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It's getting to be that time of year again, friends. I'm speaking of homecoming. Like prom, it is a thinly-veiled excuse for fornication and alcohol consumption. It turns millions of girls into uncontrollable harlots every year, which can only mean that the school administrators who orchestrate these events are in league with Satan.
I remember beating the tar out of my daughters for simply asking permission to attend one of these Satanic sex parties. The closest they came to a dance on homecoming night was the swivelling of their hips while they mopped the floor.
Do not let your daughter be deflowered by some testosterone-laden, pimply-faced imbecile in a suit or tux.
If she shouts, "You never let me have any fun," simply retort, "Did Jesus have fun when He died temporarily for your sins?" Then hand her a mop. Tell her she can dance with that.
Praise Jesus.
I remember beating the tar out of my daughters for simply asking permission to attend one of these Satanic sex parties. The closest they came to a dance on homecoming night was the swivelling of their hips while they mopped the floor.
Do not let your daughter be deflowered by some testosterone-laden, pimply-faced imbecile in a suit or tux.
If she shouts, "You never let me have any fun," simply retort, "Did Jesus have fun when He died temporarily for your sins?" Then hand her a mop. Tell her she can dance with that.
Praise Jesus.
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