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  • Sidoain
    Unsaved trash, Hatian with the AIDS!
    • Jul 2009
    • 173

    #61
    Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

    [QUOTE=James Dewitt;511920]
    Originally posted by shrimp View Post

    That is what the man said, are you a female?
    Well, my teacher(woman) Said that women brains is the same size of a gorilla brain.
    Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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    • True Disciple
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2445

      #62
      Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

      Originally posted by Sidoain View Post

      Well, my teacher(woman) Said that women brains is the same size of a gorilla brain.
      And that says a lot, doesn't it?

      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22355

        #63
        Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

        Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
        And that says a lot, doesn't it?
        Actually that still seems too large to me. Aren't female brains even smaller than that?

        Originally posted by shrimp View Post
        I could easily be smarter than you!
        Impossible! You clearly watched too many Twilight Zone episodes.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Nolita
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2010
          • 78

          #64
          Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

          Then why not just ban all of us women then?

          And men do have larger brains than women. But, most of that is mostly useless soft tissue that has no use. And women use their brains on a daily basis, men... I often wonder why they have one. Hmm..
          1 Timothy 2:11-15
          Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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          • Sidoain
            Unsaved trash, Hatian with the AIDS!
            • Jul 2009
            • 173

            #65
            Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

            Originally posted by Nolitafaerietale View Post
            Then why not just ban all of us women then?

            And men do have larger brains than women. But, most of that is mostly useless soft tissue that has no use. And women use their brains on a daily basis, men... I often wonder why they have one. Hmm..
            Well, at school, from 5 years old teal today, 19 years old, they always give awards to the smartest of the year for any type of different class. I rarely see woman winning an award.
            Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22355

              #66
              Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

              Originally posted by Nolitafaerietale View Post
              Then why not just ban all of us women then?
              An excellent suggestion.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • BelieverInGod
                Fourm Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #67
                Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                Originally posted by Nolitafaerietale View Post
                Then why not just ban all of us women then?

                And men do have larger brains than women. But, most of that is mostly useless soft tissue that has no use. And women use their brains on a daily basis, men... I often wonder why they have one. Hmm..
                So you're a man hating lesbian? Is this how you attract a potential husband? By telling him how superior you are to his non-thinking ways? I look around at what the modern world has done to "liberate" us women, and I would go back to the sexist 50's any time. At least back then men were men and women were women. Now the media seems to want to make women men and men children.
                Drama queen

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                • Nolita
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 78

                  #68
                  Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                  Originally posted by Sidoain View Post
                  Well, at school, from 5 years old teal today, 19 years old, they always give awards to the smartest of the year for any type of different class. I rarely see woman winning an award.
                  Actually, in all the schools I have ever been to, it has mostly been the girls who won the most awards. When it it came to athletics, however, the men and women scored about even.

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  An excellent suggestion.
                  Do it, I dare you. You have too many of your "true christian" women on here like Talitha and... Crap, I can only remember her name, because I liked it. :S

                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                  So you're a man hating lesbian? Is this how you attract a potential husband? By telling him how superior you are to his non-thinking ways? I look around at what the modern world has done to "liberate" us women, and I would go back to the sexist 50's any time. At least back then men were men and women were women. Now the media seems to want to make women men and men children.
                  No, I am not a man hating lesbian. I actually love men very much. . . If you know what I mean.

                  I do agree however, the fifties were a MUCH better time than this though.
                  1 Timothy 2:11-15
                  Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22355

                    #69
                    Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                    Originally posted by Nolitafaerietale View Post
                    Do it, I dare you. You have too many of your "true christian" women on here like Talitha and... Crap, I can only remember her name, because I liked it.
                    True Christian(tm) women are free of sin so there is no need to ban them. Also all True Christian(tm) women will be under the protection and supervision of their father or husband.

                    1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."

                    Revelation 1:5 "And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood"


                    1st John 3:9
                    "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Seth Campbell
                      Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 1565

                      #70
                      Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                      The good Brother makes some valid points. I know I've been dealing with sarcasm since I've been allowing my wife on here. I let her have the internet so she could search for recipes, cleaning tips and education research for my sons.

                      I will have to pray on this.
                      PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                      Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                      Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22355

                        #71
                        Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                        Originally posted by BIGs_Boss View Post
                        I know I've been dealing with sarcasm since I've been allowing my wife on here.
                        Seems like an excellent reason to revoke her computer privileges!
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • amymareexx
                          Unsaved trash, teenaged jap wannabee
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 76

                          #72
                          Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                          I'm sorry, I'm honestly not spamming. I'm just reading through the forums on this site, and I came across this one and it actually sickened me. I cannot believe this...
                          God created us all equally in his image, so why do you look down upon women and call them 'stupid' and state that time on the internet will turn them into a lesbian? Again, an honest question. I honestly do not remember where in the Bible it says women are stupid.
                          Live deliberate - Christopher Gutierrez

                          Lol'ing like an idiot.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552

                            #73
                            Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                            Originally posted by amymareexx View Post
                            God created us all equally
                            Where does it say that in the Bible?

                            Did you bother to read the thread carefully, from the beginning? I'm guessing you didn't.

                            Do you even know what the Bible says about women?

                            1 Timothy 2:11-15
                            Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

                            1 Peter 3:1
                            Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22355

                              #74
                              Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                              Originally posted by amymareexx View Post
                              I'm sorry, I'm honestly not spamming. I'm just reading through the forums on this site, and I came across this one and it actually sickened me. I cannot believe this... God created us all equally in his image, so why do you look down upon women and call them 'stupid' and state that time on the internet will turn them into a lesbian? Again, an honest question. I honestly do not remember where in the Bible it says women are stupid.
                              I provided proof for all 5 reasons in the first posting. Did you read the first posting? There are also blue letters with a line under them. Those are called "hyperlinks". You can click on them with your mouse to get more information. It took me a while to figure that out, but it works very well.
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • amymareexx
                                Unsaved trash, teenaged jap wannabee
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 76

                                #75
                                Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Where does it say that in the Bible?

                                Did you bother to read the thread carefully, from the beginning? I'm guessing you didn't.

                                Do you even know what the Bible says about women?
                                Yes, that is a fair call. I did not. I don't have the time to read the whole thing, but one page was enough to upset me.

                                Fair enough (the Bible passages) but I still don't see where it suggests women are stupid.
                                Women are not slaves, and I know I'm going to get another 'reputation' for this (actually, on that note, I don't understand why I got one of them) but I find this rather sexist, even if some parts of the Bible say a woman is subject to her husband, which I understand. But name calling... no.
                                Live deliberate - Christopher Gutierrez

                                Lol'ing like an idiot.

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