[I once belived]

Re: Pediabear Stories: What's your favorite?

I remember "Pediabear learns to keep a special secret."

Hey we all know you still crave a <profane language removed>

[MisterM]

Re: Pediabear Stories: What's your favorite?

Look what I found from local second-hand bookshop, it is some sort of Pediabear comic book. I haven't yet checked it by myself but my kids told me that it was really interesting.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Pediabear Stories: What's your favorite?

Has he moved from books to commercials now?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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WARNING!!! DO NOT GOOGLE 4chan OR VISIT THE SITE

I did. I think I need talk with Pastor really soon. I'm also thinking about eye surgery to remove my eyes so would EVER BE ABLE TO SEE 4CHAN again.

If you think you know what the pervs are capable of, you don't know half of it before seeing 4chan.

Of course now that I have seen the abomination, maybe I should study it? There where some really hot horrible pictures of young girls in /b/

Only a Saved True Christian(tm) man should view /b/. It is known to turn even atheists and satanists into raging homosexuals, and is rumored to infect unwitting young men with the sodomania.

[MisterM]

Re: Pediabear Stories: What's your favorite?

Yes, dear troll. We are well aware that a few retards at 4chan have transformed Pediabear into a depraved icon of perversion.

WARNING!!! DO NOT GOOGLE 4chan OR VISIT THE SITE

I did. I think I need talk with Pastor really soon. I'm also thinking about eye surgery to remove my eyes so would EVER BE ABLE TO SEE 4CHAN again.

If you think you know what the pervs are capable of, you don't know half of it before seeing 4chan.

Of course now that I have seen the abomination, maybe I should study it? There where some really hot horrible pictures of young girls in /b/

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pediabear Stories: What's your favorite?

I'd like to state that I am fully against Pediabear. In the world of today where children have access to the internet they can easily find such things as this - http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pedobear -
I therefore do not condone Pediabear as it is only a step away from being misunderstood as a pedophile bear that only wants to rape our young children. The author of the book should have though of the name of the bear before deciding on "pediabear".
My children have been taught that anything can be misconstrued and misunderstood by any person they are talking to. You should al be ashamed of yourself for pushing these books into the fragile minds of our children!

Yes, dear troll. We are well aware that a few retards at 4chan have transformed Pediabear into a depraved icon of perversion.

So, because some basement-dwelling chronic masturbators who only stop wanking over tranny twink scat porn long enough to grab a swig of Mountain Dew decided to make a mockery of the long-established and well-loved Pediabear, we should burn perfectly good books that teach positive messages of love and redemption, like Pediabear and the Well-Hung Dictator, about Pediabear's visit to Iraq for Saddam Hussein's execution? I think not.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Pediabear Stories: What's your favorite?

I'd like to state that I am fully against Pediabear. In the world of today where children have access to the internet they can easily find such things as this - http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pedobear -
I therefore do not condone Pediabear as it is only a step away from being misunderstood as a pedophile bear that only wants to rape our young children. The author of the book should have though of the name of the bear before deciding on "pediabear".
My children have been taught that anything can be misconstrued and misunderstood by any person they are talking to. You should al be ashamed of yourself for pushing these books into the fragile minds of our children!

Why do you cathlicks always have to twist every Christian concept and turn it into something sexual and perverse? Can't you pedophiles just keep your wicked fantasies to yourselves?

[Cursed]

Re: Pediabear Stories: What's your favorite?

I'd like to state that I am fully against Pediabear. In the world of today where children have access to the internet they can easily find such things as this - http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pedobear -
I therefore do not condone Pediabear as it is only a step away from being misunderstood as a pedophile bear that only wants to rape our young children. The author of the book should have though of the name of the bear before deciding on "pediabear".
My children have been taught that anything can be misconstrued and misunderstood by any person they are talking to. You should al be ashamed of yourself for pushing these books into the fragile minds of our children!

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[Solarus]

Re: Pediabear Stories: What's your favorite?

I'd like to state that I am fully against Pediabear. In the world of today where children have access to the internet they can easily find such things as this - http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pedobear -
I therefore do not condone Pediabear as it is only a step away from being misunderstood as a pedophile bear that only wants to rape our young children. The author of the book should have though of the name of the bear before deciding on "pediabear".
My children have been taught that anything can be misconstrued and misunderstood by any person they are talking to. You should al be ashamed of yourself for pushing these books into the fragile minds of our children!

[Jimmy C Lombardo]

Re: Pediabear Stories: What's your favorite?

My kids get a real boing out of Pediabears' Super-Special Pop-Up Book.

[Didymus Much]

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It's Pediabear's Turn in the Barrel - Fun Times at Camp

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Curious Pediabear and the Man with Free Candy


Pediabear is walking home from the park when a white van pulls up along Pedi and offers him some free candy.

Does Pedi climb in and take the free candy?

You will have to read the book to find out.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Pediabear Stories: What's your favorite?

I always used to read 'Close Your Eyes, Pediabear' and 'Pediabear Gets A Special Surprise' to my children.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pediabear Stories: What's your favorite?

I've never read the pediabear stories, lived overseas when I was younger, but they sure sound wholesome to me. That's the problem, these days, too much witchcraft and satanism in children's stories, not enough good old fashioned religion and truth. Really, people wonder why the world is going down the drain when people aren't raising their children with the Lord.

Well said, Mr. Maudlin!

A mother in my congregation just donated Pediabear and the Youth Pastor, Pediabear Meets a Sock Puppet, and That Tickles! Uncle Jeb Finds Pediabear's Tickle Spot.

[Adam_Maudite]

Re: Pediabear Stories: What's your favorite?

I've never read the pediabear stories, lived overseas when I was younger, but they sure sound wholesome to me. That's the problem, these days, too much witchcraft and satanism in children's stories, not enough good old fashioned religion and truth. Really, people wonder why the world is going down the drain when people aren't raising their children with the Lord.