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  • Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
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    • Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

      Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
      The tramp admits to yet ANOTHER perversion. Why am I not surprised? How many times have you abused your lady place today? Three? Four? Five times?

      The thought of a lesbian like your rubbing herself "down there" makes me want to lock myself in my prayer closet for an hour! Shame on you!
      We all know what you're doing in your "prayer closet" and it doesn't take you an hour.

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      • Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

        Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
        We all know what you're doing in your "prayer closet" and it doesn't take you an hour.
        Captain Portway is a married man. If he needed to do what you're suggesting, he would just spend some quality time with his wife.

        Personally, I'm glad I never "took matters into my own hands". I just "Let go and let God".
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
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        • Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          Captain Portway is a married man. If he needed to do what you're suggesting, he would just spend some quality time with his wife.

          Personally, I'm glad I never "took matters into my own hands". I just "Let go and let God".
          Grace and peace to you in the name of Jesus Christ.

          This is my first post after about an hour of reading various subjects on your forum. I could not help but see that you all accept that Jesus Christ is the way, truth, and life. I wanted to clarify though, do you believe that salvation is by grace, as is spoken of in Romans, Corinthians, Galatians, Ephesians, and the like? Not of works, lest any man should boast. Also that Christ died for your sins, and that your are dead to sin because you are identified with him, not due to a law of righteousness, but because you believed on Christ?

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          • Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

            Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
            We all know what you're doing in your "prayer closet" and it doesn't take you an hour.
            What are you implying, you filthy whore! If you would bother to take a glance at my medals, you would notice that I'm cured of my Onanism. I use my prayer closet for studying the Bible in private. It helps me come closer to the Lord.
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            • Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

              Originally posted by 2 Tim 3:16 View Post
              Grace and peace to you in the name of Jesus Christ.

              This is my first post after about an hour of reading various subjects on your forum. I could not help but see that you all accept that Jesus Christ is the way, truth, and life. I wanted to clarify though, do you believe that salvation is by grace, as is spoken of in Romans, Corinthians, Galatians, Ephesians, and the like? Not of works, lest any man should boast. Also that Christ died for your sins, and that your are dead to sin because you are identified with him, not due to a law of righteousness, but because you believed on Christ?
              II Timothy 3:16 All Scripture is giuen by inspiration of God, & is profitable for doctrine, for reproofe, for correction, for instrution in righteousnesse
              ©1611

              Yes that is what we believe, however when selecting passages it is important to know what the words actually mean. Most people just make things up in their heads and then say that the words of Scripture mean that. God is always clear what He means. There are a few good verses in the 3:16 series but they should not be taken out of context. Here's another one
              Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorowe and thy conception. In sorow thou shalt bring forth children: and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and hee shall rule ouer thee.
              ©1611

              Secularists pretend that means all sorts of things - why I've even heard that by consuming semen (the fruit of the tree in the middle of the garden) Eve caused the size of her children's brains to increase so that they would have difficulty being born! Once these atheists get going the sky's the limit!! I never express opinions or offer teaching but defer to The Pastors in all matters. There is an introduction forum here where you can introduce yourself.

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              • Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

                Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                What are you implying, you filthy whore! If you would bother to take a glance at my medals, you would notice that I'm cured of my Onanism. I use my prayer closet for studying the Bible in private. It helps me come closer to the Lord.
                Is that why the pages are all stuck together?

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                • Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

                  Quite simple really. Bind his hands together and cut off his tallywacker. There problem solved, cheap, easy with little mess. Thank me later.
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                  • Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

                    Originally posted by 2 Tim 3:16 View Post
                    Grace and peace to you in the name of Jesus Christ.

