Keep your daughters away from David Letterman!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Keep your daughters away from David Letterman!

From our turbulent priest:

The females involved likely wanted to pass along his banking codes... why else would they entangle themselves with this much older man?

Once again we see how America is failing to maintain the importance of family values and the critical institution of marriage.

The Catholics are not helping with their damned annulments and the resultant bastardization of the afflicted children

Sex outside of Holy Matrimony is a recipe for trouble and repeatedly we can see all too clearly the consequences of such sinful activity.

At last you get one right! Your boy buggering priest hood has certainly emphasized that point (without actually learning anything from it !).

We Catholics have a long and sturdy tradition of respecting the boundary that exists between illicit sexual relations and proper sexual relations within the sacred institution of a Catholic marriage.

With countless examples of church hierarchy approved pedophilia I don't see how anyone could use the word 'respecting' .

Perhaps there is no better time for this sinner than now to walk over to St. Patrick's Cathedral (it is close to his place of work) light a candle, make a nice contribution and ask to meet with a Priest for advice on how to live a life without the temptations of the flesh coming to haunt you.

Ghastly depravities of the flesh await anyone who follows that advice !!!



Bless you, my glass house geezers,
Father Mo







.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Keep your daughters away from David Letterman!

This outrages me that a rich and powerful older man can abuse his authority and seduce young, innocent women! What kind of scumbag would do this to a girl? Does he have no decency? Robbing them of their innocence and sending them straight to Hell!

Hopefully, I will be able to get in contact with these girls and have them join me for my private one-on-one pastoral counseling and Bible study so they can salvage what is left of their souls. Of course, I'm going to have dig deep into their souls to help them.

It just disgusts me to think of that grizzled old man getting hot 'n sweaty with young 19 year old interns. Surely he will burn in hell for his sins!

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Keep your daughters away from David Letterman!

The females involved likely wanted to pass along his banking codes... why else would they entangle themselves with this much older man?

Once again we see how America is failing to maintain the importance of family values and the critical institution of marriage. Sex outside of Holy Matrimony is a recipe for trouble and repeatedly we can see all too clearly the consequences of such sinful activity.

We Catholics have a long and sturdy tradition of respecting the boundary that exists between illicit sexual relations and proper sexual relations within the sacred institution of a Catholic marriage. Perhaps there is no better time for this sinner than now to walk over to St. Patrick's Cathedral (it is close to his place of work) light a candle, make a nice contribution and ask to meet with a Priest for advice on how to live a life without the temptations of the flesh coming to haunt you.



Bless you, my glass house geezers,
Father Mo







.

[John Scopes]

Re: Keep your daughters away from David Letterman!

There is always the possibility that Mr. Letterman was merely driven by the instinct to pass on his genetic code. He would not be able to suppress this urge if the females involved sensed this, and as a consequence seduced him, so they might assist in passing that code to future generations.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Keep your daughters away from David Letterman!

Wow, this is a stunner.

I have been boycotting Letterman's show thinking he was an unrepentant homersixual.

And now this.


It never occurred to me he was a vile bisixual.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Keep your daughters away from David Letterman!

I'm not sure who this guy is, but he looks like a damned joo to me.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Keep your daughters away from David Letterman!

Chaste young women should not consider any career in the theater or entertainment business if they expect to retain their virginity. They should be dissuaded at all costs.

[eliot mayfield]

He has acknowledged he is a vile fornicator with young women.

Now we know what he was thinking about Willow Palin!