Is your daughter interested in dating? Some visual reference guides.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Is your daughter interested in dating? Some visual reference guides.

There's one more combination, the Fallwell Jr. Man + Wife + Poolboy.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Is your daughter interested in dating? Some visual reference guides.

Understand the Hierarchy

Brother Jeb, you only posted the charts for females. Here is the one for males. Sorry I couldn't make the circles separated so there is a weird section in the middle you have to ignore.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Is your daughter interested in dating? Some visual reference guides.

Daughters... Ugh!
I simplify things by putting my daughters up on the stage at the Landover Baptist Charity Auction. A select group of pre-certified males are in the audience with bright lights aimed at the stage.

The females are arranged on stage and perform a few tasks to show they are able to walk, speak intelligibly and most importantly, be presentable. Each male has a button device that they enter the girls number into along with a bid.

At the end of the evening, the females are transported to a location of the winning bidders choice. A 24 hour "you break it, you buy it" due diligence is provided. If a failure to meet expectations is encountered, a return (minus the 10% auction fee of course) is permitted.
The few daughters of mine that have not gotten selected, I just put on a bus out of state.


A funny tidbit, I once bid on one, she was my own daughter, I could of had her for free!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Understand the Hierarchy (the term "pecking order" seems inappropriate here). Know your place/stay in your lane:



Boys to Beware of: the 3 tiers of "Neuroatypicals", A.K.A. "Stealth Retards".

1: Friendzone him, then back away slowly
2: Reject him, contact your local Neckbeard Response Team
3: Distract it with a shiny object, run, immediately report its info to Security Detail, if it is not already on the to-sterilize list.



Eyes On The Prize: your goal is to get married. The straight and narrow paths to get there: