[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Jello-Great American Dessert or Gateway to Gay?

Wouldn't mixing two or more flavors of Jello in the same desert be a metaphor for race mixing ??

It might confuse the children !!

Seems like some of the pictures in the first part of this thread are abominations !!!!

[*Rain*]

Re: Jello-Great American Dessert or Gateway to Gay?

I must say that Jello should only be a select choice of colors. And CERTAINLY not mixed, as Metatron said! Here are the colors....
Red: For Jesus's blood shed
Purple for His Royalty
Yellow For the yellow bellied Christians who don't stand up for HIM
Blue for Heaven (sky)

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Jello-Great American Dessert or Gateway to Gay?

I must say that Jello should only be a select choice of colors. And CERTAINLY not mixed, as Metatron said! Here are the colors....
Red: For Jesus's blood shed
Purple for His Royalty
Yellow For the yellow bellied Christians who don't stand up for HIM
Blue for Heaven (sky)

Why would anyone, based on your color assignments, want to eat yellow jello? I would think you would have included green jello. Green is the color of life. (Not withstanding hypocritical environmentalists who have hijacked the color green.)

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Jello-Great American Dessert or Gateway to Gay?

And don't put cottage cheese in Jello either !!!!

And don't make me sin explaining why.

{Think about it.}

[*Rain*]

Re: Jello-Great American Dessert or Gateway to Gay?

I was only thinking of a way to make Jello ok. I'm sorry if it wasn't well thought out. More reasons why women shouldn't speak in church. Along the lines of the cottage cheese, then Tapioca pudding would be ruled out, too.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Jello-Great American Dessert or Gateway to Gay?

And don't put cottage cheese in Jello either !!!!

And don't make me sin explaining why.

{Think about it.}

Don't make me stick you in quarantine boy

[Miss April]

Re: Jello-Great American Dessert or Gateway to Gay?

God loved David and Jonathan, just like he loves me and you, and just like I love you! (and I also love David and Jonathan, and God, and God loves you, and David and Jonathan love you, and David and Jonathan love God, and hopefully you love me, David and Jonathan, and God!)

Friend are you on any kind of Drugs? Of Course I love God what kind of question is that Fool

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Jello-Great American Dessert or Gateway to Gay?

God loved David and Jonathan, just like he loves me and you, and just like I love you! (and I also love David and Jonathan, and God, and God loves you, and David and Jonathan love you, and David and Jonathan love God, and hopefully you love me, David and Jonathan, and God!)

Son, where did you get that new age whiffle dust you must be smoking? Have you been watching too much Oprah, or has PBS engaged another one of those feckless motivational speakers for their latest pledge week?

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: Jello-Great American Dessert or Gateway to Gay?

Friend are you on any kind of Drugs? Of Course I love God what kind of question is that Fool

YAY! I'm do happy you love God, David and Jonathan, and me! But you probably shouldn't call me a fool, it makes Jesus cry.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Jello-Great American Dessert or Gateway to Gay?

YAY! I'm do happy you love God, David and Jonathan, and me! But you probably shouldn't call me a fool, it makes Jesus cry.

Missy, you're gonna make me hurl.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jello-Great American Dessert or Gateway to Gay?

But you probably shouldn't call me a fool, it makes Jesus cry.

That was very judgmental of you, wasn't it?

By the way, if you don't judge anyone or anything, how did you decide to love Jesus? That choice is a judgement....

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: Jello-Great American Dessert or Gateway to Gay?

Missy, you're gonna make me hurl.

I'm sorry