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  • Romeo Rovagnati
    Jesuit Insurgency Operative
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2016
    • 772

    #1

    "Zoomies" in dogs proves even animals are prone to demon possession

    "Zoomies", or FRAPs (Frenetic Random Activity Periods), is a state where your own dog runs like a craze aroud your home. This state is described by science as something "natural".

    However, we, as Christians, know very well that this is not the case. It is actually demon possession, as it is shown in Luke 8:
    26 Then they sailed to the country of the Gadarenes, which is opposite Galilee.
    27 And when He stepped out on the land, there met Him a certain man from the city who had demons for a long time. And he wore no clothes, nor did he live in a house but in the tombs.
    28 When he saw Jesus, he cried out, fell down before Him, and with a loud voice said, “What have I to do with You, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg You, do not torment me!”
    29 For He had commanded the unclean spirit to come out of the man. For it had often seized him, and he was kept under guard, bound with chains and shackles; and he broke the bonds and was driven by the demon into the wilderness.
    30 Jesus asked him, saying, “What is your name?” And he said, “Legion,” because many demons had entered him.
    31And they begged Him that He would not command them to go out into the abyss.
    32 Now a herd of many swine was feeding there on the mountain. So they begged Him that He would permit them to enter them. And He permitted them.
    33 Then the demons went out of the man and entered the swine, and the herd ran violently down the steep place into the lake and drowned.
    34 When those who fed them saw what had happened, they fled and told it in the city and in the country.
    35 Then they went out to see what had happened, and came to Jesus, and found the man from whom the demons had departed, sitting at the feet of Jesus, clothed and in his right mind. And they were afraid.
    36 They also who had seen it told them by what means he who had been demon-possessed was healed.
    37 Then the whole multitude of the surrounding region of the Gadarenes asked Him to depart from them, for they were seized with great fear. And He got into the boat and returned.
    38 Now the man from whom the demons had departed begged Him that he might be with Him. But Jesus sent him away, saying,
    39 “Return to your own house, and tell what great things God has done for you.” And he went his way and proclaimed throughout the whole city what great things Jesus had done for him.


    What has happened to pigs certainly can apply to dogs and other animals as well. Just look below and don't tell me this is completely "natural" and not demon influenced:


    If your own dog acts like this call an exorcist so he may be useful for another day.

    See you later!
  • handmaiden
    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 11652

    #2
    Well, obviously the child is a witch. Duh.
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

    Guns For God and the Economy

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    • Madame Frottage
      Forum Member, Midget Porn Enthusiast
      • Jan 2025
      • 306

      #3
      In Quebec for zippy dogs we say fui une chienne, Kiki which means (Kiki being the generic term for any yappy mutt) ...well it means many things. A coward, for whom fears a lady dog in the heat? Or a homosexual dog. There's a faggot pup in Giliad? Of course, there's a number of lusty men in this part of the world who turn dogs homosexual so they can be concubines.
      I was told get thee to a rectory. But then I saw Father Maurice ministering to Jerome the altar boy which tells me it has something to do with rectums.

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14708

        #4
        Originally posted by Madame Frottage View Post
        concubines
        Perhaps you're not having a very good day? Anyway, the point of being a concubine is that children produced are legitimate offspring (for the master) whereas prostitutes or slaves produce no such result. There would be a special case where one purchased for a son became a daughter-in-law, verifying the legit. status – but that is not the topic here.


        Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
        a state where your own dog runs like a craze aroud . . . If your own dog acts like this call an exorcist so he may be useful for another day.
        Popish exorcists are never useful in the first place.
        However, more pertinent to the case in point, Jesus did not exorcise the pigs: He drowned them.

        (it's verse 33e)

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