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  • Is your daughter interested in dating? Some visual reference guides.

    Understand the Hierarchy (the term "pecking order" seems inappropriate here). Know your place/stay in your lane:

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    Re: Is your daughter interested in dating? Some visual reference guides.

    Daughters... Ugh!
    I simplify things by putting my daughters up on the stage at the Landover Baptist Charity Auction. A select group of pre-certified males are in the audience with bright lights aimed at the stage.

    The females are arranged on stage and perform a few tasks to show they are able to walk, speak intelligibly and most importantly, be presentable. Each male has a button device that they enter the girls number into along with a bid.

    At the end of the evening, the females are transported to a location of the winning bidders choice. A 24 hour "you break it, you buy it" due diligence is provided. If a failure to meet expectations is encountered, a return (minus the 10% auction fee of course) is permitted.
    The few daughters of mine that have not gotten selected, I just put on a bus out of state.

    A funny tidbit, I once bid on one, she was my own daughter, I could of had her for free!
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.


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      Re: Is your daughter interested in dating? Some visual reference guides.

      Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
      Understand the Hierarchy
      Brother Jeb, you only posted the charts for females. Here is the one for males. Sorry I couldn't make the circles separated so there is a weird section in the middle you have to ignore.
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      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.


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        Re: Is your daughter interested in dating? Some visual reference guides.

        There's one more combination, the Fallwell Jr. Man + Wife + Poolboy.
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