as showing concern for the poor children. No matter how happy they may have appeared on the surface we all know the demonic influence sin can have on a household. My understanding is that the building has indeed kicked them out due to lying on their lease application. Sister Mary, NYC has a toll free number I will forward you so you can ensure the Christian safety of the poor children. How thoughtful of you to do this as it shows Christian concern and will be the justification for another star in your already full crown in Glory. Praise God!

BrotherLarry

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I'll join you in prayer, BrotherLarry. Those poor children deserve better than to be spiritually neglected and abused by lack of proper Christian upbringing. If the children are not retarded or asian or any spectrum of brown, I might be able to find a suitable foster home for them among my Mommy and Me Christian Children's Play Group Where Jesus Gets To Be First in Line Every Time.

Good thought, Sister Mary. Children in these circumstances need to be removed and placed with responsible Christians to be guided properly. What future could they have with Jesus when before their eyes sin is committed daily?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Unwed Parents: SINFUL

I'll join you in prayer, BrotherLarry. Those poor children deserve better than to be spiritually neglected and abused by lack of proper Christian upbringing. If the children are not retarded or asian or any spectrum of brown, I might be able to find a suitable foster home for them among my Mommy and Me Christian Children's Play Group Where Jesus Gets To Be First in Line Every Time.

[BrotherLarry]

While witnessing in my building yesterday, I came to the apartment of some rather new residents and discovered two children around 4 of 5 years of age living in a 3 bedroom unit on the 22nd floor. Usually this floor is off limits to those with children but I was there to share Jesus and not get involved in the rules of the building - even though they are in clear violation and probably lied on their rental application. That's for God to judge come the Glory.


Anyway, I gave the children a couple of Jesus coloring books that I always carry in case I need to reach out to our young ones along with a couple pieces of candy that helps me get their attention.


As I discussed Christ with the parents, I learned they were UNWED, living together in sin, sharing the same bed. Well, as much as I was disgusted by this, I continued to share the Good News of the Gospel with them, encouraging them to get married soon so they would not burn in HELL once Jesus breaks the clouds in fiery judgment. Oddly, they were resistant, saying they believe Christ represents love and that He didn't marry so why should they. I proceeded to point out that adultery is a sin and that those guilty of such a sin would not find a place in Heaven.


When I left there, I called the Department of Child/Family Services to report them as living in sin against the regulations of our building rules. I keep thinking if they get evicted, maybe they'll call out to Christ for help and realize that they are setting a poor example for little Morose and Maudlin, their offspring. Won't you pray against these people with me so that their sin can be found out and God's love can be made manifest in their lives?