[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Pediabear Stories: What's your favorite?

I'd like to state that I am fully against Pediabear. In the world of today where children have access to the internet they can easily find such things as this - http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pedobear -
I therefore do not condone Pediabear as it is only a step away from being misunderstood as a pedophile bear that only wants to rape our young children. The author of the book should have though of the name of the bear before deciding on "pediabear".
My children have been taught that anything can be misconstrued and misunderstood by any person they are talking to. You should al be ashamed of yourself for pushing these books into the fragile minds of our children!

Why do you cathlicks always have to twist every Christian concept and turn it into something sexual and perverse? Can't you pedophiles just keep your wicked fantasies to yourselves?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pediabear Stories: What's your favorite?

I'd like to state that I am fully against Pediabear. In the world of today where children have access to the internet they can easily find such things as this - http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pedobear -
I therefore do not condone Pediabear as it is only a step away from being misunderstood as a pedophile bear that only wants to rape our young children. The author of the book should have though of the name of the bear before deciding on "pediabear".
My children have been taught that anything can be misconstrued and misunderstood by any person they are talking to. You should al be ashamed of yourself for pushing these books into the fragile minds of our children!

Yes, dear troll. We are well aware that a few retards at 4chan have transformed Pediabear into a depraved icon of perversion.

So, because some basement-dwelling chronic masturbators who only stop wanking over tranny twink scat porn long enough to grab a swig of Mountain Dew decided to make a mockery of the long-established and well-loved Pediabear, we should burn perfectly good books that teach positive messages of love and redemption, like Pediabear and the Well-Hung Dictator, about Pediabear's visit to Iraq for Saddam Hussein's execution? I think not.

[MisterM]

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Yes, dear troll. We are well aware that a few retards at 4chan have transformed Pediabear into a depraved icon of perversion.

WARNING!!! DO NOT GOOGLE 4chan OR VISIT THE SITE

I did. I think I need talk with Pastor really soon. I'm also thinking about eye surgery to remove my eyes so would EVER BE ABLE TO SEE 4CHAN again.

If you think you know what the pervs are capable of, you don't know half of it before seeing 4chan.

Of course now that I have seen the abomination, maybe I should study it? There where some really hot horrible pictures of young girls in /b/

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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WARNING!!! DO NOT GOOGLE 4chan OR VISIT THE SITE

I did. I think I need talk with Pastor really soon. I'm also thinking about eye surgery to remove my eyes so would EVER BE ABLE TO SEE 4CHAN again.

If you think you know what the pervs are capable of, you don't know half of it before seeing 4chan.

Of course now that I have seen the abomination, maybe I should study it? There where some really hot horrible pictures of young girls in /b/

Only a Saved True Christian(tm) man should view /b/. It is known to turn even atheists and satanists into raging homosexuals, and is rumored to infect unwitting young men with the sodomania.

[Jo Freddie]

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Has he moved from books to commercials now?

[MisterM]

Re: Pediabear Stories: What's your favorite?

Look what I found from local second-hand bookshop, it is some sort of Pediabear comic book. I haven't yet checked it by myself but my kids told me that it was really interesting.

[I once belived]

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I remember "Pediabear learns to keep a special secret."

Hey we all know you still crave a <profane language removed>

[Faith_Machine]

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Does anybody here remember the Pediabear TV specials? They were stop-motion animated, I think by George Pal or Ray Harryhausen?

Watching them was always such a treat when I was little! My favorite was the one where the kindly old chocolatier befriends Pediabear and gives him a tour of his fudge factory!

[GODisHoly]

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I'd like to know more about this Pediabear. I was wondering where I can order some Pediabear books or if it's possible order the entire collection? Maybe one of you can let me borrow a book so my kids can read it till I get some of my own?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pediabear Stories: What's your favorite?

I'd like to know more about this Pediabear. I was wondering where I can order some Pediabear books or if it's possible order the entire collection? Maybe one of you can let me borrow a book so my kids can read it till I get some of my own?

Unfortunately, the Pediabear books are currently out of print. The Freehold Public Library and the Landover Baptist Church library have copies, of course.

[Jpagan]

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Wow, even I had Pediabear books growing up. I think my mom donated them to goodwill because she thought I out grew them. Wasn't there a book; Pediabear and the First Day of school, and Pediabear and the Monster in the Closet? I'd love reminiscing about this beloved children's classic.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pediabear Stories: What's your favorite?

Wow, even I had Pediabear books growing up. I think my mom donated them to goodwill because she thought I out grew them. Wasn't there a book; Pediabear and the First Day of school, and Pediabear and the Monster in the Closet? I'd love reminiscing about this beloved children's classic.

I didn't realize you were raised in a proper Christian household!

What happened?

And I'm glad to see that someone out there remembers Pediabear.

I did read Pediabear and the Monster in the Closet once. In that story, Pediabear wanders into a Catholic cathedral and hears a voice calling to him from the confessional. Being little, he thinks it's a closet!

Do you remember the scary ClosetedMonster? Gave me nightmares!


Closet Monster "blesses" a Chevy Volt, moments
before it bursts into flames. Coincidence?

[Jpagan]

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I didn't realize you were raised in a proper Christian household!

What happened?

And I'm glad to see that someone out there remembers Pediabear.

I did read Pediabear and the Monster in the Closet once. In that story, Pediabear wanders into a Catholic cathedral and hears a voice calling to him from the confessional. Being little, he thinks it's a closet!

I mentioned in my introduction that things at home became unbearable or suffocating for me. It was those experiences that led me to apostatize myself...but something as sweet as Pediabear tugged at my heart strings.

My favorite growing up was Pediabear's first tummy ache. I remember the story was something about visiting friends for a sleepover and they only had salads for dinner and it ruined his trip. Something along those lines. Would love to hear if anyone remembers more than the gist of it.

[Catherine Moore]

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Sadly I don't think we got Pediabear over here in the Godless UK. From your synopses though the case of the missing salami sounds excellent. I've never really been into salami myself (although I hear a lot of girls are envious of people with them) but it sounds like an excellent adventure.

[Roberta]

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Every day I thank Jesus that my forefathers had the common sense to hop the Mayflower.