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  • #16
    Re: Dungeons and Dragons caused Alabama University massacre!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Jack Chick has been warning us about the evils of Dungeons and Dragons for years now. Too few people take his work seriously.
    Forgive me, Pastor, but I'm afraid even I don't take Jack Chick seriously. From what I can tell, he's a bit of a namby-pamby liberal, and I have been quite disappointed with the lukewarm depictions of hellfire and brimstone in his works. Nowhere is it shown repeated sodomizing with rusty metal spikes like in the visions Jesus sends me while I'm lying in bed, praying for Him to remove the sinful bulge in my personally imposed chastity belt.
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