                    This is my first post after about an hour of reading various subjects on your forum. I could not help but see that you all accept that Jesus Christ is the way, truth, and life. I wanted to clarify though, do you believe that salvation is by grace, as is spoken of in Romans, Corinthians, Galatians, Ephesians, and the like? Not of works, lest any man should boast. Also that Christ died for your sins, and that your are dead to sin because you are identified with him, not due to a law of righteousness, but because you believed on Christ?
                    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

                      Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                      Yesterday my wife was cooking dinner as usual. When the dinner was ready I went to call my younger son but when I opened the door he sat naked on his bed masturbating over a pornographic magazine! Of course I gave him a hard beating and made him pray to the LORD until bedtime. Me and my wife are in shock, I have beaten my sons all their lives but sometimes they don't seem to understand the will of God. I am very concerned about this and I simply don't know what to do. I have always given them a daily spanking before bedtime but I feel like they need more beatings so they can seriously feel God's anger. Should I beat them more often or is there a better way to make them understand?
                      If you buy and take a Chastity Device to your son, it can prevent touching himself. There are many types that you can choose.
                      Just search on the internet.
                      Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                      13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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                      • Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

                        Deuteronomy 21:18 Deuteronomy 21:21 he has disobeyed the word of God

                        Leviticus 21:17 He is obviously blemished by his inability to listen to the word of God

                        You must Stone him and then disregard his existence completely
                        If I had a nickle for every time I see a man damning himself to an eternity of pain and suffering,God would get an infinity of nickels.

                        Leviticus 19:28

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                        • Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

                          Yes you have the right to beat him for that sin.
                          What's this about daily spanking do they have to do something wrong? Or you just beat them for no reason? How can that be godly beating them daily for no reason.
                          I can tell you a little about my child hood growing up yes i got beating's and my food taken away for bad grades in school my conduct was all A and B's but for work math reading etc i got D-F. I got tested to find out i have metal illness and learning Disability My beatings was by fist not hand's or belt's. Now i have been single all my life i was born june 5 1990 i am now 22 i have not found the right one for me.
                          i have turn down a lot of lady's it just seem like they just wanted to use my good's.
                          I even have a ring on my finger with a cross and little Bible verses in it on my married finger still never stop the women from coming to me asking me out.
                          And yes i am saved!!! i have never had sex nor do i look forward to having sex ever!!!.

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                          • Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

                            Originally posted by Echa4361 View Post
                            Yes you have the right to beat him for that sin.
                            What's this about daily spanking do they have to do something wrong? Or you just beat them for no reason? How can that be godly beating them daily for no reason.
                            I can tell you a little about my child hood growing up yes i got beating's and my food taken away for bad grades in school my conduct was all A and B's but for work math reading etc i got D-F. I got tested to find out i have metal illness and learning Disability My beatings was by fist not hand's or belt's. Now i have been single all my life i was born june 5 1990 i am now 22 i have not found the right one for me.
                            i have turn down a lot of lady's it just seem like they just wanted to use my good's.
                            I even have a ring on my finger with a cross and little Bible verses in it on my married finger still never stop the women from coming to me asking me out.
                            And yes i am saved!!! i have never had sex nor do i look forward to having sex ever!!!.
                            Fascinating...

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                            • Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

                                Originally posted by Echa4361 View Post
                                Yes you have the right to beat him for that sin.
                                What's this about daily spanking do they have to do something wrong? Or you just beat them for no reason? How can that be godly beating them daily for no reason.
                                I can tell you a little about my child hood growing up yes i got beating's and my food taken away for bad grades in school my conduct was all A and B's but for work math reading etc i got D-F. I got tested to find out i have metal illness and learning Disability My beatings was by fist not hand's or belt's. Now i have been single all my life i was born june 5 1990 i am now 22 i have not found the right one for me.
                                i have turn down a lot of lady's it just seem like they just wanted to use my good's.
                                I even have a ring on my finger with a cross and little Bible verses in it on my married finger still never stop the women from coming to me asking me out.
                                And yes i am saved!!! i have never had sex nor do i look forward to having sex ever!!!.
                                Friend, you are not the sharpest scribe on Gods team. God, through your father, was trying to beat the stupid out of you. Jesus sees you trying to play the 'poor me, I have a disability' card and it displeases Him greatly. You must devote your entire life to God. Pray continuously that God takes away your moron and turns you into a decent person peolpe might like.
                                But until God cures you, do not get married or have any babies.

                                Do not despair, I'll be praying for you.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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