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  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #16
    Re: What Would You Do?

    If I knew a True Christian(tm) woman who gave birth to a retarded, I'd immediately take her and the infant to the Pastors. They would exorcise the demon of retardedness from the child, and find out how the woman had fallen from grace to bring such shame upon herself.

    Either she would have to be a backslidden True Christian(tm), in which case she'd be excommunicated, or was never a True Christian(tm) in the first place . . . in which case, she'd go to the Landover Christian Re-Education Camp.
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    • the chosen one
      Unsaved trash
      • Jun 2009
      • 5

      #17
      Re: What Would You Do?

      you people are the ones who are retarded thinking that birth defects are demonds all of your are retarded so maby you should just throw yourselves into a fucking wood chipper

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      • Ebenezer Wright
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2008
        • 1021

        #18
        Re: What Would You Do?

        Originally posted by the chosen one View Post
        you people are the ones who are retarded thinking that birth defects are demonds all of your are retarded so maby you should just throw yourselves into a piffleing wood chipper
        You certainly aren't being very Christian-like. Suggesting that we True Christians get in line for the wood chipper behind all the demonic tards...
        Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

        Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #19
          Re: What Would You Do?

          Originally posted by the chosen one View Post
          you people are the ones who are retarded thinking that birth defects are demonds all of your are retarded so maby you should just throw yourselves into a piffleing wood chipper
          Obviously, you being such a heathen, doubtingly have generated a few 'special people'. Being this is your greatest accomplishment in life (my dog has had puppies, you two have a lot in common), we should get on our knees and Praise Jesus for you. Or, more realistically, you should follow what sister JennyD said.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • MidwestCatLady
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2009
            • 164

            #20
            Re: What Would You Do?

            I don't know. I have seen my sins come back and bite me in the ass and my children must carry the burden now too. It may be someone in the family brought this retarded curse upon them. I don't care for the chipper comment - funny though. However, perhaps having to care for a child with special needs is the lesson or punishment - this is the burden the family must bare for their sins.

            Kind of like the homo who gets AIDS and then converts to a True Christian and changes his behavior or lives a chaste existance. He still has AIDS even though Christ may have chosen to save his soul. His suffering here will not be less.

            Am I starting to understand yet?
            sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
            21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22882

              #21
              Re: What Would You Do?

              Originally posted by MidwestAgnostic View Post
              [...]Am I starting to understand yet?
              Probably - a little early to tell yet.
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              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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