[Des]

Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

We should expect nothing short of this from the Netherregions. As they lack the talent for music (having never practiced in choirs) their 'music' consists of playing a single note as rapidly as possible (made easier by their practice of masturbation) while someone provides vocals after gargling with drain cleaner-producing unintelligible noises reminiscent to a hog being strangled at the bottom of a barrel. Get used to the sound, Netherbeast, because those are the noises you'll be making in Hell when Satan's army is swabbing your poopdeck for all of eternity.

Glory onto Him.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

What is black metal? Is it like heavy metal, but with negros?

[Godfly]

Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

I don't let my children listen to music played by negros. If any negros try and burn down Landover Baptist Church they are in for a surprise. LBC has more asbestos than any standing structure in the world! I think it's in a record books somewhere.

[Putrid_Idolatry]

Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

Keep in mind that Christianity and the other religions of the world will soon be gone, and you feeble minded, incapable, disgusting fools no longer run the show. I may not have built this kindgom, but I'll make fucking sure to protect it from you sad, idiotic people.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

Keep in mind that Christianity and the other religions of the world will soon be gone, and you feeble minded, incapable, disgusting fools no longer run the show. I may not have built this kindgom, but I'll make piffleing sure to protect it from you sad, idiotic people.

Well, that was a first try. Not a good one, but at least a try. Now, try to write something that actually makes any sense.

Go!

[SamuelB]

Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

Keep in mind that Christianity and the other religions of the world will soon be gone, and you feeble minded, incapable, disgusting fools no longer run the show. I may not have built this kindgom, but I'll make piffleing sure to protect it from you sad, idiotic people.

Friend, Try making your own introduction thread and tell us a little more of your false God's ways. Just remember what ever it is you worship you'll always be wrong and we'll always be right. good luck burning in hell.

Your Brother in him,
Samuel.B

[Diesel Stanford]

Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

Sadly yes. My 15 year old daughter has started listening to metal music. If she was listening only to Killing For Christ, I'd be happy about it, but sadly she listens to every band BUT Killing For Christ. It is sad.

[Martha Chump]

Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

Black metal? Sounds noisy.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

ATTENTION PASTORS

those are the noises you'll be making in Hell

daughter has started listening to metal music

Also may be of interest to others concerned about family members so I'm posting the information here. THIS IS NOT INTENDED FOR ENTERTAINMENT. So avoid clicking the y/t unless you really need the information.

Satan has been working through humans since Eve was fashioned and preferred listening to the serpent rather than her Husband to whom God had explained about The Tree. And sure enough the more humans the more devils proliferated. Hardly surprising given the greater capacity of humans for demon possession. THE DEMON INDEX FOR ONE HUMAN IS TWO THOUSAND PIGS! And we have no way to know whether that Gerasene wretch was full. Could he have contained a thousand more? A million?

Mark 5:13

The metal has been a way for devils to communicate with a broader audience. Satan gets the artistes thoroughly possessed and uses audio information to engender possession in others. Attendance at the mosh pit is unnecessary, merely a gramophone record or web-dongle suffices. What could be more revolting?

And now we have an answer. Beelzebubic influence is sought everywhere. Pigs, humans, galaxies, ants, all joined into a single network of demon possession on a gigantic scale. That is the objective. How to get there? By scrying down into the quantum realms, out of the direct view of humans, demons can propagate instantaneously by spooky action at a distance and pop up wherever they feel like. Well, they mightn't know WHERE exactly they'll reemerge into the macrosphere but wherever it is they'll get busy possessing. The problem in delving down sufficiently is for the complexity of a demon to remain intact. Modern computing techniques enable this to happen and wouldn't you know it? The first place they're reemerging is in the metal itself. Infinite metal generation. Satan wants it running 24/7. Awake or asleep. Devils galore.

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This is where we knew it was going. Now it's got there. Families need to be monitored at all times for demonic influences - anyone concerned should contact The Pastoral Team for advice as soon as the question arises, such as: “Can I get this new device for Christmas?” A sure sign of demons.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

WELL SAID JEB WELL SAID YOU FILTHY FAT LITTLE...

Good job being the "lookatmelooakatmelookatme" that Jeb pre-called you out as.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

Getting back on topic, demonic-metal-syntheses notwithstanding, what sorts of vocal techniques will be honed (chromatic variations for instance) as we approach commemoration of His birth, celebrated in styles appealing to the Black Metal generation only existing because Christianity as they were taught it was laughed at, mocked, knowingly:

parental research https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3ViZOC7xbE