Parents: New movie 'Twilight' is not for Christians

[Nobar King]

There's a new movie out and it's using vampire mystique to attract legions of teen girls to the dark side!! Parents must stay informed and make sure that their children do NOT go to this movie alone or with their friends or with anyone!!

"Twilight" is an action-packed, modern-day love story between a teenage girl and a vampire.
"A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire."

Browsing message boards wouldn't be recommended, either..

The Freehold Movieplex is one of only seventeen theaters in the entire nation to refuse to show the move on moral grounds.

We don't need the young girls of today looking plaintively for imaginary vampire lovers when they should be trying to learn housemaking skills and trying to meet a good Christian man to settle down with.

I suspect they would have probably hired that homer Heath Ledger to play the lead if he hadn't died.

[JennyD]

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A movie about vampires lusting after randy teenage girls?

Sounds more like the DORK side, Brother Nobar!

[Wash O'Hanley]

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This sequel to the Harry Potter franchise is another in a long line of films to glorify teenage vampirism, a growing trend that is a greater threat than the rise of African-American vampirism in the late 70's to 90's.

[Omniumchristus]

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HAIL! I could not agree more, this movie is not to be viewed by fragile christian childrens eyes. If you find your child watching this satans work, confront him immediately, slap that KJB in his face!

Jesus

[Nobar King]

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HAIL! I could not agree more, this movie is not to be viewed by fragile christian childrens eyes. If you find your child watching this satans work, confront him immediately, slap that KJB in his face!

Jesus

Have you renounced your linguini deity? You know that it is just a ruse made up to irritate people who believe in the one true God.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Can vampires spread the AIDS?

I mean, they are Undead and all, but it seems like they could spread the AIDS even if they are not affected by the Gay Plague themselves.

What with all the blood-drinking and all. And most vampires seem to prefer to bite women, even though they look and dress like homers.

[Nobar King]

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My guess is that Yes, they do spread AIDS, otherwise we could use them to fight disease by filtering blood thru them, but I don't think that works.

[TwilightQueen19]

Re: Parents: New movie 'Twilight' is not for Christians

For your information vampires can not spread aids not to mention Twilight, New Moon, Eclispe, and Breaking Dawn are prefectly acceptable for children of all ages even adults!!!! read yourself and realize that it is a fictional story!!!!!


P.S VAMPIRES ARE A MYTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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(Meaningless tripe excised)

P.S VAMPIRES ARE A MYTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apart from the initial blithering you did (which amounts to child abuse and I will ensure that your Department of Faith file is updated to reflect your abusive tendencies), I must correct your ignorant "vampires are a myth" nonsense by saying that vampires are as real as unicorns, dragons and Jesus. Science has shown, time and again, that the Bible is 100% correct in the following verses:

10Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

Dragons are mentioned in the Bible more than homosexuality! And, unlike that nonsense about 'giving to the poor' and 'do unto others' drivel, this is something we can really support

Deuteronomy 32:33
Nehemiah 2:13
Job 30:29
Psalms 44:19
Psalms 74:13
Psalms 91:13
Psalms 148:7
Isiah 13:22
Isiah 27:1
Isiah 34:13
Isiah 35:7
Isiah 43:20
Isiah 51:20
Jeremiah 9:11
Jeremiah 10:22
Jeremiah 14:6
Jeremiah 49:33
Jeremiah 51:34,37
Ezekiel 29:3
Micah 1:8
Malachi 1:3

And as for Jesus, we all know He existed. How else would we be Saved®?!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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For your information vampires can not spread aids not to mention Twilight, New Moon, Eclispe, and Breaking Dawn are prefectly acceptable for children of all ages even adults!!!! read yourself and realize that it is a fictional story!!!!!


P.S VAMPIRES ARE A MYTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Either you are one of the most naive visitors we've ever had, or you're one of these undead fiends yourself, trying to throw us off your evil track! Just look at these abominable sites from the internets!

http://www.sanguinarius.org/

http://www.drinkdeeplyanddream.com/realvampire/

http://sphynxcatvp.nocturna.org/


The vampires are using computers and website pages to lure victims into their charnal houses of filth and bloodlust!

BE GONE YE UNCLEAN DEMONESS!!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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For your information vampires can not spread aids not to mention Twilight, New Moon, Eclispe, and Breaking Dawn are prefectly acceptable for children of all ages even adults!!!! read yourself and realize that it is a fictional story!!!!!


P.S VAMPIRES ARE A MYTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vampires are a myth and can't spread the AIDS. Mosquitoes are a myth too and don't spread malaria. Yes, you have convinced me. Vampires are mentioned in the bible many times as people with 'familiar spirits'.

[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

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omg how can you say such nonesense about a great movie like twilight?!

i saw it with my g/f like three times and we both loved it!! Neither one of us have aids or are satan worshippers. we haven't killed any babies after seeing it either so don't even bring that up!

It's just a movie ppl!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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omg how can you say such nonesense about a great movie like twilight?!

i saw it with my g/f like three times and we both loved it!! Neither one of us have aids or are satan worshippers. we haven't killed any babies after seeing it either so don't even bring that up!

It's just a movie ppl!

Three times eh? Strikes me that you are steeped in the lies of Satan and nothing you could ever say would be the truth - in fact, the truth would be the exact opposite, thus proving Landover's point.

Repent baby-eater!

[TwilightQueen19]

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omg how can you say such nonesense about a great movie like twilight?!

i saw it with my g/f like three times and we both loved it!! Neither one of us have aids or are satan worshippers. we haven't killed any babies after seeing it either so don't even bring that up!

It's just a movie ppl!

good for you! my eleven year old sister went to see it with me and my mom! BTW what bible are you reading oh great landover Scholars?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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good for you! my eleven year old sister went to see it with me and my mom! BTW what bible are you reading oh great landover Scholars?

The proper term is "Landover Theologians" which I will trouble you to capitalize properly.

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