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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

He sure wasn't the sharpest knife...

Most of those quotes are exquisitely explained in several threads.

Most often because some idiot who dares call himself/herself/itself a christian comes along and wants to cherry pick the bible.

PRAISE THE LORD!

p.s. didy, we'll still make a TRUE CHRISTIAN out of you.

[Didymus Much]

Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

You all must actually be piffleing idiots. You really must. Do you piffleing want for women to be medieval again. Do you want to have this as a rule. Because, with this you must accept other ridiculous rules and piffleing idiotic lores like:

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
2 Kings 2:23-25
Leviticus 20:13
1 Timothy 2:12-14
Genesis 3:16-18

Guess what, Bruce? THEY DO. That's what being a Christian means. It means believing the Bible is true, ALL OF IT. The Bible says that of you don't believe that the entire Bible is true, then just believing bits and pieces of it won't do you any good at all:

Revelation 3:16 "So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth."

The only thing from the Old Testament that doesn't apply today is the shrimp thing:

Matthew 15:11 "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man."

[RainbowSheep]

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You all must actually be fucking idiots. You really must. Do you fucking want for women to be medieval again. Do you want to have this as a rule. Because, with this you must accept other ridiculous rules and fucking idiotic lores like:

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
2 Kings 2:23-25
Leviticus 20:13
1 Timothy 2:12-14
Genesis 3:16-18

[bonnyboop]

Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

Women should stay at home to cook, clean, sew and raise/teach children. The only time they should leave is to buy groceries, get their kids, and go to Baptist Church. Any other time is unnecessary and shoukd hopefully be avoided.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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A woman simply cannot be trusted without constant supervision from her father or husband. A woman, left to her own devices

A woman without a man is utterly lost to Christ.

AMEN! You can say that again, Brother! These women are products of the Worldy schooling system. See how well it served them! Just LOOK what happened when they tried to read a book!

[IreneS]

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And if you were my father, I would have no problem in calling the police so they will put you under arrest for domestic violence, because you make me cry.

So it's now a crime to make spoiled brats cry? The USA under Obama is certainly sinking fast!

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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And if you were my father, I would have no problem in calling the police so they will put you under arrest for domestic violence, because you make me cry.

Thank you for giving me the heartiest laugh I've had all day...the tears are streaming down my face...do you really think, I mean c'mon, be serious, do you really think the police force in Landover would take any action whatsoever against the holiest man on Earth for anything, but particularly when he is doing God's will?

[BrownEyeKisser]

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You really are a sad case. How low are you willing to sink in your efforts to offend Jesus?

If you were my daughter I'd beat you every day. That's how much I care.

And if you were my father, I would have no problem in calling the police so they will put you under arrest for domestic violence, because you make me cry.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I left my house today, I came back just a while ago, and in the night I'm going to go out to celebrate the new year by having sex with random strangers. I think I'm going to enjoy it more since I know here I have people who don't want me to do it, since you hate women

You really are a sad case. How low are you willing to sink in your efforts to offend Jesus?

If you were my daughter I'd beat you every day. That's how much I care.

[IreneS]

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Yes, we know already that you hate Jesus. So what are you doing here..... again?

I think she believes she's clever, whereas in reality, she's proving how totally and utterly stupid she really is.

[Basilissa]

Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

I left my house today, I came back just a while ago, and in the night I'm going to go out to celebrate the new year by having sex with random strangers. I think I'm going to enjoy it more since I know here I have people who don't want me to do it, since you hate women

Yes, we know already that you hate Jesus. So what are you doing here..... again?

[BrownEyeKisser]

Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

I left my house today, I came back just a while ago, and in the night I'm going to go out to celebrate the new year by having sex with random strangers. I think I'm going to enjoy it more since I know here I have people who don't want me to do it, since you hate women

[Oceans676]

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I was home one night a little late, when I found the front door left open and a trail of period blood leading away from the door. I knew my PMS'ing wife had beat a hasty retreat to avoid our rigorous bible lessons tonight. I got in my jeep (With crosses decal'd on the hood) got my lasso and gave chase, she was half way across town but I followed the stench of a heretic and it led me right to her I leaned my head out the window and started winding up my lasso, there were a few kids watching so I knew this would be a good educational oppurtunity. While going 40 mph I lassoed her spun the truck around got out and threw her in the truck. She was much more attentive at the bible reading later that night.

JESUS GAVE ME THE POWER

These are (mostly) all married men, you cannot fool them into believing your story. It's obvious that women's private parts don't gush blood until it spills out all over the floor. Do you take these men for idiots?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Are you *** profanity removed *** sexist?! Women and men are equal! Wanna go back to those days were if we think differently, we would be killed! You want that *** profanity removed ***?!

If you can't make your points without resorting to potty language, you will be asked to leave.

YiC,

Zech

[Secular1]

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Are you *** profanity removed *** sexist?! Women and men are equal! Wanna go back to those days were if we think differently, we would be killed! You want that *** profanity removed ***?!