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NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America!
Americans must always be vigilent for new signs of deviant fun among teenage children. The latest threat comes from "Nasal Sex Parties". I have the full scoop on this, for media enquiries please PM me. I have talking heads with shocking sound bites, ideas, props and shooting locations for dramatic reconstructions, and several pages of headlines and/or New Developments, resulting in weeks of news cycles for a low, low price.
Included is a teary-eyed teen girl, who we will call "F", who will talk about how her semen-snorting addiction ruined her life and/or her figure. We even have some elders who can give historical perspective by talking about their unsaved days among the funk parties of the 70's, in which participants were urged to "do it in your ear-hole". And of course we show how Bill Clinton is to blame for all of this.
Don't be out-scooped! PM me now!
Included is a teary-eyed teen girl, who we will call "F", who will talk about how her semen-snorting addiction ruined her life and/or her figure. We even have some elders who can give historical perspective by talking about their unsaved days among the funk parties of the 70's, in which participants were urged to "do it in your ear-hole". And of course we show how Bill Clinton is to blame for all of this.
Don't be out-scooped! PM me now!
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